Hater Speak Vol. 1 (Part 1)

Haters love to hate. So Arsenal supporters I'm starting a new series on my blog titled "Hater Speak" in which I scour the internet to find comments from Arsenal haters and re-post them for the entire world to see. Let's celebrate these haters and laugh at their pathetic comments.

Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under the that their hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then under that I will respond to their comments, and simply embarrass the hater.

Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...

Haters. HUSH.

mos deed - August 17, 2013
Arsenal talks about signing Suarez? then signs nobody lol sign Ricky Lambert and call it a day. no class player would want to join that mob, not if they want to win trophies.

Ricky Cash: LMFAO. Mate, you thought we could only sign Ricky Lambert? AHAHAHAHA, mate you look so foolish. We signed MESUT OZIL. But according to you I guess Ozil is not a "class" player because no "class" player would want to join our mob right? Lol, go take a seat mate. Next time you speak make sure to pull up your pants from around your ankles first.

Hassan Nashid - August 17, 2013 
Even though I am the biggest fan of Arsenal I want Arsenal to crash and burn. I want wenger to go down deep into the shit with his broken ship, for his irresponsibility and dragging the name of a once a glorious footballing club in the mud. WENGER YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

Ricky Cash: You? An Arsenal fan mate? Doubt it. No true supporter would ever want to see their club "crash and burn" just because things aren't going his way. This lad is from here on out to be excommunicated from Arsenal. Don't talk all this crap about us, and now try and act like you're one of our biggest supporters now that we've signed Ozil. Hassan Nashid. You are hereby revoked of your Arsenal supporter status (although I suspect you were a Spud fan in disguise. Those Spuds just can't take it that they'll NEVER be on our level nor finish above us in the table. LOLOLOLOLOL)

Eric Grandinger - August 17, 2013
lol #lesbihonest did anyone srsly expect Arsenal to win?? Gunners fans need to wake up! You guys will be battling against relegation this season without a major overhaul. Your players are well below par... sorry but it's the truth

Ricky Cash: Battling relegation? Seriously mate? Seriously? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Go sit your behind down mate and hush. We are TOP OF THE TABLE right now. LOLOLOLOLOL. This lad seriously thought we would be battling relegation this season. What an idiot.

Yaz Moochtar - August 17, 2013
Arse*** needn't to panic here, even with the current squad they'll be treble winner by the end of the season. - winner of 4th spot premier League - winner of Champions cup qualification - winner of Champions cup group stage

Haters thought we wouldn't sign any more players this
summer. Mesut Ozil says hi to you lot.

Ricky Cash: Right on mate. And you'll also be winner of the treble as well. Winner of biggest mary poppin. Winner of biggest idiot. Winner of most humiliated man on Earth now that Arsenal is MUCH better than you could ever imagine. See everyone wins mate. Everyone wins.

Santiago Mudi - August 17, 2013 
Wenger keeps on buying 16 and 17 year old players which he claim they are for the future but what happens now? I dont blame RVP for leaving cos there is nothing more in arsenal,4th place is no trophy and u will never be remembered for coming 4th. Fuck wenger fuck arsenal fuck the board and fuck every one that thinks arsenal will win any thing with this fucked up players

Ricky Cash: Lol. Last time I checked Ozil was 25 years old mate. Last time I checked Ozil was 25.

Billy de Fretes - August 17, 2013
[We will] fight for 4th - 6th place maybe but not title challenger .. from arsenal fans

Ricky Cash: Lol, last time I checked challenging for 1st place is not challenging for 4th-6th place mate. Last time I checked challenging for 1st was not challenging for 4th-6th. Now FOOK OFF Spud fan in disguise.

kirk - August 17, 2013
This is just sad. The owners and Wenger - what are you doing? Why are you constantly fucking your fans?! The once great Arsenal is now a joke. Just sad Forza Milan

Ricky Cash: OH THE IRONY!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA. A SLOW MOTION MILAN FAN TELLING ARSENAL THAT THE OWNERS HAVE RUINED THEIR ONCE GREAT SIDE. Speak for yourself mate. We're competing for the EPL trophy this season. Where is slow motion AC Milan again? Lol, mid table, and still falling even further down the standings. Speak for your own fooking team mate. Our team is fine. Yours is the team that is.....not so fine. LOL.

