Saturday, November 9, 2013

Hater Speak Vol. 1 (Part 2)

Haters love to hate. Welcome to "Hater Speak Vol.1 (Part 2)" in which I scour the internet to find comments from Arsenal haters and re-post them for the entire world to see. Let's celebrate these haters and laugh at their pathetic comments.

Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under the that their hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then under that I will respond to their comments, and simply embarrass the hater.

Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...

LEVIEDING August 20, 2013
I promised myself I wouldn’t look through transfer rumours or come on this site till after the window closed.

Well we all break our promises just ask the Arsenal board and manager!!

What the hell is going on at Arsenal at the moment we have become a joke. The excuses have run dry for the men dealing with our incomings or lack there of. I am sick of this now, waiting, hoping and praying I wake up and see a big name splashed across the Arsenal website holding up the red and white. It is demoralising for the fans world wide. Something needs to be done because I really don’t believe we will sign anyone worthy of wearing an Arsenal shirt. We will end up with some nomads that no one has ever heard off. Later down the line the big ‘DEADWOOD’ sale will once again materialise and we will be in the same position once again. They are all to blame for this, it would be wrong to point the finger at one man, namely Wenger as there are higher powers in the club allowing this mess to continue.
Wenger can only laugh at the many
haters of Arsenal.

As you can see I’m clearly lost for words in regards to watching the club we love deteriorate into a laughing stock. All hope of signing the big names have been dashed by the players and their respective agents saying they don’t want to join Arsenal. For a club that has a history as ours and are first seeds in the best competition in football, it has become a worrying sight to see players turn us down left, right and center. Too long have we stood in the shadows of the big spenders and not been able to compete, then the transfer window started are hope were raised and promises were made. We will sign big names and we will splash the cash that the fans have unloaded into the club boardroom.

We need a complete overhaul but what worries me is the complete lack of care the club are showing to the fans. The same fans that pay the highest ticket prices, follow their club globally and have Arsenal through and through. It is the saddest state I have ever witnessed as an Arsenal fan, the worst part being there is nothing we can do. We have to sit and watch as our club gets run into the ground by money making, suit wearing, profit hungry, ignorant little (insert word here)! They watch idly by as our competitors pull our record breaking signings while we stay stagnant. Do they honestly believe we will walk from this season with our 4th place trophy that they have created in hand? Do they honestly believe the squad is good and strong enough to compete with the big boys?

The answer to all the questions being asked by the fans is ‘NO’ and I am pretty certain they couldn’t give a flying (insert word here). We are being fed to the mid table wolves ready to chomp us up and watch our rivals laugh as we fall from whatever grace that 4th place holds. The end is nigh for Arsenal football club, we have been infected by a deadly virus. Parasites taking all they can from us before they leave with bags full of cash. We all say Arsenal will still stand but where is the real question….

Ricky Cash: What a mouthful, where to begin with this DREADFUL comment. You said we wouldn't end up with anyone worthwhile? So tell me mate is Mesut FOOKING Ozil not worthwhile enough for you? All of this business we've done over the past few years to stack up the money has been in anticipation of this moment. Now we are the most profitable club AND the most powerful club of the world. We have an unstoppable team now and if we REALLY needed there is NO player we could not sign to strengthen ourselves.

If you are so worried about the big name signings of others then go support their club mate. We don't want any plastics at our club. We want fans who support the players we have in our club. Our players have always been good enough and just needed some faith. Now they have blossomed because we stood by them and showed faith.

I guess this virus you speak of hasn't infected Arsenal, but rather your brain. Take a rest mate. You ACTUALLY thought we would be midtable this season? Take a break mate. Rest your mind, close your eyes. When you awake and are refreshed then you may be given one more chance to be loyal to our club. We don't care for plastics. We want REAL supporters mate. REAL supporters.

SOMEone!^! - August 20, 2013
Now I know where Arsenal's transfer money is going.. They are paying news papers all over the world just to confirm their interest on players like Di Maria now, Mata, Higuain, Gustavo, Suarez, Rooney, Ozil, Benzema etc...


Szczesny tells haters to talk to his hand.
Ricky Cash: GOOD ONE mate. GOOD ONE. So original. But guess what mate, WE GOT OZIL. WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOOKING SIGNED OZIL. You were saying again mate?

Julio Campos - August 20, 2013
Tottenham and Liverpool will finish ahead of Arsenal

Ricky Cash: Ahhh, Julio Campos first appearance in Hater Speak. Get used to seeing this guy here. He is one of the biggest haters of Arsenal the world has ever known. My dear Julio if you are reading this then know how foolish you look to have proclaimed this. LMFAO, Tottenham and Liverpool have both been SMASHED by us already. Lol, try again Julio. Try again.

