Norwich.......GO CRY ABOUT IT LOSERS!!!!!!

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

IT'S NOW OFFICIAL. THIS TEAM IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY THAT HAS EVER STEPPED OUT ON THE PITCH.

THE GRACE. THE MOVEMENT. THE PRECISION...............

OH IT'S IS SO SO SO WONDERFUL.

WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MESUT OZIL.

Ozil is just too good. The opponents try to stop him but he just glides past them as if they were not even there. His touch and control are top notch. The defenders sees the ball and thinks, "NOW! This is my
chance to get the ball!!!" But then Ozil just drags it back and bursts past them leaving them embarassed and looking foolish. He makes the defenders he goes up against want to cry because of how embarassed he makes them. I guarantee you that at LEAST 4-5 Norwich players are at home crying right now, and shaking uncontrollably after what Ozil has done to them. They are probably contemplating going to law enforcement and filing a case of rape against Ozil for what he has done to them today. Such is the disaster that Ozil has inflicted upon their souls.

WILSHERE WELL FOOKING DONE LAD. GO ON THEN KEEP SILENCING THOSE HATERS. His play was so beautiful......it brought tears to my eyes as I watched him effortlessly keep the play flowing and ticking continuosly throughout the match. I had to grab some tissues to wipe away the tears in my eyes and I couldn't help but think, "WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MY POWERFUL WILSHERE TODAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!". AMAZING performance from him. I want more during our midweek clash.

RAMSEY. KEEP FOOKING SHOWING THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE THE BEST MID OF THE WORLD ALONG WITH WILSHERE. Use any superlative to describe Ramsey and you are correct in your assessment. He can dribble like a young Maradona. He can shoot like a young Ronaldo from Brazil. He can pass like a young Zidane. And in fact he is probably now even better than Zidane ever was and has surpassed Zidane in terms of ability and talent in a match. Tell me when Zidane could ever have such impact on a match like Ramsey does now???? Tell when when Zidane could score powerful shots on a regular basis like Ramsey?? Wilshere and Ramsey are the two best midfielders of the world right now BY FAR and they have already surpassed the level of Zidane. THAT'S FOOKING INSANSE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Cazorla will soon be back to his best and terrorizing
his opponents. EPL is trembling now. They know that
Ozil + Cazorla = YOU CAN'T FOOKING BEAT US.
And that's without even adding the best player of the world
Walcott into the equation. NASTY. JUST  NASTY.

Giroud is just so lovely on the pitch with his power up top. It's no wonder BenzeMISS is nothing anymore in France except a body to keep the bench warm for when Giroud needs a rest. Powerful, powrful performance from Giroud. He has confirmed his status as a top 3 striker of the world with his performances this season.

Santi Cazorla. Well done lad. I know you were a bit rusty but it's good to see you back mate. You will soon
be back to your best and him and Ozil will form the most lethal combo of attacking mids the world has ever known..............

And don't forget about Rosicky who is also a top 5 attacking mid of the world who can come in a give a breather to either of them. WHAT OTHER FOOKING TEAM HAS A TOP 5 ATTACKING MIDFIELDER OF THE WORLD AVAILABLE TO BRING OFF THE MOTHERFOOKING BENCH???????? NONE!!!!!!

Flamini and Arteta. GOOD FOOKING JOB. They have done their jobs well and I am happy with their performances. Flamini is the best DM in the world now, and Arteta has confirmed his status as a top 5 centre mid of the world.

Our defence is inpenetrable as well. Koscielny and Mertesacker are the best CB pairing in the world and it's not even close. Sagna is the best RB. Gibbs is a top 3 LB along with Nacho Monreal AKA Left Back Messi. Szcezsny has established himself as a top 2 GK of the world. WHOM THE FOOK CAN BREAK THROUGH THIS DEFENCE (Norwich got a lucky goal because we just got bored by how much we were dominating them and needed a challenge for the end of the match).

Team Rankings
1. Arsenal
2. Barcelona
3. Dortmund
4. Bayen MunCHEAT
5. P$G

Dortmund be afraid. Be very afraid. Be very very afraid. Dortmund are the #3 team of the world right now. But they are going up against the #1 team in the ENTIRE world. Mighty Reus also hasn't been as good as he

I'm so sorry to Dortmund and Mighty Reus for what is about
to happen to them this week. I really like Dortmund. But, they
are going to get FOOKED UP. They will be on the grounds
begging for mercy and forgiveness with tear stained eyes
when we are through with them.

was last season so far when he was the #3 player of the world. Now the player rankings look like this.........

Player Rankings
1. Theo Walcott
2. Super Messi
3. LOSERnaldo
4. Scarface Ribery
5. Glassman Robben

We dont have Walcott and are still tearing up teams. Think what will happen if Walcott happens to show up to play next Tuesday..........

A shudder of fear just went up the spines of Dortmund as soon as they realized that Theo Walcott could be back to play. The best player of the world and of our generation could choose the Dortmund match to return and remind us all why he is THE player of this generation like Ronaldo Brazil was to his generation, like Zidane was to his generation, like Pele was to his generation, like Maradona was to his generation.

Whom can stop us?

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

EPIC, GRIPPING match preview for Dortmund match coming later this week. STAY TUNED.
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