Billy de Fretes - August 17, 2013 
it's true that some fans put banner " YOU CAN'T BUY CLASS" but they need to add " CAN'T BUY WORLD CLASS PLAYER, CAN'T WIN ANYTHING EVEN EMIRATES CUP" ... since george graham day, i really frustrated with this result. Wenger " we look for quality", " we can win title with this squad" ...fu*k off wenger, arsenal fans and supporter deserve silverware. it will be better to win carling cup rather than only QUALIFY FOR UCL.

Ricky Cash: Ahhhh. Our good friend Billy is back already. The Spud fan in disguise. Hey Billy mate, how about we put up banners like "WE CAN BUY OZIL" or maybe "WE ARE FIRST PLACE IN EPL" or maybe "SAD SAD BILLY de FRETES IS ONE SAD LONELY MISERABLE SPUD FAN". These banners seem much more appropriate don't you think?

Rosicky the BEAST laughs at those who
thought Arsenal would be nothing this season.

clowns10 -August 17, 2013
not sure if arsenal is a comedy or a tragedy

Ricky Cash: Not sure if clowns10 is clueless or dumb.

David Egbedi - August 18, 2013 
I hate wenger i pray 4 death 4 him make arsenal fans unhappy all the time give hope when wenger is hopeless

Ricky Cash: Mate, you would wish death on another human being because he is not giving you the results you want? WHAT THE FOOK IS YOUR PROBLEM MATE. FOOK OFF.

Marco Alex - August 18, 2013
I still can't believe that Arsenal's fans listen to this guy. I mean, he takes you for rides years in and years out and you keep on letting him damage your club. Wenger must be fired, he has reached a point where he believes that he's bigger than the club and it's not tolerable. If Ferguson who won everything with United left the club, it means that individuals will pass, the club will always remain. Cut the crap and sack Wenger.

Ricky Cash: Yeah, let's sack the man who has bought us Ozil and has us first in the group of death in the Champions League and first in the EPL. Take a seat mate and keep quiet for a bit. When you speak next time you should count to 1000 before opening your mouth.

Bulime Solomon - August 18, 2013
 I think da first signing arsenal shld z resign. Mr david dein coz he z. Da only man who understaands what arrsenal needs and f wenger insstead ov signing better players he z. Discussing hiz mega sallary instead ov her resignation.if he was given 70 m en he z. Sitting on then he. Z not da rightt man for da. Job coz eeven a moron can tel dat arsenal needs a goal keeper in ceasar or adlar ,a beta right bak lyk leichestina orr micah ,a central defender lyk ashley williams or mohamed sakho ,a defensive midfielder lyk bender , mvilla or inlar a left footed attacking midfielder and a striker lyk suarez ,rooney ,yilmaz

Ricky Cash: Ummmmmmm WHAT?

King Bayo - August 18, 2013 
the only thing is arsene wenger have to die so that we can have good manager who will spend and buy top player.

Ricky Cash: Lol, another Arsenal "supporter" wishing death upon a man. FOOK OFF mate. You undercover Spud fans are so ridiculous.

Hademe Precious - August 18, 2013 
Honestly, If wenger is not managed and check mated, he will simply ruin the club and run away..His policy of total profit orienrd approach will kill arseal. He can never learn from his past and above all, he is very crafty and decietful.. Hate him.

Haters all around the world are howling with pain
now that Ramsey has emerged.

Ricky Cash: You hate the man who has given us Mesut Ozil. Who has developed Theo Walcott into the best player of the world and of our generation. Who has developed Ramsey and Wilshere into the best midfielders of the world. Who has us on top of the EPL and of the toughest group in Champions League history. Mate, take a seat and hush. Your speaking privileges have been revoked.

Gerard Adjah - August 19, 2013 
Wenger seriously, i mean are you serious right now? this your thinking or approach or method has not worked for the years past and you are expecting it to work this time round? Please our ears are tired of these worn out, over used excuses. Please Wenger if you are a religious person then please take the weekend results as God's forewarning of the humiliation ahead of you this season if you don't change... you did not have any defenders on the bench, (what happened with the move for Ashley Williams) there was no protection for the defence (what happened with Felliani). Your first choice goalkeeper keeps gifting penalties just review his record, personally i prefer Fabianski over him but well you see differently i don't get it, (incase you have forgeten Fabianski saved us last season when things were going south) . How can the likes of Napoli or Wolfsburg beat THE ARSENAL to the signing of players. Please for the love of Christ do something drastic about this team, now it is embarrassing calling ourselves Arsenal fans.