Uweezyb Okokhue Bright - August 20, 2013
See what dis man (Wenger) has turn dis club into...shambles

Ricky Cash: Yeah our club is in COMPLETE shambles right now. Because we are definitely not way ahead in the EPL standings right. We definitely are not the most profitable club in the world. We definitely are not winning games left and right all the way back since March. Snap out of it mates. You must be another Spud fan undercover. Pathetic.

Jay Allanby - August 26, 2013
Poor Wenger gets crazier every day. I fear he has a medical condition and hope that he can live out the rest of his life without too much pain or suffering. He must be removed from Arsenal immediately. He is not fit to fulfill his duties anymore.

Ricky Cash: You want the man who has transformed us into the most powerful club to be removed from his position. Mate.....WHAT THE FOOK IS WRONG WITH YA????? Then I remember about all these undercover Spud fans posing as Arsenal supporters and it all makes sense. Good old Jay Allanby here can;t take it that his Spuds despite spending over 100 M this summer STILL can't compete with Arsenal. AHAHAHAHAHAA, how sad the life of a Spud must be.

kolotimz - August 26, 2013
Wenger your brain has being diluted and it now function like a looser

Ricky Cash: Kolotimz, your brain has been diluted and it now function like a loser. Not like your fantasy of Wenger though. Really, your brain is functioning like a loser to think that Wenger is a bad manager. Go get a check up mate to clear out your head. Good luck with your condition mate. Good luck.

Lata Lata - August 26, 2013
More than not signing players, the interviews this guy gives makes me more sick. He is plain stupid!

Ricky Cash: Are you serious mate? You think Wenger is stupid? LOLOLOLOL. Some people are just
REALLY dense. I don't think a man that is stupid would have the intuition to have bought a player named Thierry Henry who was a struggling winger at Juventus and transform him into the most lethal striker of all time. Haters just don't make sense sometimes.

'Yomi Ode - August 26, 2013 
Wenger, your problem is that you think you know it all. You talk so stupid and in an unintelligent rude manner. Do you think the matured loyal fans have no brains? Instead of you to do your job, you continue to blame everybody for your senility. I know you will not sign anybody because you think you know it all.

Ricky Cash: Guess it was you who thought they knew it all mate. You said Wenger would not sign anybody, yet he signed the best attacking midfielder of the world in Mesut Ozil. Go bury your face in some dirt and never come out mate. NEVER come out again.

maky02 - August 28, 2013
Haters think Wenger is stupid right?
That's why he transformed this man
into the mos lethal striker in EPL
history.
Please someone tell Arsene Wenger to stop this deceptive game.The SCAMMER has been found out.Just showing interest in players he knows will never be able to sign so at the end of the transfer season he comes out with the age old excuse of I tried. Enough of the mind games Papa Arsene!!!!!!!!Arsenal fans are wiser than you perceive them to be

Ricky Cash: Arsenal fans are wise mate. Apparently you are not however. Apparently you are not.

Anonymous - August 28, 2013
y does wenger even comment these days...he knows all he does is blah blah blah..n does nothing...i think he's still thinking he is in the fantasy league... Arsenal were interest in: Cassilas; Julio Cesar Uchida; Williams Fellaini; Cabaye; Gustavo; Kondogbia Ozil; Bernard; Jovetic; Di Maria; now Mata Higuain; Suarez; Benzema; Rooney & only Sanogo was signed tht for free... get a life wenger...u have lost the respect of ur arsenal fans...

Ricky Cash: After we have signed Ozil, I would keep my name as Anonymous if I were you too  mate. Lol, how silly you are. Be THANKFUL you have posted this anonymously. At least now you can still walk the streets without everyone laughing without mercy at your every move over how dumb you made yourself look with this comment.

UcheLouis - August 28, 2013 
wenger are you high or just incredibly stupid??? 

Ricky Cash: SPUD FANS BE GONE. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL NEVER FINISH ABOVE US AND YOUR LIVES WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER TO TAKE. YOU WON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE WEIGHT OF THIS FANTASY WORLD YOU GUYS LIVE IN IN WHICH YOU CAN ACTUALLY SURPASS US ON THE TABLE. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. YOU WILL NEVER SURPASS ARSENAL. ACCEPT AND MOVE ON.

