BLATANTLY cheated by Man City (It's official. The EPL cheaters are back in full force)

This is a travesty. An absolute travesty............

I tried to stay silent on this and instead go out and have a drink at the pub to take my mind off things. But FOOK IT. THIS $HITE IS UNBELIEVABLE AND THIS MUST BE HEARD.

This past week has been "Let's cheat against Arsenal week"

First, we were cheated out of points by Everton. Then, we were cheated out of a match by Napoli although it didn't matter in the end so I wasn't as upset.

But now? Now we have been BLATANTLY cheated out of this match. BLATANTLY.

Look at this ugly mug and tell me that this man
does not look like a BLATANT CHEATER. He looks like
some evil supervillain from Batman. It's obvious he paid off
the refs to earn maximum points.

Anybody who watched the match cuold come to this same conclusion. The linesman were obviously paid off by Man $hitty to make horrendous calls against us ALL MATCH LONG.

The linesman called us offside for 5-6 times when we were CLEARLY onside and would have scored. What does this mean? THIS MEANS THAT WE WERE CHEATED OUT OF 5-6 CLEAR GOALS TODAY. THIS IS UNHEARD OF! I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A LEVEL OF BLATANT CHEATING AGAINST ONE SIDE.

Why must everyone be against Arsenal all the time? Just because we are INVINCIBLE when we are not cheated against does not mean that it gives the corrupt FA and these corrupt teams the license to condone cheating against us since they can't find any other way to defeat us. IF YOU WANT TO BEAT US FAIR AND SQAUARE GET BETTER AND TOP FOOKING CHEATING AGIANST US YOU MUPPETS.

I am so ANGRY and UPSET right now after this result. Never before in my life have I seen such outrageous officiating.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT I'LL BE SUBMITTING
MY EVIDENCE OF CHEATING TO THE FA. OR
PERHAPS I SHOULD TAKE THIS CHEATING
SCANDAL TO EVEN HIGHER AUTHORITIES.

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HANDBALL THAT WASN'T CALLED IN THE BOX WHEN THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION WAS CLEARLY THROUGH IN THE BOX. I can't even remember which City player it was that made the CLEAR handball offence (I think it was that big dumb brute Kompany) but all I know was that the player CLEARLY knew what they were doing. It should've been a RED CARD and a PENALTY for us. That takes our tally of goals taken away from us unfailr to 6-7 now.

6-7 FOOKING GOALS STOLEN AWAY FROM US TODAY. HOW CAN TEAM FOOKING CHEAT AGAINST US SO FOOKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It makes me so mad I just want to go and smash something. Oh, I know. I'll find the ref and his linesmen and SMASH IN their ugly faces. And don't let me catch any City fans walking around tonight. I'll bash in your ugly mug and send you on a one way trip to your local clinic where you can stare up at the ceiling and sip mashed potatoes through a straw.

The ONLY positive  from this game is that THERE IS NO MORE FOOKING DISCUSSION WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION.

THEO WALCOTT.

Haters...... SHUT THE FOOK UP.
Theo Walcott has ONCE AGAIN proved you lot
wrong and showed the world he is the best player
of the world.....the best of an entire generation.

2 goals. Brilliant intelligent runs. Power, pace, burst. WHOM COULD FOOK WITH THIS BEAST. He is officially back now and back fully fit and now he is dominating once again just like last season. The haters desperately wanted him to fail so that their teams could stand a chance but now it is too late.

Theo Walcott is back. He is the best player of the world. He is the best player of our generation. And if he keeps putting in performances like this.....HE COULD BE THE BEST FOOKING PLAYER OF ALL TIME.

So to conclude. 6-7 goals were stolen from us. So the adjusted TRUE score of this match is actually 9-10 goals for Arsenal and 6 goals for Man $hitty. Arsenal 9 (or 10) - Man $hitty 6. And that's not taking into account that are goals would've DESTROYED Man $hitty's resolve and they would have probably only managed 2 or 3 goals only. The main point however is that the TRUE WINNERS of this match was ARSENAL.

We will prevail this season. We will not be held back. Keep on cheating FA. Keep on cheating EPL teams. You can't stop us. Theo Walcott has once again confirmed his status as the best player of this generation. Now NOTHING WILL STOP US HEADING FORWARD.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL NOW THAT THEO WALCOTT IS FULLY FIT AND BACK to BEING THE WORLD'S BEST AND WHEN OPPONENTS DON'T BLATANTLY CHEAT AGAINST US?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM?
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Arsenal v Everton Match Review (Cheated out of points again by the corrupt FA)

ALL day I have been sitting and fuming about this match.

WHY THE FOOK DO EPL OFFICIALS DO THIS $HITE TO US?????????????????? THAT WAS NOT A FOOKING GOAL. THAT WAS NEVER A FOOKING GOAL. LUKAKU FOULED KOSCIELNY WITH HIS DANGEROUS PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giroud could not believe how pathetic the ref was today.
It was obvious Everton and the FA colluded to
cheat and take points off of us.

I have been trying to calm myself, take a few drinks to ease the nerves. BUT I AM FOOKING UPSET BY THIS HORRIBLE OFFICIATING. NEVER in a million years should that goal have stood. We should have extended our lead at the top even more than just by 1 point. We should have collected maximum points today. This ALWAYS happens to us it seems. When we are starting to get into our groove the corrupt FA must send some muppet official to cheat against us because the FA can't stand to see us succeed.

 They have been cheating us for about 8 years now.

 I am just so ANGRY right now. The rage has just been building up higher and higher. Yes, it was still a draw, but when we have points STOLEN from us like this............IT FOOKING MAKES ME MAD.

 The good thing is that the world's best player and best player of our generation is BACK AND READY.

DID YOU ALL SEE THE INCREDIBLE BURST OF PACE AND POWER FROM WALCOTT TODAY!!!
 DID YOU SEE HOW HE MAJESTICALLY ROSE TO THE HEAVENS TO OUTLEAP HIS MERE MORTAL DEFENDER AND HEAD THE BALL WITH PRECISION ACROSS THE GOAL TO SET UP OZIL FOR WHAT SHOULD'VE BEEN THE WINNER!!!

Theo Walcott is getting closer to his best. Slowly but surely
he grows stronger with each passing day. Soon
Wenger will unleash the beast from the start and then
NOBODY could stand up to us.

 There is no more discussion about it.............................

THEO WALCOTT IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION BAR NONE.

I'll give credit to you Everton for coming out and not playing scared against us. They were putting high pressure on us at the start and did a good job, but even then we overcame and took over the match and put Everton to shame. But Giroud mate. You HAVE to put away your chances though. Even though Everton cheated to equalize you had the chance to still win us the match.

So what we learned today.....

1. Everton and the FA have colluded to cheat against us today in this match. Man $hitty are probably in the negotiating room with the FA right now as well to try and cheat us out of the next match.

2. MOTHERFOOKING WALCOTT IS BACK!!! THE PACE. THAT BURST. THAT DRIVE. THAT SKILL. WHOM IS FOOKING WITH HIM IN MODERN DAY FOOTBALL? NO FOOKING BODY. HE IS THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION AND HE HAS CONFIRMED IT TODAY ONCE AGAIN WITH THIS POWERFUL PERFORMANCE.

Nothing much more to add other than........

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL WHEN THE REF DOESN'T CHEAT AND GIVE OUR OPPONENTS ILLEGITIMATE GOALS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM???????
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Why Ronaldo is Hated

This article is dedicated to Stront who asked, "Why does everyone hate Ronaldo for no reason?" Oh there is a reason mate, and I will tell you RIGHT NOW!

This is an OBJECTIVE and  COMPLETELY UNBIASED look into why LOSERnaldo is hated by the world.
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Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of opponents. But not because of his skills on the pitch. Moreso because of the fear that he may try to hit on them or dive to the ground like a pu$$y to get them sent off and ruin their career.

Ronaldo is SAD because he is not
liked by other people.

Ronaldo has built a reputation as a dishonest player. On November 4, 2010, it was perhaps the most dishonest play of his career. The ball had gone out and Ronaldo and Abate were jockeying to get the ball. They argued over whose ball it was supposed to be. Ronaldo furious that he didn't get his way performed one of the most shameful acts in football history. He made the most pathetic dive clutching his face and trying to pathetically get Abate sent off. Replays showed that Ronaldo wasn't even touched, yet still Ronaldo stuck to his lie. A disgrace indeed.