Ricky Cash: Lol, so it's embarrassing calling yourself an Arsenal fan huh mate? Bet, you're not saying this now though. You impatient. ungrateful boy. You don't deserve to call yourself an Arsenal fan. You thought we were going to face humiliation this season? Yet we have signed Ozil, and sit atop the EPL at the moment. Life is good for us. We have been unstoppable all season long. You are NOT a true supporter of Arsenal. Go find some plastic club to support like Chel$ki or Man $hitty.

SOMEone!^! - August 19, 2013
Wenger's day:
Morning: " We will spend"
Noon: "We have 70 million to spend"
Evening: "We have inquired about Ronney, Higuine, Suarez"

Hearing this poor Arsenal fans rushed to take season ticket. But nothing happened. Enraged Arsenal fans called Wenger and asked why no transfer happened?

Wenger in his mind: "Signings..? Poor lads. I was busy masturbating whole night"

Ricky Cash: Cool story bro. But I prefer reality.
Morning: We will spend
Noon: We have unlimited money to spend. Let's buy Ozil.
Evening: We have signed Ozil.

Hearing this the GREAT Arsenal fans rushed to season tickets and gobbled them up. Enraged rival fans like SOMEone!^! then spent the rest of the night crying themselves to sleep knowing that there chance of winning anything was over in that split instant.

Wenger tries to hold in the laughter at how idiotic
and ignorant the haters are

Yeah mate. I definitely prefer reality over your fantasy world. I'll send you some tissues though for those tears of yours. As a fan of a rival EPL team I'm sure times must be tough for ya mate.

Adam - August 19, 2013
Wenger is a fooking joke!

Ricky Cash: AHAHAHHAHAAAA. Nah mate. You're the fooking joke. Why else do you think I laugh at you.

Adegoke - August 19, 2013
Arsenal fans are like a lady in a physically abusive relationship, who gets beaten black & blue 6 days of the week but forgets the pain on the 7th day when the husband comes bearing flowers. Wenger will sign an average player or two before the window closes and y'all gonna start your 'In wenger we trust' crap.

Ricky Cash: So you're saying Ozil is an average player mate? Go take a seat. Your speaking privileges have also been revoked.

Anonymous - August 19, 2013
lol.... Wenger has been outdated for a long time already has been tactically trailing since Mourinho walked into the PL his total football is an old version since Guardiola came along he can't deal with the reality of the transfermarket since Chelsea came along and he can't scout on a global level

Ricky Cash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA................ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA.................

Oh my....this lad is a right comedian!!!!!!!!

Wahhhhhh - August 20, 2013 
I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Arsenal owned by Daniel Levy [on the transfer market].

Ricky Cash: I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Daniel Levy helped to make the move to Arsenal for Ozil possible. Look like it's Levy and the pathetic Spuds who got "owned". AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Take a seat Wahhhhhh. Take a seat mate.

Sunbin Chang - August 20, 2013
Wenger is just scared. He is just a manager that knows how to raise young players. He is scared that he might be under more pressure when he is given more resources. haha can't believe he is still the manager of Arsenal. He is not even half of Sir Alex

Sagna and his wife can only stand
and stare with smirks on their faces
at the many haters of Arsenal.

Ricky Cash: When you speak mate. You usually want to speak in a way that makes sense so that you can be understood or at least not to make yourself look foolish. Unfortunately you have failed mate. Unfortunately you have failed.

'Yomi Ode - August 20, 2013
wenger as you are making fans all over the world unhappy, sad and disillusioned, God Almighty will also make you very unhappy as from now. This your ultra conservative traits are no more acceptable in modern football

Ricky Cash: Yes I'm sure Wenger is so unhappy right now mate. First in EPL. First in the toughest group in Champions League history. Signed Ozil the best attacking mid of the world. Also has Cazorla the other best attacking mid of the world. Has Giroud a top 3 striker of the world. He has Wilshere and Ramsey the two best centre mids of the world. He's got Arteta a top 5 centre mid of the world, along with Flamini who has recovered to once again become the best DM in the world. And to top it all off he has Theo FOOKING Walcott who is the best player of the world currently just ahead of Super Messi.

Yeah mate. Wenger sure must be "unhappy" right now. LMFAO.
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