LEVIEDING - August 29, 2013
Highest paid manager. Highest paid CEO. Highest ticket prices. More cash than the other 19 clubs combined. 0 [transfer] signings on Aug 29

Ricky Cash: And then 2 days later he signed Ozil. I and all other Arsenal fans kindly request that you SHUT THE FOOK UP FOREVER.
Haters thought Ramsey would be exposed this season.
Ramsey says hush.

Shane Vince - August 29, 2013
Fulham can aim to win the league as well but it doesnt mean its going to happen. Arsenal have an average squad at best, one top quality player being Cazorla, Wilshere is good but has to mature and he will eventually be a top player but the rest of the players are average thats including Walcott. This is the worst Arsenal team in over a decade

Ricky Cash: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAa. This may take the cake for the WORST comment out of all of these very very bad comments. You thought we had an average squad. Ramsey is just average mate? Flamini is just average mate? Giroud is just average mate? Theo Walcott who is the BEST player in the WORLD and of our GENERATION is just average mate? Go take up knitting. Football is not the sport for you.

Johnny Bopape - August 29, 2013
An average season games is about 60 grueling games for an ambitious team that has not won anything in past 9 seasons..current Arsenal squad..2 GK , 2 RB ,3 CB , 2 LB , 4 CM , 2 LW , 2 CAM , 2 RW , 2 ST...Never mind the depth and quality that is lacking in this squad but 4 or 5 players are injury prone in the squad..Unless Wenger buys top quality in this departments, 1 GK , 1 CB , 2 CDM , 1 LW , ST Arsenal will always battle for top 4 finish of which maybe is their main aspiration who knows..Ramsey, whilshere and Arteta unfortunately are not defensive midfielders and will be exposed badly as the season kicks on besides the later two play only 20 matches a season for obvious reason as we know..Liverpool and spurs are taking decent steps improve while there has not been any movement what so ever from Arsenal..challenging for anything is just dream and so it shall remain

Ricky Cash: This lad said Ramsey would be exposed this season. I don't really thinks he deserves a response other than............... AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Luka Kanyika - August 29, 2013
i wish i had a gun i swear i cld shoot this idiot called Wenger

Ricky Cash: The third death threat/wish against Wenger in this volume of Hater Speak. What the fook is wrong with these people?

Ana G -  October 6, 2013
Say what yoU want kid, Ozil remains overrated. Its only a matter of time before the hype around
As the haters continue to talk Walcott continues to recover
slowly building his strength back up. When he returns
after the international break the haters
will have nothing more to say.
him dies off


Ricky Cash: Introducing Ana G. Perhaps the biggest hater of Ozil on the planet or at least close to it. She is one of the MANY bitter Madridistas who are mad that he has decided to join Arsenal and leave their club. It has been reported that Ozil fooked Ana G then deleted her out of his phone and never called or saw her again. Hell hath no fury like a woman. In her rage and fury Ana G made it her life mission to hound, harass, and talk badly about Ozil until she takes her dying breath.

Ana G - October 6, 2013
Lmao. I thought I was the only one who saw that [Ozil is terrible]. Ozil man of the match by his fan boys. I tell you man, ozil fans are desperate and clueless. Thank God, he left madrid. Got tired of him and his fans. Good player but overrated

Ricky Cash: Here Ana G continues to show just how angry she is that Ozil fooked her and then never called her again. She has been badly hurt by Ozil, but Ozil just wanted a fling. Ana G thought Ozil could make her famous though and was so sad to learn that Ozil was just using her for pleasure. Poor Ana G. She is still heartbroken and in love with Ozil so she will do anything to grab his attention. Unfortunately, Ozil has moved on and doesn't even remember who she is. And we shall move on as well.

Anonymous - October 6, 2013
i really want to meet ricky cash in person. if i do meet him i want to beat the fook out of him with a baseball bat

Ricky Cash: Harsh mate!!! That's pretty mean. You could seriously injure me with a bat. Didn't your mommy teach you proper manners lad?

herman - October 6, 2013
 I hope everybody at Arsenal now stop celebrating the arrival of an average midfielder (Ozil) as if it were the Messiah.

Ricky Cash: Another scorned Madridista who can't take it that Ozil will no longer be lighting up the stage at the Bernabeu, but will rather be lighting it up at the Emirates.

Akhi Strider - October 17, 2013
lolz, ricky can like kizz ma Punjabi rear hole lolz he is sooo deluded i'd be like "Oh my Gosh !" Lolz Losernal will like lose lolz I'm like dancing to 'Baby' by J.B like right now lolz I will like move my body to the rythm when Losernal like lose lolz..