At World Cup 2006, Ronaldo cried after losing to France fair and square int he semis. Yet, Ronaldo decided that he would whine after the match. "We are a small country and they like to bully us" claimed a sore loser Ronaldo after the match with tears in his eyes. "They are all against us. We are their bullies because we are small and they think they can just pick on us." WELL YOU FOOKING LOSER CHEATING SCUM RONALDO. DID YOU NOT CHEAT TO GET MY POWERFUL ENGLAND SENT OUT IN THAT VERY SAME WORLD CUP. FOOKING HYPOCRITE. FOOK OFF YOU CRYBABY.

Ronaldo is SAD because he the other people
in football "pick" on him all the time. Such a sensitive lad!

Ronaldo was a naughty child growing up. By his own account he would be on the streets in a gang selling drugs if he was not a footballer. This man condones the sale of illegal subtances and violent gang warfare, and yet people think he is good. THIS MAN FOOKING ADMITTED HE WOULD BE A DRUG DEALER IF HE WASN'T A FOOTBALLER. HE IS A BORN LOSER!!!!!!!!!

In fact suspicious drug activity has happened right around where Ronaldo lives in Madrid. On November 29, 2010 it was revealed that Ronaldo's neighbor was caught traffiking 175 million pounds of cocaine. And you think Ronaldo didn;t know about it. So suspicios that Ronaldo lived right next to him, and was always showing up with a red nose to training and matches during that period. RONALDO WAS BUYING AND MAYBE EVEN HELPING THIS GUY SELL THOSE DRUGS. HE MIGHT'VE EVEN HOOKED UP THE DRUG DEALER WITH SOME OF HIS TEAMMATES. THAT IS JUST GROSS BEHAVIOR.

Aside from his drug problems, Ronaldo is a liar. He claims to have a baby, yet the mother magically doesn;t exist. She was supposedly paid off to never see the baby again. Just think. If this is true some poor mother was offered millions how could she turn that down? Ronaldo forced the mother to stay away from the child. How cruel of him. And of course, there's the other theory that Ronaldo never actually had a baby. Rather, he
bought a baby off the black market just to gain sympathy. This is probably the truth.

Ronaldo is also MAD because he could never catch
up to the greats of the game such as Super Messi
or the world's best Theo Walcott. Instead he tries to
deflect blame for his own shortcomings on others
to take the spotlight off the fact that he just can't compete
with them.

Think about it. Ronaldo is never seen with his child ever. He is a horrible "father" because it's not really his child and he feels nothing for it. It is just a tool for him to try and gain sympathy so he could get more votes for the Balon D'or. Meanwhile, he is out fooking countless men (yes he fooks men people), while he uses Irina Shayk to pose as his girlfriend. But do you ever see him with her ever. She is always in New York and he is always in Madrid. Lol, they NEVER see each other. She is just another of his tools to gain more sympathy and support from people and he pays her millions to pretend she is his girlfriend.

 Cristiano Ronaldo. A polarizing figure. Through my careful detective work, I Ricky Cash have uncovered and brought to the light these TRUE details. If you don't believe me go look up the dates and facts I have written on google and you will see the truth. Cristiano LOSERnaldo. A crook. A thief. A very very very bad man.

Sepp Blatter was right. Ronaldo is NOT a good boy. Not at all.

This has been Ricky Cash reporting. Thank you.
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Lucky Boys at United (Arsenal have been cheated yet again)

First off let me start by saying. FOOK VAN TRAITOR.

Now where oh where to begin with this ATROCIOUS match.

The ref was just a DISGRACE today. Every call he made favoured United. EVERY FOOKING CALL. This was a disgraceful officiating performance. Michael Oliver the ref can go FOOK off. Yet another ref that Fergie probably slipped some money to before the match to cover for his little boy Moyes.

United played with a man up all match. Introducing
their latest signing..........

The haters just couldn't wait for this day. They just COULDN'T FOOKING WAIT. They've been lurking in the shadows all season long with tears in their eyes wondering why Arsenal have become the MOST POWERFUL side in all of EPL and of the world. They just couldn't take it that Arsenal are the best now.

So the moment they got their chance, you better believe these haters are ready to pounce. How sad and pathetic these people are. They only live to see Arsenal fail. Yet we haven;t even failed in this match. WE WERE CHEATED AND WE ALSO WERE STRUGGLING WITH INJURIES.

As I already mentioned the referee has made a mockery of football today with his performance. How could he not add at lest 5-7 minutes of stoppage time at the end of the match? How could he blatantly give ALL the important calls to United like that? He was DISGRACEFUL today. He handed United this win.

United fans and Arsenal haters can lie to themselves all they want. It doesn't change the fact that you guys didn't even play well and were handed victory by poor officiating.

Plus, we had so many injuries to deal with........

-Wilshere was rushed back and clearly wasn't operating at 100%. 

-Ozil was so tired after a long grueling week of work against 2 other big teams. 

-Giroud was also tired and didn't have the legs. 

-Cazorla was at around 50% fitness level today. 

-Flamini JUST returned from injury and was only at about 20% of his normal level

-Ramsey was also tired after a long grueling week of tough fixtures against big teams

Not to mention.....

- We were missing Mertesacker a top 3 CB of the world

- We were missing Podolski a top 5 winger of the world

- We were missing Rosicky a top 5 attacking mid of the world

- We were missing Oxlade-Chamberlain who in 2-3 years will surpass Messi and make ppl say"Messi who? Who is that Messi creature? We only know the Ox now."

Wipe that smirk off your face Van Traitor....
or I'll smack it off myself.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..............

- THEO FOOKING WALCOTT THE BEST PLAYER OF THE WORLD AND OF OUR GENERATION WAS NO WHERE IN SIGHT. HE WAS OUT INJURED. HAD WALCOTT BEEN FIT THIS MATCH WOULD'VE BEEN A WRAP. WE WOULD'VE SMASHED UNITED. UNITED ARE NO MATCH FOR A FULL STRENGTH ARSENAL. NO MATCH AT ALL. HAD WE HAVE HAD WALCOTT THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY WIN FOR US. A 4-5 GOAL WIN FOR ARSENAL WOULD'VE BEEN THE ONLY REALITY FOR UNITED.

Take all these injuries and all this fatigue into account and combine that with the BLATANT CHEATING of the ref and it's clear to see how United have found an unfair, yet favourable result for themselves.

Haters just need to ZIP IT though about this we can't beat big teams as usual crap. HATERS ARE SO ILLOGICAL.

We already beat DORTMUND just earlier this week at their OWN HOME in the best Champions League group ever. You know the same DORTMUND that finished as finalists in last seasons UCL

.

We already beat LIVERPOOL just last week. You know the same LIVERPOOL who supposedly would knock us out of the top 4 and compete for EPL glory.

We already beat NAPOLI in Champions League in the toughest group of all time. You know the same NAPOLI who were supposed to defeat us and send us crashing out in the group stages of UCL.

We already beat MARSEILLE in the toughest group in Champions League history. You know the same
MARSEILLE who was supposed to take some points off us in the Champions League and condemn us to Europa league exit or worse.

We already beat SPUDS earlier this season. The same SPUDS who everyone said would compete for EPL glory and FINALLY finish above us in the top 4.

How come all the haters ignore these teams!!! WE HAVE BEATEN MORE BIG SIDES THAN ANY OTHER SIDE IN EPL SO FAR THIS SEASON. Yet the haters conveniently ignore because it doesn't fit their ignorant agendas.

Let me repeat I don't think you heard me.

Once Walcott is fully fit again there will be
NO stopping us. He is the best player in the world.

WE HAVE BEATEN MORE BIG SIDES THAN ANY OTHER SIDE IN EPL SO FAR THIS SEASON.

One more time. I still dont think you haters heard me.

WE HAVE BEATEN MORE BIG SIDES THAN ANY OTHER SIDE IN EPL SO FAR THIS SEASON.

Once we are back to full strength and Walcott is back DOMINATION returns. Not even the cheaters and haters could hold us back from GLORY this season.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL WHEN THE MATCH IS FAIR AND WE HAVE A FULLY FIT THEO WALCOTT AT OUR DISPOSAL?!?!?!?!?!?

Answer: NOBODY.

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Hater Speak Vol. 1 (Part 2)

Haters love to hate. Welcome to "Hater Speak Vol.1 (Part 2)" in which I scour the internet to find comments from Arsenal haters and re-post them for the entire world to see. Let's celebrate these haters and laugh at their pathetic comments.

Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under the that their hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then under that I will respond to their comments, and simply embarrass the hater.

Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...

LEVIEDING August 20, 2013
I promised myself I wouldn’t look through transfer rumours or come on this site till after the window closed.

Well we all break our promises just ask the Arsenal board and manager!!

What the hell is going on at Arsenal at the moment we have become a joke. The excuses have run dry for the men dealing with our incomings or lack there of. I am sick of this now, waiting, hoping and praying I wake up and see a big name splashed across the Arsenal website holding up the red and white. It is demoralising for the fans world wide. Something needs to be done because I really don’t believe we will sign anyone worthy of wearing an Arsenal shirt. We will end up with some nomads that no one has ever heard off. Later down the line the big ‘DEADWOOD’ sale will once again materialise and we will be in the same position once again. They are all to blame for this, it would be wrong to point the finger at one man, namely Wenger as there are higher powers in the club allowing this mess to continue.

Wenger can only laugh at the many
haters of Arsenal.

As you can see I’m clearly lost for words in regards to watching the club we love deteriorate into a laughing stock. All hope of signing the big names have been dashed by the players and their respective agents saying they don’t want to join Arsenal. For a club that has a history as ours and are first seeds in the best competition in football, it has become a worrying sight to see players turn us down left, right and center. Too long have we stood in the shadows of the big spenders and not been able to compete, then the transfer window started are hope were raised and promises were made. We will sign big names and we will splash the cash that the fans have unloaded into the club boardroom.

We need a complete overhaul but what worries me is the complete lack of care the club are showing to the fans. The same fans that pay the highest ticket prices, follow their club globally and have Arsenal through and through. It is the saddest state I have ever witnessed as an Arsenal fan, the worst part being there is nothing we can do. We have to sit and watch as our club gets run into the ground by money making, suit wearing, profit hungry, ignorant little (insert word here)! They watch idly by as our competitors pull our record breaking signings while we stay stagnant. Do they honestly believe we will walk from this season with our 4th place trophy that they have created in hand? Do they honestly believe the squad is good and strong enough to compete with the big boys?

The answer to all the questions being asked by the fans is ‘NO’ and I am pretty certain they couldn’t give a flying (insert word here). We are being fed to the mid table wolves ready to chomp us up and watch our rivals laugh as we fall from whatever grace that 4th place holds. The end is nigh for Arsenal football club, we have been infected by a deadly virus. Parasites taking all they can from us before they leave with bags full of cash. We all say Arsenal will still stand but where is the real question….

Ricky Cash: What a mouthful, where to begin with this DREADFUL comment. You said we wouldn't end up with anyone worthwhile? So tell me mate is Mesut FOOKING Ozil not worthwhile enough for you? All of this business we've done over the past few years to stack up the money has been in anticipation of this moment. Now we are the most profitable club AND the most powerful club of the world. We have an unstoppable team now and if we REALLY needed there is NO player we could not sign to strengthen ourselves.

If you are so worried about the big name signings of others then go support their club mate. We don't want any plastics at our club. We want fans who support the players we have in our club. Our players have always been good enough and just needed some faith. Now they have blossomed because we stood by them and showed faith.

I guess this virus you speak of hasn't infected Arsenal, but rather your brain. Take a rest mate. You ACTUALLY thought we would be midtable this season? Take a break mate. Rest your mind, close your eyes. When you awake and are refreshed then you may be given one more chance to be loyal to our club. We don't care for plastics. We want REAL supporters mate. REAL supporters.

SOMEone!^! - August 20, 2013
Now I know where Arsenal's transfer money is going.. They are paying news papers all over the world just to confirm their interest on players like Di Maria now, Mata, Higuain, Gustavo, Suarez, Rooney, Ozil, Benzema etc...

Szczesny tells haters to talk to his hand.

Ricky Cash: GOOD ONE mate. GOOD ONE. So original. But guess what mate, WE GOT OZIL. WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOOKING SIGNED OZIL. You were saying again mate?

Julio Campos - August 20, 2013
Tottenham and Liverpool will finish ahead of Arsenal

Ricky Cash: Ahhh, Julio Campos first appearance in Hater Speak. Get used to seeing this guy here. He is one of the biggest haters of Arsenal the world has ever known. My dear Julio if you are reading this then know how foolish you look to have proclaimed this. LMFAO, Tottenham and Liverpool have both been SMASHED by us already. Lol, try again Julio. Try again.

Uweezyb Okokhue Bright - August 20, 2013
See what dis man (Wenger) has turn dis club into...shambles

Ricky Cash: Yeah our club is in COMPLETE shambles right now. Because we are definitely not way ahead in the EPL standings right. We definitely are not the most profitable club in the world. We definitely are not winning games left and right all the way back since March. Snap out of it mates. You must be another Spud fan undercover. Pathetic.

Jay Allanby - August 26, 2013
Poor Wenger gets crazier every day. I fear he has a medical condition and hope that he can live out the rest of his life without too much pain or suffering. He must be removed from Arsenal immediately. He is not fit to fulfill his duties anymore.

Ricky Cash: You want the man who has transformed us into the most powerful club to be removed from his position. Mate.....WHAT THE FOOK IS WRONG WITH YA????? Then I remember about all these undercover Spud fans posing as Arsenal supporters and it all makes sense. Good old Jay Allanby here can;t take it that his Spuds despite spending over 100 M this summer STILL can't compete with Arsenal. AHAHAHAHAHAA, how sad the life of a Spud must be.

kolotimz - August 26, 2013
Wenger your brain has being diluted and it now function like a looser

Ricky Cash: Kolotimz, your brain has been diluted and it now function like a loser. Not like your fantasy of Wenger though. Really, your brain is functioning like a loser to think that Wenger is a bad manager. Go get a check up mate to clear out your head. Good luck with your condition mate. Good luck.

Lata Lata - August 26, 2013
More than not signing players, the interviews this guy gives makes me more sick. He is plain stupid!

Ricky Cash: Are you serious mate? You think Wenger is stupid? LOLOLOLOL. Some people are just
REALLY dense. I don't think a man that is stupid would have the intuition to have bought a player named Thierry Henry who was a struggling winger at Juventus and transform him into the most lethal striker of all time. Haters just don't make sense sometimes.

'Yomi Ode - August 26, 2013 
Wenger, your problem is that you think you know it all. You talk so stupid and in an unintelligent rude manner. Do you think the matured loyal fans have no brains? Instead of you to do your job, you continue to blame everybody for your senility. I know you will not sign anybody because you think you know it all.

Ricky Cash: Guess it was you who thought they knew it all mate. You said Wenger would not sign anybody, yet he signed the best attacking midfielder of the world in Mesut Ozil. Go bury your face in some dirt and never come out mate. NEVER come out again.

maky02 - August 28, 2013

Haters think Wenger is stupid right?
That's why he transformed this man
into the mos lethal striker in EPL
history.

Please someone tell Arsene Wenger to stop this deceptive game.The SCAMMER has been found out.Just showing interest in players he knows will never be able to sign so at the end of the transfer season he comes out with the age old excuse of I tried. Enough of the mind games Papa Arsene!!!!!!!!Arsenal fans are wiser than you perceive them to be

Ricky Cash: Arsenal fans are wise mate. Apparently you are not however. Apparently you are not.

Anonymous - August 28, 2013
y does wenger even comment these days...he knows all he does is blah blah blah..n does nothing...i think he's still thinking he is in the fantasy league... Arsenal were interest in: Cassilas; Julio Cesar Uchida; Williams Fellaini; Cabaye; Gustavo; Kondogbia Ozil; Bernard; Jovetic; Di Maria; now Mata Higuain; Suarez; Benzema; Rooney & only Sanogo was signed tht for free... get a life wenger...u have lost the respect of ur arsenal fans...

Ricky Cash: After we have signed Ozil, I would keep my name as Anonymous if I were you too  mate. Lol, how silly you are. Be THANKFUL you have posted this anonymously. At least now you can still walk the streets without everyone laughing without mercy at your every move over how dumb you made yourself look with this comment.