Ricky Cash: Children this is why we STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!!!!

beowulftheslash - October 19, 2013 
Arsenal is playing well but when the injuries come that's when we'll really know if they'll be title challengers. Depth is very important and without ozil alone they are half the team they are.
Ana G must find a new obsession other than
Mesut Ozil. Try Oliver Giroud. He also says
hi to the haters who thought he would flop.


Ricky Cash: Oh that's funny mate. Because last season when we didn't have Ozil we went undefeated for the whole last part of the season and garnered the most points of any EPL side. But I guess that should be ignored because it COMPLETELY disproves whatever ignorant point you were trying to make right?

Anonymous - October 19, 2013
SON: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WE WIN A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. 
DAD: WE DON'T KNOW SON.WE ARE ARSENULL FANS

Ricky Cash:
Anonymous: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
Doctor: Hush. Stop screaming Anonymous and take these pills.

Anonymous - October 19, 2013
TAKE this ArseNULL fans MANCHESTER UNITED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ARSENULL SAF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.WENGER Wenger was hiding in SAF shadow during last 10 years and since he is retired now,he is slowly coming back out of his shadow. IDK whate you ArseNULL fans say about United now, wait till we smash you at OLD TRAFFORD in November. FINALLY GIGGS>>>>>>>>ARSENULL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ricky Cash: I have NO IDEA what you were trying to say here mate. Seems your school instructors have failed you unfortunately.

Jim J - October 19, 2013 
No assists from Özil [in this match]? What a failure [signing for Arsenal].

Ricky Cash: Lol, Madridistas are SOOOO mad about Ozil leaving them. Keep crying Madridistas. Keep crying. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAa.

strontZz - October 19, 2013
dont be so happy arsenal boys, or the tears will start rolling & wont stop when u face the big teams...

Ricky Cash: Someone wanted me to attack a comment of StrontZz. Well here you go. This lad says that
What Spud fans look like each year after they
have ONCE AGAIN finished below Arsenal
in the table.
when we face the big teams we will start crying......

Hmmmm let's see. We have defeated.....DORTMUND, NAPOLI, TOTTENHAM, LIVERPOOL, MARSEILLE already. That's more big teams than ANY other team in Europe has defeated so far. You were saying again?

Adam - October 20, 2013 
The only garbage on the pitch is watching the English players. EPL should go 100% foreign. Then it would be the best league. English teams with English players are so boring to watch and aren't even competition for the big clubs that buy anything but English. Dump Wilshire and Walcott and you have a champion team!

Ricky Cash: Yawn.

Akhi Strider - October 20, 2013
Flamini is an all out aggressive and dirty player. I wonder why you brainless Arsenal fans can tolerate a serial foul master like him and hate Busquets for Diving. Flamini's tackles hurt people, Not Busquets dives. BTw, Busquets > Flamini

Ricky Cash: Excuse Akhi Strider mates. His mother dropped him on his head a few too many times when he was young. He is a little slow in the brain.

Akhi Strider - October 20, 2013 
Rubbish player. He (Ozil) always flops when it matters most. Look at the Dortmund semi-final when he did nothing. He will flop again this year. Mark my words. This Punjabi has spoken,

Ricky Cash: I repeat. This lad has been dropped on his head a few too many times as a child.
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14 comments:

  1. Will there be part 3? We need more of this!

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  2. LOL!!! This dude is too funny

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  3. best blog out there. keep it up

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  4. haha the part about ana g and ozil had me cracking up

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  5. ricky cash is good. but stront is a better contender for troll d'or 2013 #halacr7 #halamadrid #halastront

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  6. Great ricky!!! good to see u targeting that annoying stronz..... way to go....

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    1. fook you anon. #halastront

      nael segar

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  7. Ahahahahahahahahaha

    LOlololololl...........I won't troll Arsenal ever again..

    Love and Peace.

    David.

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  8. Wow Campos. Declare war on Ricky...Ahahahahaah

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  9. "Szczesny tells haters to talk to his hand."

    hahaha...Great job Ricky.

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  10. All in good fun David

    Love and Peace

    -Julio Campos.

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  11. julia campost.screw a pig

    king xavi

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  12. fook you anon. in other news, messi the dictator is injured. rejoice my fellow football lovers!!! even though ima barcelona fan i must admit cr7 is best in the world atm. drugessi midgessi fook him, neymar rulezzzz

    mes que un club #vamoshghessi

    SAME SAME

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