UcheLouis - August 28, 2013 
wenger are you high or just incredibly stupid??? 

Ricky Cash: SPUD FANS BE GONE. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL NEVER FINISH ABOVE US AND YOUR LIVES WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER TO TAKE. YOU WON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE WEIGHT OF THIS FANTASY WORLD YOU GUYS LIVE IN IN WHICH YOU CAN ACTUALLY SURPASS US ON THE TABLE. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. YOU WILL NEVER SURPASS ARSENAL. ACCEPT AND MOVE ON.

LEVIEDING - August 29, 2013
Highest paid manager. Highest paid CEO. Highest ticket prices. More cash than the other 19 clubs combined. 0 [transfer] signings on Aug 29

Ricky Cash: And then 2 days later he signed Ozil. I and all other Arsenal fans kindly request that you SHUT THE FOOK UP FOREVER.

Haters thought Ramsey would be exposed this season.
Ramsey says hush.

Shane Vince - August 29, 2013
Fulham can aim to win the league as well but it doesnt mean its going to happen. Arsenal have an average squad at best, one top quality player being Cazorla, Wilshere is good but has to mature and he will eventually be a top player but the rest of the players are average thats including Walcott. This is the worst Arsenal team in over a decade

Ricky Cash: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAa. This may take the cake for the WORST comment out of all of these very very bad comments. You thought we had an average squad. Ramsey is just average mate? Flamini is just average mate? Giroud is just average mate? Theo Walcott who is the BEST player in the WORLD and of our GENERATION is just average mate? Go take up knitting. Football is not the sport for you.

Johnny Bopape - August 29, 2013
An average season games is about 60 grueling games for an ambitious team that has not won anything in past 9 seasons..current Arsenal squad..2 GK , 2 RB ,3 CB , 2 LB , 4 CM , 2 LW , 2 CAM , 2 RW , 2 ST...Never mind the depth and quality that is lacking in this squad but 4 or 5 players are injury prone in the squad..Unless Wenger buys top quality in this departments, 1 GK , 1 CB , 2 CDM , 1 LW , ST Arsenal will always battle for top 4 finish of which maybe is their main aspiration who knows..Ramsey, whilshere and Arteta unfortunately are not defensive midfielders and will be exposed badly as the season kicks on besides the later two play only 20 matches a season for obvious reason as we know..Liverpool and spurs are taking decent steps improve while there has not been any movement what so ever from Arsenal..challenging for anything is just dream and so it shall remain

Ricky Cash: This lad said Ramsey would be exposed this season. I don't really thinks he deserves a response other than............... AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Luka Kanyika - August 29, 2013
i wish i had a gun i swear i cld shoot this idiot called Wenger

Ricky Cash: The third death threat/wish against Wenger in this volume of Hater Speak. What the fook is wrong with these people?

Ana G -  October 6, 2013
Say what yoU want kid, Ozil remains overrated. Its only a matter of time before the hype around

As the haters continue to talk Walcott continues to recover
slowly building his strength back up. When he returns
after the international break the haters
will have nothing more to say.

him dies off

Ricky Cash: Introducing Ana G. Perhaps the biggest hater of Ozil on the planet or at least close to it. She is one of the MANY bitter Madridistas who are mad that he has decided to join Arsenal and leave their club. It has been reported that Ozil fooked Ana G then deleted her out of his phone and never called or saw her again. Hell hath no fury like a woman. In her rage and fury Ana G made it her life mission to hound, harass, and talk badly about Ozil until she takes her dying breath.

Ana G - October 6, 2013
Lmao. I thought I was the only one who saw that [Ozil is terrible]. Ozil man of the match by his fan boys. I tell you man, ozil fans are desperate and clueless. Thank God, he left madrid. Got tired of him and his fans. Good player but overrated

Ricky Cash: Here Ana G continues to show just how angry she is that Ozil fooked her and then never called her again. She has been badly hurt by Ozil, but Ozil just wanted a fling. Ana G thought Ozil could make her famous though and was so sad to learn that Ozil was just using her for pleasure. Poor Ana G. She is still heartbroken and in love with Ozil so she will do anything to grab his attention. Unfortunately, Ozil has moved on and doesn't even remember who she is. And we shall move on as well.

Anonymous - October 6, 2013
i really want to meet ricky cash in person. if i do meet him i want to beat the fook out of him with a baseball bat

Ricky Cash: Harsh mate!!! That's pretty mean. You could seriously injure me with a bat. Didn't your mommy teach you proper manners lad?

herman - October 6, 2013
 I hope everybody at Arsenal now stop celebrating the arrival of an average midfielder (Ozil) as if it were the Messiah.

Ricky Cash: Another scorned Madridista who can't take it that Ozil will no longer be lighting up the stage at the Bernabeu, but will rather be lighting it up at the Emirates.

Akhi Strider - October 17, 2013
lolz, ricky can like kizz ma Punjabi rear hole lolz he is sooo deluded i'd be like "Oh my Gosh !" Lolz Losernal will like lose lolz I'm like dancing to 'Baby' by J.B like right now lolz I will like move my body to the rythm when Losernal like lose lolz..

Ricky Cash: Children this is why we STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!!!!

beowulftheslash - October 19, 2013 
Arsenal is playing well but when the injuries come that's when we'll really know if they'll be title challengers. Depth is very important and without ozil alone they are half the team they are.

Ana G must find a new obsession other than
Mesut Ozil. Try Oliver Giroud. He also says
hi to the haters who thought he would flop.

Ricky Cash: Oh that's funny mate. Because last season when we didn't have Ozil we went undefeated for the whole last part of the season and garnered the most points of any EPL side. But I guess that should be ignored because it COMPLETELY disproves whatever ignorant point you were trying to make right?

Anonymous - October 19, 2013
SON: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WE WIN A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. 
DAD: WE DON'T KNOW SON.WE ARE ARSENULL FANS

Ricky Cash:
Anonymous: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
Doctor: Hush. Stop screaming Anonymous and take these pills.

Anonymous - October 19, 2013
TAKE this ArseNULL fans MANCHESTER UNITED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ARSENULL SAF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.WENGER Wenger was hiding in SAF shadow during last 10 years and since he is retired now,he is slowly coming back out of his shadow. IDK whate you ArseNULL fans say about United now, wait till we smash you at OLD TRAFFORD in November. FINALLY GIGGS>>>>>>>>ARSENULL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ricky Cash: I have NO IDEA what you were trying to say here mate. Seems your school instructors have failed you unfortunately.

Jim J - October 19, 2013 
No assists from Özil [in this match]? What a failure [signing for Arsenal].

Ricky Cash: Lol, Madridistas are SOOOO mad about Ozil leaving them. Keep crying Madridistas. Keep crying. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAa.

strontZz - October 19, 2013
dont be so happy arsenal boys, or the tears will start rolling & wont stop when u face the big teams...

Ricky Cash: Someone wanted me to attack a comment of StrontZz. Well here you go. This lad says that

What Spud fans look like each year after they
have ONCE AGAIN finished below Arsenal
in the table.

when we face the big teams we will start crying......

Hmmmm let's see. We have defeated.....DORTMUND, NAPOLI, TOTTENHAM, LIVERPOOL, MARSEILLE already. That's more big teams than ANY other team in Europe has defeated so far. You were saying again?

Adam - October 20, 2013 
The only garbage on the pitch is watching the English players. EPL should go 100% foreign. Then it would be the best league. English teams with English players are so boring to watch and aren't even competition for the big clubs that buy anything but English. Dump Wilshire and Walcott and you have a champion team!

Ricky Cash: Yawn.

Akhi Strider - October 20, 2013
Flamini is an all out aggressive and dirty player. I wonder why you brainless Arsenal fans can tolerate a serial foul master like him and hate Busquets for Diving. Flamini's tackles hurt people, Not Busquets dives. BTw, Busquets > Flamini

Ricky Cash: Excuse Akhi Strider mates. His mother dropped him on his head a few too many times when he was young. He is a little slow in the brain.

Akhi Strider - October 20, 2013 
Rubbish player. He (Ozil) always flops when it matters most. Look at the Dortmund semi-final when he did nothing. He will flop again this year. Mark my words. This Punjabi has spoken,

Ricky Cash: I repeat. This lad has been dropped on his head a few too many times as a child.
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Hater Speak Vol. 1 (Part 1)

Haters love to hate. So Arsenal supporters I'm starting a new series on my blog titled "Hater Speak" in which I scour the internet to find comments from Arsenal haters and re-post them for the entire world to see. Let's celebrate these haters and laugh at their pathetic comments.

Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under the that their hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then under that I will respond to their comments, and simply embarrass the hater.

Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...

Haters. HUSH.

mos deed - August 17, 2013
Arsenal talks about signing Suarez? then signs nobody lol sign Ricky Lambert and call it a day. no class player would want to join that mob, not if they want to win trophies.

Ricky Cash: LMFAO. Mate, you thought we could only sign Ricky Lambert? AHAHAHAHA, mate you look so foolish. We signed MESUT OZIL. But according to you I guess Ozil is not a "class" player because no "class" player would want to join our mob right? Lol, go take a seat mate. Next time you speak make sure to pull up your pants from around your ankles first.

Hassan Nashid - August 17, 2013 
Even though I am the biggest fan of Arsenal I want Arsenal to crash and burn. I want wenger to go down deep into the shit with his broken ship, for his irresponsibility and dragging the name of a once a glorious footballing club in the mud. WENGER YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

Ricky Cash: You? An Arsenal fan mate? Doubt it. No true supporter would ever want to see their club "crash and burn" just because things aren't going his way. This lad is from here on out to be excommunicated from Arsenal. Don't talk all this crap about us, and now try and act like you're one of our biggest supporters now that we've signed Ozil. Hassan Nashid. You are hereby revoked of your Arsenal supporter status (although I suspect you were a Spud fan in disguise. Those Spuds just can't take it that they'll NEVER be on our level nor finish above us in the table. LOLOLOLOLOL)

Eric Grandinger - August 17, 2013
lol #lesbihonest did anyone srsly expect Arsenal to win?? Gunners fans need to wake up! You guys will be battling against relegation this season without a major overhaul. Your players are well below par... sorry but it's the truth

Ricky Cash: Battling relegation? Seriously mate? Seriously? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Go sit your behind down mate and hush. We are TOP OF THE TABLE right now. LOLOLOLOLOL. This lad seriously thought we would be battling relegation this season. What an idiot.

Yaz Moochtar - August 17, 2013
Arse*** needn't to panic here, even with the current squad they'll be treble winner by the end of the season. - winner of 4th spot premier League - winner of Champions cup qualification - winner of Champions cup group stage

Haters thought we wouldn't sign any more players this
summer. Mesut Ozil says hi to you lot.

Ricky Cash: Right on mate. And you'll also be winner of the treble as well. Winner of biggest mary poppin. Winner of biggest idiot. Winner of most humiliated man on Earth now that Arsenal is MUCH better than you could ever imagine. See everyone wins mate. Everyone wins.

Santiago Mudi - August 17, 2013 
Wenger keeps on buying 16 and 17 year old players which he claim they are for the future but what happens now? I dont blame RVP for leaving cos there is nothing more in arsenal,4th place is no trophy and u will never be remembered for coming 4th. Fuck wenger fuck arsenal fuck the board and fuck every one that thinks arsenal will win any thing with this fucked up players

Ricky Cash: Lol. Last time I checked Ozil was 25 years old mate. Last time I checked Ozil was 25.

Billy de Fretes - August 17, 2013
[We will] fight for 4th - 6th place maybe but not title challenger .. from arsenal fans

Ricky Cash: Lol, last time I checked challenging for 1st place is not challenging for 4th-6th place mate. Last time I checked challenging for 1st was not challenging for 4th-6th. Now FOOK OFF Spud fan in disguise.

kirk - August 17, 2013
This is just sad. The owners and Wenger - what are you doing? Why are you constantly fucking your fans?! The once great Arsenal is now a joke. Just sad Forza Milan

Ricky Cash: OH THE IRONY!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA. A SLOW MOTION MILAN FAN TELLING ARSENAL THAT THE OWNERS HAVE RUINED THEIR ONCE GREAT SIDE. Speak for yourself mate. We're competing for the EPL trophy this season. Where is slow motion AC Milan again? Lol, mid table, and still falling even further down the standings. Speak for your own fooking team mate. Our team is fine. Yours is the team that is.....not so fine. LOL.

Billy de Fretes - August 17, 2013 
it's true that some fans put banner " YOU CAN'T BUY CLASS" but they need to add " CAN'T BUY WORLD CLASS PLAYER, CAN'T WIN ANYTHING EVEN EMIRATES CUP" ... since george graham day, i really frustrated with this result. Wenger " we look for quality", " we can win title with this squad" ...fu*k off wenger, arsenal fans and supporter deserve silverware. it will be better to win carling cup rather than only QUALIFY FOR UCL.

Ricky Cash: Ahhhh. Our good friend Billy is back already. The Spud fan in disguise. Hey Billy mate, how about we put up banners like "WE CAN BUY OZIL" or maybe "WE ARE FIRST PLACE IN EPL" or maybe "SAD SAD BILLY de FRETES IS ONE SAD LONELY MISERABLE SPUD FAN". These banners seem much more appropriate don't you think?

Rosicky the BEAST laughs at those who
thought Arsenal would be nothing this season.

clowns10 -August 17, 2013
not sure if arsenal is a comedy or a tragedy

Ricky Cash: Not sure if clowns10 is clueless or dumb.

David Egbedi - August 18, 2013 
I hate wenger i pray 4 death 4 him make arsenal fans unhappy all the time give hope when wenger is hopeless

Ricky Cash: Mate, you would wish death on another human being because he is not giving you the results you want? WHAT THE FOOK IS YOUR PROBLEM MATE. FOOK OFF.

Marco Alex - August 18, 2013
I still can't believe that Arsenal's fans listen to this guy. I mean, he takes you for rides years in and years out and you keep on letting him damage your club. Wenger must be fired, he has reached a point where he believes that he's bigger than the club and it's not tolerable. If Ferguson who won everything with United left the club, it means that individuals will pass, the club will always remain. Cut the crap and sack Wenger.

Ricky Cash: Yeah, let's sack the man who has bought us Ozil and has us first in the group of death in the Champions League and first in the EPL. Take a seat mate and keep quiet for a bit. When you speak next time you should count to 1000 before opening your mouth.

Bulime Solomon - August 18, 2013
 I think da first signing arsenal shld z resign. Mr david dein coz he z. Da only man who understaands what arrsenal needs and f wenger insstead ov signing better players he z. Discussing hiz mega sallary instead ov her resignation.if he was given 70 m en he z. Sitting on then he. Z not da rightt man for da. Job coz eeven a moron can tel dat arsenal needs a goal keeper in ceasar or adlar ,a beta right bak lyk leichestina orr micah ,a central defender lyk ashley williams or mohamed sakho ,a defensive midfielder lyk bender , mvilla or inlar a left footed attacking midfielder and a striker lyk suarez ,rooney ,yilmaz

Ricky Cash: Ummmmmmm WHAT?

King Bayo - August 18, 2013 
the only thing is arsene wenger have to die so that we can have good manager who will spend and buy top player.

Ricky Cash: Lol, another Arsenal "supporter" wishing death upon a man. FOOK OFF mate. You undercover Spud fans are so ridiculous.

Hademe Precious - August 18, 2013 
Honestly, If wenger is not managed and check mated, he will simply ruin the club and run away..His policy of total profit orienrd approach will kill arseal. He can never learn from his past and above all, he is very crafty and decietful.. Hate him.

Haters all around the world are howling with pain
now that Ramsey has emerged.

Ricky Cash: You hate the man who has given us Mesut Ozil. Who has developed Theo Walcott into the best player of the world and of our generation. Who has developed Ramsey and Wilshere into the best midfielders of the world. Who has us on top of the EPL and of the toughest group in Champions League history. Mate, take a seat and hush. Your speaking privileges have been revoked.

Gerard Adjah - August 19, 2013 
Wenger seriously, i mean are you serious right now? this your thinking or approach or method has not worked for the years past and you are expecting it to work this time round? Please our ears are tired of these worn out, over used excuses. Please Wenger if you are a religious person then please take the weekend results as God's forewarning of the humiliation ahead of you this season if you don't change... you did not have any defenders on the bench, (what happened with the move for Ashley Williams) there was no protection for the defence (what happened with Felliani). Your first choice goalkeeper keeps gifting penalties just review his record, personally i prefer Fabianski over him but well you see differently i don't get it, (incase you have forgeten Fabianski saved us last season when things were going south) . How can the likes of Napoli or Wolfsburg beat THE ARSENAL to the signing of players. Please for the love of Christ do something drastic about this team, now it is embarrassing calling ourselves Arsenal fans.

Ricky Cash: Lol, so it's embarrassing calling yourself an Arsenal fan huh mate? Bet, you're not saying this now though. You impatient. ungrateful boy. You don't deserve to call yourself an Arsenal fan. You thought we were going to face humiliation this season? Yet we have signed Ozil, and sit atop the EPL at the moment. Life is good for us. We have been unstoppable all season long. You are NOT a true supporter of Arsenal. Go find some plastic club to support like Chel$ki or Man $hitty.

SOMEone!^! - August 19, 2013
Wenger's day:
Morning: " We will spend"
Noon: "We have 70 million to spend"
Evening: "We have inquired about Ronney, Higuine, Suarez"

Hearing this poor Arsenal fans rushed to take season ticket. But nothing happened. Enraged Arsenal fans called Wenger and asked why no transfer happened?

Wenger in his mind: "Signings..? Poor lads. I was busy masturbating whole night"

Ricky Cash: Cool story bro. But I prefer reality.
Morning: We will spend
Noon: We have unlimited money to spend. Let's buy Ozil.
Evening: We have signed Ozil.

Hearing this the GREAT Arsenal fans rushed to season tickets and gobbled them up. Enraged rival fans like SOMEone!^! then spent the rest of the night crying themselves to sleep knowing that there chance of winning anything was over in that split instant.

Wenger tries to hold in the laughter at how idiotic
and ignorant the haters are

Yeah mate. I definitely prefer reality over your fantasy world. I'll send you some tissues though for those tears of yours. As a fan of a rival EPL team I'm sure times must be tough for ya mate.

Adam - August 19, 2013
Wenger is a fooking joke!

Ricky Cash: AHAHAHHAHAAAA. Nah mate. You're the fooking joke. Why else do you think I laugh at you.

Adegoke - August 19, 2013
Arsenal fans are like a lady in a physically abusive relationship, who gets beaten black & blue 6 days of the week but forgets the pain on the 7th day when the husband comes bearing flowers. Wenger will sign an average player or two before the window closes and y'all gonna start your 'In wenger we trust' crap.

Ricky Cash: So you're saying Ozil is an average player mate? Go take a seat. Your speaking privileges have also been revoked.

Anonymous - August 19, 2013
lol.... Wenger has been outdated for a long time already has been tactically trailing since Mourinho walked into the PL his total football is an old version since Guardiola came along he can't deal with the reality of the transfermarket since Chelsea came along and he can't scout on a global level

Ricky Cash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA................ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA.................

Oh my....this lad is a right comedian!!!!!!!!

Wahhhhhh - August 20, 2013 
I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Arsenal owned by Daniel Levy [on the transfer market].

Ricky Cash: I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Daniel Levy helped to make the move to Arsenal for Ozil possible. Look like it's Levy and the pathetic Spuds who got "owned". AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Take a seat Wahhhhhh. Take a seat mate.

Sunbin Chang - August 20, 2013
Wenger is just scared. He is just a manager that knows how to raise young players. He is scared that he might be under more pressure when he is given more resources. haha can't believe he is still the manager of Arsenal. He is not even half of Sir Alex

Sagna and his wife can only stand
and stare with smirks on their faces
at the many haters of Arsenal.

Ricky Cash: When you speak mate. You usually want to speak in a way that makes sense so that you can be understood or at least not to make yourself look foolish. Unfortunately you have failed mate. Unfortunately you have failed.

'Yomi Ode - August 20, 2013
wenger as you are making fans all over the world unhappy, sad and disillusioned, God Almighty will also make you very unhappy as from now. This your ultra conservative traits are no more acceptable in modern football

Ricky Cash: Yes I'm sure Wenger is so unhappy right now mate. First in EPL. First in the toughest group in Champions League history. Signed Ozil the best attacking mid of the world. Also has Cazorla the other best attacking mid of the world. Has Giroud a top 3 striker of the world. He has Wilshere and Ramsey the two best centre mids of the world. He's got Arteta a top 5 centre mid of the world, along with Flamini who has recovered to once again become the best DM in the world. And to top it all off he has Theo FOOKING Walcott who is the best player of the world currently just ahead of Super Messi.

Yeah mate. Wenger sure must be "unhappy" right now. LMFAO.
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Real Madrid - Barcelona Players Ratings

Very good Clasico we've had today. The best team has won, and the worse team has been vanquished and humbled.
Meanwhile back in London certain individuals are laughing so hard right now at Real Madrid. (Ozil, Mourinho, Daniel Levy....take your pick mates. Take your pick).

Here are the ratings out of 10 mates.

BARCELONA
Valdes (8/10): Made some great saves throughout the match to frustrate the whiny Madrid team. Unlucky not to stop Mini-me LOSERnaldo AKA Jese's goal.

Messi can only smile as he has ONCE AGAIN
defeated and vanquished his foe LOSERnaldo

Dani Alves (7/10): Got caught out of position a couple of times on defence, but in attack he made Madrid suffer. UTTERLY AND TOTALLY HUMILIATED LOSERnaldo WITH A PANNA. LOSERnaldo WAS LEFT HUMILIATED AND ASHAMED.

Pique (6/10): Good solid defence. Nothing special from him, but he did his job for the most part. Shakira will reward him tonight.

Mascherano (5/10): Solid in defence, but he made too many mistakes that almost cost Barca like giving the ball away cheaply around Barca's goal. He also failed to mark Mini-Me LOSERnaldo AKA Jese for that last goal, but otherwise he put in a solid performance.

Adriano (6/10): SHUT DOWN THE 100 M FLOP. He wasn't spectacular or anything today, but he showed that EAReth FAIL is nothing but the biggest most expensive flop in footballing history.

Busquets (5/10): Kept things ticking in the Barca midfield, but he was a little whiny today tbh. He needs better concentration or he could've cost his team.

Iniesta (7/10): This trash continues to try and steal glory from Super Messi as usual. I'll admit that he was good today, but he better stop hogging the ball from Super Messi or else Barca will fail again like last season in Champ's League when they face real competition.

Xavi (8/10): He has been surpassed by Ramsey and Wilshere as best centre mid in the world, but he turned back the clock today and picked apart Madrid in midfield. Well done mate. Well done.

He may have a Horsie hair head, but NEIGHmar still proved to
be the difference in today's match.......

Horsie Head NEIGHmar (9/10; MAN OF THE MATCH): When NEIGHmar first arrived I thought he would be like that trash Iniesta always trying to steal glory from Messi. But NEIGHmar has shown that he is a good, obedient boy and he performs the will of Messi and doesn't step out of line. Messi has decided to reward him today by letting him star in the Clasico so well done NEIGHmar. Well done mate.

Traitor Fabregas (3/10): Useless for Barca. This traitor boy should be sent to the Barca reserves to teach him a lesson in LOYALTY.

Super Messi (6/10): Not the best match from Super Messi, but he played like this ON PURPOSE. He knew Madrid would have 3-4 of their hyenas chasing him so he acted as a decoy and let NEIGHmar shine today instead. FOOK ANYONE WHO STILL SAYS SUPER MESSI IS SELFISH AFTER THIS MATCH. HE SACRIFICED HIS INDIVIDUAL GLORY FOR THIS MATCH SO THAT THE TEAM COULD WIN. WELL DONE SUPER MESSI. WELL DONE.

Subs:
Alexis Sanchez (8/10): Spectacular chip for the win lad. Spectacular. He didn't do much else, but that chip was AMAZING.

Pedro (5/10): He was just brought on to work hard and secure the result for Barca. He did his job to bring home the victory.

Traitor Song (3/10): I can only sit and laugh at this traitor. The bench is where he shall remain for the rest of his days in Barca. Even that is too good for him though. He should also be sent to the reserves or even to the youth team training to toil for the rest of his days.


REAL MADRID
Diego Lopez (4/10): How can a keeper as HUMONGOUS as this guy get chipped so easily. LMFAO. TERRIBLE day for Lopez. Just TERRIBLE.

Daniel Carvajal will have nightmares of NEIGHmar
for the rest of his life now after getting
torched time and time again.

Carvajal (3/10): Horsie Head NEIGHmar TORE THIS LAD UP. Over and over. Time and time again NEIGHmar ate him up. This guy will have nightmares of NEIGHmar for the rest of his life.

Animal Hyena Pepe (6/10): The animal actually had a decent game. Nothing amazing. But decent. I'm surprised that this wild animal could remain so composed today. Madrid must have given him a rabies shot before the match to control his symptoms.

Varane (5/10): They left Varane to dry out there. He got no help from his teammates so it made him look bad. Hey Varane, when you're ready to join a real powerful team, we are waiting for you at Arsenal. Varane will surely be coming to Arsenal in the coming years where he belongs.

Marcelo (7/10): One of the better players in Madrid. He got up and linked up in attack, and he actually had good positioning during the match to keep Super Messi quiet. Marcelo should look to get out of Madrid soon so that he can join a team with a chance to win some trophies. Marcelo is the best LB int he world and he would be welcome at Arsenal.

THUGio Ramos (4/10): LMFAO. What was THUGio doing in the midfield? He has NEVER played there before and they decide to just randomly throw him in there in oh I don't know ONLY THE BIGGEST MATCH OF THE SEASON. LMFAO. AMATEUR HOUR at Madrid mates. AMATEUR HOUR at Madrid.

Ghostface Khedira (3/10): They call him Ghostface Khedira because he is invisible during the match and you never even realize he is out there. He simply vanishes from sight like a ghost. Except today he reappeared a few times during the match so that he could constantly ruin the Madrid attacks. LMFAO. I bet they wish he stayed vanished now.

Modric (7/10): The dirty ex Spud player. He was one of the best Madrid players for this match I'll admit. He was the only one who was showing some creativity and composure in the middle if the pitch.

EAReth FAIL (0/10; FLOP OF THE MATCH): LMFAO. 100 M down the drain. HOW THE FOOK

The biggest FAIL in football history. Even Bale can only
hold his hands on his head as he wonders why Real
Madrid made such a HORRENDOUS error.

CAN A PLAYER WHO COST 100 M BE SO USELESS ON A FOOTBALL PITCH. All Bale does in Madrid is pass backwards, and shoot the ball form 40 yards all the way into the stands. ANYONE CAN DO THIS. I repeat. HOW THE FOOK HAS HE COST 100 M THEN????

LOSERnaldo (6/10): He was HUMILIATED and SHAMED by Dani Alves. HUMILIATED and SHAMED. LOSERnaldo best keep his face out the public eye for a while. People will simply point and laugh at him and whisper about his failure against Alves from now on.

Di Maria (4/10): He ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. And that's all he did. A headless chicken out on the football pitch. Only in Madrid mates. Only in Madrid.

Subs:

Illarra (4/10): Useless signing for Madrid. He cost 35 M and yet they still start THUGio Ramos over him even though Ramos isn;'t even a midfielder. LOL, the coach has NO FAITH in this lad. Another waste of money from Madrid. They just love to overspend on useless players don't they?

BenzeMISS (5/10): You know that you are a failure when people start cheering and hollering because you MISSed a shot off the post. LMFAO, Madridistas are so used to seeing him miss the target completely that his shot off the post took them by surprise. They weren't expecting that he could ever come close to scoring like that!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Jese aka Mini-me LOSERnaldo (7/10): This lad wants so much to be like LOSERnaldo. AHAHAHAHAHA. Well mate let me tell you should aspire to be more because you OUTSHINED your supposed idol today. You are an even BETTER talent than LOSERnaldo. Get out of Madrid son quickly, or else LOSERnaldo will ruin you by making Ancelotti keep you on the bench all the time. LOSERnaldo hates it when others outshine him. Just ask GOALzalo Higuain or Mesut Ozil.

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He ASSAULTED Koscielny.......IN THE FOOKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I like Dortmund. They are the #3 team of the world.................

BUT WE HAVE BEEN FOOKING CHEATED OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW COULD THEY ALLOW LEWANDOWKSI AND HIS ELBOWS TO STAY ON THE FOOKING PITCH!

LOOK AT THIS CHEATER LEWANDOWSKI. HE IS
SUCH A CHEATER. HE SHOULD"VE BEEN SENT OFF AND
WE WOULD'VE WON THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!

IT"S A DISGRACE. A FOOKING DISGRACE.

UEFA ONCE AGAIN HAVE SCREWED US OVER. MY FOOKING GOSH WHY CAN'T UEFA JUST LET THE MATCHES BE FAIR FOR US FOR ONCE. ALWAYS WE ARE CHEATED SOMEHOW BY THE REFS. CHEATED IN BARCA MATCH A COUPLE OF SEASONS AGO. CHEATED IN Bayern MunCHEAT match last season and also by Schalke. Now cheated in Dortmund match. When will this stop UEFA? When will this travesty be over? Why do you forsake us in this way? What have we done to deserve this treatment?

Lewandowski VICIOUSLY and VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED poor, innocent, defenseless Koscielny............IN THE FOOKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN THE MOTHERFOOKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED CARD ALL DAY EVERYDAY STUPID REF. THE REF HAS BEEN PAID OFF BY UEFA TO SCREW US OVER BECAUSE Dortmund are a honest club unlike MunCHEAT. Dortmund would never pay off the officials to screw us, they are honest team, although this trash Lewandowksi..... I can see now why he wants to go to MunCHEAT.

That CHEATer Lewandowski will fit right into Bayern MunCHEAT perfectly. What a lucky strike he had to slip past our keeper for the winner, but he SHOULD HAVE BEEN OFF WITH A RED CARD.

Walcott could only stare in horror on the sidelinews as UEFA
YET AGAIN cheated us out of an important match in Europe.
Wait the fook until he returns to the pitch and we'll see
if UEFA can still cheat us then..........

He ASSAULTED poor, innocent, defenseless Koscielny...........IN THE FOOKING FACE.

BESIDES. Walcott was injured for this match. No offence to Dortmund w.ho I continuously stress that I am a fan of their style of play, but had Walcott been fit.....................MAN A 8-2 loss for Dortmund would've been their only reality

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL WHEN THE MATCH IS FAIR AND UEFA DOESN'T CHEAT AGAINST US?!?!?!?!?!?

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The Scary Tale of Dortmund (Arsenal - Dormund Match Preview)

10 years ago a boy went into a haunted forest. This is his tale.................

*Listen to and watch the story below before continuing.*

*Now play the next video and listen to the sounds while reading on.*

Rain pours down from the skies. Thunder and lightning crackle and light up the heavens. We are in present day London. 10 years from the moment when the  mysterious boy went into the forest and was haunted. 10 years and the mystery of what actually happened in that forest still remains.

Dortmund have just arrived in London in the thunderstorm. Their team bus has broken down in the middle of the forest though. The same forest that haunted the child all those years ago.........................

Mighty Reus: Hey guys!!!!! What's going on!! Why has our bus stopped?

Dortmund are scared. Very scared. They know doom
awaits them...........

Klopp: Our buus haz brokeen down me boy. Patience me lad. Patience. Let uz go eexplore in theez rain and zee what iz in theez forest shall we.

Aubemayang: Yeah, let's go!

Lewandowski: You guys no!!!!!!! I'm scared...... I was just here in London last week after I got my butt kicked the all powerful England squad. The most powerful side of the world. This forest is HAUNTED mates. We must stay on the bus and wait.

Sahin: Nonsense mate. Now come....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Sahin has just tripped on a leaf and broken his leg. He will be out for the rest of the season.)

*The rain continues to pour down heavily on Dortmund as they begin to explore throughout the forest. Then suddenly they see it. A mysterious hole in the ground. A strange whistle emanates from the hole........*

Klopp: What is ze sound I hear? Why iz ze whistle come from thiz hole?

Lewandowski: You guys....I'm REALLY SCARED!!!!!!!!! Please, let's go!

Hummels: Nonsense. Let's see what's inside.....

*Hummels walks and looks into the hole, and his worst nightmare stands there looking back at him....*

Hummels: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH GAWD NOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOOPPP!!!!!!!!

Klopp: What iz it?

Hummels: It's......It's........IT"S HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH NOOOO PLEASE PLEASE GAWD WHY????????????////

*Klopp goes to take a peek and look in and suddenly he sees what has frightened Hummels so much. There in the hole is the image of Mertesacker. The man who has condemned Hummels to an eternity of the bench in the German NT. Mertesacker is Hummels worst nightmare.*

Klopp: Zer zer Hummels. Go take seat on ze bus. You mus get used to sitting down when in ze presence of Mertesacker anyways. You should get use to now I guezz.

*Hummels exits sobbing uncontrollably to go sit on the "bench" in the bus. He now knows in his heart that whenever Mertesacker is around the bench is the only place he can be*

Then suddenly out of nowhere the whistling in the hole stops and a bright light appears. Then an image of the

Dortmund will have no choice but to fall to the ground in
despair when my powerful Arsenal are through with them.

future is displayed to the whole Dortmund team. They see images of Ozil weaving in and around their team. They see images of Ramsey the new Zidane only better freely scoring on them. They see images of Wilshere the best mid of the world along with Ramsey tearing them up in the centre of the pitch. It is just too much for them to take.

A blood-curdling scream is heard from all the Dortmund players. A scream that would send shivers up your spine and make your toes curl. They scream and scream in vain as the images of what their fate will be when they get embarassed  by Arsenal continue to flash before them. Then suddenly the Dortmund players world turns black as they pass out...........................

The players awake the next day in their hotel rooms. They know in their hearts that the images they have seen are real and that there is no hope for them against Arsenal, the most powerful team of the world. They then head to do pre match interviews.

Reporter: Hummels!!! Hummels!!!! How many silly mistakes at the back will you make in tomorrows match?
Hummels: Well that is a good question reporter. I know that since I am an overrated CB who is always making dumb mistakes that it is bound to happen at least 5-7 times tomorrow. And that is not counting even the times when Ozil or Cazorla will just make me look foolish naturally!!! I know that my team stands no chance against Arsenal tomorrow.

Klopp in happier times. These days his face is solemn
and sad. He knows that he faces utter humiliation and
embarassment at the hands of the most powerful team
of the world ARSENAL.

Reporter: Reus!!! Mighty Reus!!!!!!! You are one of the most powerful players in the world. Will it be
enough for you to snatch some points tomorrow?
Mighty Reus: Oh of course not. We have never faced a team of the magnitude of Arsenal. We are the #3 team of the world, but Arsenal are the #1 and much too powerful for us. I only wish that I can have a good match so that Mr. Wenger can come recruit me to the most powerful team of the world.

Reporter: Gundogan!! Mr. Gundogan!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell the truth. Have you injured yourself on purpose just so you wouldn't have to face the awesome power of Arsenal in the Champions League?
Gundogan: My oh my I'm so embarassed, but yes I must admit that I hurt myself on purpose. I didn't want to suffer the humiliation on the pitch that we are sure to recieve.

(Interviews are now concluded. That means that there is only one more thing left to say.............)

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Dortmund I like you lot. I really do. But you guys can NOT defeat us. We are just too powerful I'm afraid.)

Arsenal 2 (Giroud, Ozil) - Dortmund 1 (Mighty Reus)
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Norwich.......GO CRY ABOUT IT LOSERS!!!!!!

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

IT'S NOW OFFICIAL. THIS TEAM IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY THAT HAS EVER STEPPED OUT ON THE PITCH.

THE GRACE. THE MOVEMENT. THE PRECISION...............

OH IT'S IS SO SO SO WONDERFUL.

WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MESUT OZIL.

Ozil is just too good. The opponents try to stop him but he just glides past them as if they were not even there. His touch and control are top notch. The defenders sees the ball and thinks, "NOW! This is my
chance to get the ball!!!" But then Ozil just drags it back and bursts past them leaving them embarassed and looking foolish. He makes the defenders he goes up against want to cry because of how embarassed he makes them. I guarantee you that at LEAST 4-5 Norwich players are at home crying right now, and shaking uncontrollably after what Ozil has done to them. They are probably contemplating going to law enforcement and filing a case of rape against Ozil for what he has done to them today. Such is the disaster that Ozil has inflicted upon their souls.

WILSHERE WELL FOOKING DONE LAD. GO ON THEN KEEP SILENCING THOSE HATERS. His play was so beautiful......it brought tears to my eyes as I watched him effortlessly keep the play flowing and ticking continuosly throughout the match. I had to grab some tissues to wipe away the tears in my eyes and I couldn't help but think, "WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MY POWERFUL WILSHERE TODAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!". AMAZING performance from him. I want more during our midweek clash.

RAMSEY. KEEP FOOKING SHOWING THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE THE BEST MID OF THE WORLD ALONG WITH WILSHERE. Use any superlative to describe Ramsey and you are correct in your assessment. He can dribble like a young Maradona. He can shoot like a young Ronaldo from Brazil. He can pass like a young Zidane. And in fact he is probably now even better than Zidane ever was and has surpassed Zidane in terms of ability and talent in a match. Tell me when Zidane could ever have such impact on a match like Ramsey does now???? Tell when when Zidane could score powerful shots on a regular basis like Ramsey?? Wilshere and Ramsey are the two best midfielders of the world right now BY FAR and they have already surpassed the level of Zidane. THAT'S FOOKING INSANSE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Cazorla will soon be back to his best and terrorizing
his opponents. EPL is trembling now. They know that
Ozil + Cazorla = YOU CAN'T FOOKING BEAT US.
And that's without even adding the best player of the world
Walcott into the equation. NASTY. JUST  NASTY.

Giroud is just so lovely on the pitch with his power up top. It's no wonder BenzeMISS is nothing anymore in France except a body to keep the bench warm for when Giroud needs a rest. Powerful, powrful performance from Giroud. He has confirmed his status as a top 3 striker of the world with his performances this season.

Santi Cazorla. Well done lad. I know you were a bit rusty but it's good to see you back mate. You will soon
be back to your best and him and Ozil will form the most lethal combo of attacking mids the world has ever known..............

And don't forget about Rosicky who is also a top 5 attacking mid of the world who can come in a give a breather to either of them. WHAT OTHER FOOKING TEAM HAS A TOP 5 ATTACKING MIDFIELDER OF THE WORLD AVAILABLE TO BRING OFF THE MOTHERFOOKING BENCH???????? NONE!!!!!!

Flamini and Arteta. GOOD FOOKING JOB. They have done their jobs well and I am happy with their performances. Flamini is the best DM in the world now, and Arteta has confirmed his status as a top 5 centre mid of the world.

Our defence is inpenetrable as well. Koscielny and Mertesacker are the best CB pairing in the world and it's not even close. Sagna is the best RB. Gibbs is a top 3 LB along with Nacho Monreal AKA Left Back Messi. Szcezsny has established himself as a top 2 GK of the world. WHOM THE FOOK CAN BREAK THROUGH THIS DEFENCE (Norwich got a lucky goal because we just got bored by how much we were dominating them and needed a challenge for the end of the match).

Team Rankings
1. Arsenal
2. Barcelona
3. Dortmund
4. Bayen MunCHEAT
5. P$G

Dortmund be afraid. Be very afraid. Be very very afraid. Dortmund are the #3 team of the world right now. But they are going up against the #1 team in the ENTIRE world. Mighty Reus also hasn't been as good as he

I'm so sorry to Dortmund and Mighty Reus for what is about
to happen to them this week. I really like Dortmund. But, they
are going to get FOOKED UP. They will be on the grounds
begging for mercy and forgiveness with tear stained eyes
when we are through with them.

was last season so far when he was the #3 player of the world. Now the player rankings look like this.........

Player Rankings
1. Theo Walcott
2. Super Messi
3. LOSERnaldo
4. Scarface Ribery
5. Glassman Robben

We dont have Walcott and are still tearing up teams. Think what will happen if Walcott happens to show up to play next Tuesday..........

A shudder of fear just went up the spines of Dortmund as soon as they realized that Theo Walcott could be back to play. The best player of the world and of our generation could choose the Dortmund match to return and remind us all why he is THE player of this generation like Ronaldo Brazil was to his generation, like Zidane was to his generation, like Pele was to his generation, like Maradona was to his generation.

Whom can stop us?

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

EPIC, GRIPPING match preview for Dortmund match coming later this week. STAY TUNED.
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