Hater Speak Vol. 2 (Part 1)

OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDDDD.

I'm back mates. Once again, I Ricky Cash am back to continue my blogosphere adventure. This is a rare treat as I have resisted you lot for quite some time now, but my messages are overflowing with desire to see the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG overdue Hater Speak series reinstated for the second volume of those oh so MAD MAD HATERade sipping miscreants that roam the wonderful world of the interwebs.

But enough about that. Let's get straight into the action mates. The haters that you are about to witness go back as far as last year's October so you know I've been biding my time, increasing my strength, and waiting to strike back at them with a venom that would make even a rattlesnake cower in terror.

Alright mates, you know the deal. Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under that the hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then

Wilshere chuck;es at all the Arsenal haters.

under that I will respond to their comments, and simply embarrass the hater.

Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...

Anonymous - October 21, 2013
Oh dear, Ricky you remind me why I absolutely despise the vile, odious cretins that make up Arsenal 'Football' Club. You and your elitist ilk have the nerve to take the moral high-ground when things don't go your way. When you lose, the footballing world sees your mob for what you really are: pretentious, fickle and sanctimonious simpletons. You lost today, and it was beautiful. It would give me even greater pleasure to see you eliminated in the group stage. Perhaps then your mouths won't be so big.

Ricky Cash: Your candor and dense phraseology quite frankly bore me child. Like a little boy who has just discovered the pleasure of wanking his fun manly parts, so too has this anonymous lad just discovered the brilliant tool known as the thesaurus.

Or in slightly more raw terms....SHUT THE FOOK UP MATE.

don gaspar - October 21, 2013
where is ricky cash? thats right. go under your mom for safety [after this defeat to Dortmund]. dont come [out] ever again unless arsenal wins trophies ( never ). 

Ricky Cash: Now fast forward to the part where we win the FA Cup and..... SUCK IT BEOTCH.

Colin Pierre - October 21, 2013
So glad Dortmund took Arsenal off cloud 9... They were getting a little too ahead of themselves Chelsea/Madrid Fan

Ricky Cash: Chelsea/Madrid fan? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ladies and gentleman boys and girls......WE HAVE A FOOKING PLASTIC IN THE FLESH.

What a gloryhunter you are mate. Seriously, just quit being a football supporter and start bagging groceries with all that plastic you're carrying around.

Peter - October 21, 2013
What Arsenal is missing is a team made up completely of German players:)

Ricky Cash: Sorry mate. We are an actual English team unlike the foreign clubs with only foreign players that just happen to play in the Premiership *cough* Man $hitty *cough* Chel$ki *cough* FOOKING PLASTIC *cough*.

Bavarian Troller - October 21, 2013
Arsenal are fooked, they won't qualify, watch. They will lose to Napoli and Dortmund... They are as fooked as Theo Wallcrab... Hospital cases, the whole lot of them. Resign now Wenger, save a fooking embarrassment for yourself... You are fooked mate, beyond fooked... UEFA League for Wallcrab and co. Fooking disgrace how crap they are, can never take on the mighty Bayern, A.s.s.h.o.l.e are fooked!

Ricky Cash: Um yeah so you were wrong mate. We definitely qualified out of the group. Better luck next time with your shite predictions mate.

Nima - October 22, 2013
arsenal are massively over-rated, they have not won a anything in europe and have not won anything of any kind for almost a decade yet media and people treat them like a big club..if you are famous does not mean you are good. Arsenal will 10000% lose the match in Dortmund and Napoli and 99% will settle for Europa League

Ricky Cash: WRONG. I would've KILLED to see the look on your face last year after we won against Napoli and qualified for the knockouts.

Adam - October 29, 2013
The only garbage on the pitch is watching the English players. EPL should go 100% foreign. Then it would be the best league. English teams with English players are so boring to watch and aren't even competition for the big clubs that buy anything but English. Dump Wilshire and Walcott and you have a champion team!

Ricky Cash: Mate.....ARE YOU DENSE? Theo Fooking Walcott is the best player in the game right now. The England NT is the most powerful and promising squad in all of internationals. Wilshere is the lad who has brought tears to the eyes of even Zidane who could only remark, "This boy is truly beautiful...... just a beautiful performer..." as he cried nonstop after a classic Wilshere performance. Mate. Walcott, Messi, Ronaldo. These players stand above all others in football. What the fook are you on about?

Akhi Strider - November 1, 2013
lol. Wait till [Ozil] flops. Then come here and run your mouth off.

The haters will only make you stronger Ozil. Get well soon
mate. We'll need you when you recover from your injury.

Ricky Cash: We buy Ozil. We win a trophy. Ozil is the best CAM on the planet bar none. Nothing more needs to be said mate. Nothing more.

Akhi Strider - November 1, 2013
 You're not a Barca fan. You're just another Arsenal fan who has been waiting for trophies  MIGHTY ricky Trash.

Ricky Cash: CONGRATU-FOOKING-LATIONS MATE!!! YOU'VE JUST DISCOVERED I'M AN ARSENAL FAN. SUCH A GOOD BOY YOU ARE. OH SUCH A GOOD GOOD BOY.

Yeah....the brains in this Akhi Strider ain't too strong.

haroon - November 13, 2013
[You will win trophies only] in your dreams [Arsenal fans]... in next two months, your team will collapse

Ricky Cash: What's that I see.....could it be......IT'S THE FOOKING FA CUP TROPHY. SUCK IT BEOTCH.

Adam - December 2, 2013 
Unlike your Wenger Moyes has an excuse. What is your for the last 8 years?

Ricky Cash: What is your excuse for being such a brainless twat? Get back to me on that mate, and then we'll continue this discussion my English hating, masturbates to anything Italian boy who calls himself Adam.

Flash_Is_Here - December 3, 2013
EPL is a useless league. No one cares about Arsenal anymore. If you say otherwse, that would be a fallacy.

Ricky Cash: Yeah your totally right mate. We are definitely not the most watched league in the world. Our television deals and sponsors are definitely non-existent. Arsenal is clearly not one of the most loved and supported clubs all across the lands. Yeah mate. I DEFINITELY agree with ya. /sarcasm

Flash_Is_Here - December 3, 2013
Arsenal is a horrible team waiting to go down in flames. Their fans have always depended on fallacies to defend their plastic club. btw, EPL is a boy's league. Go cry now mummy boys...

Ricky Cash: You seem to like the word fallacy mate. So let me give you a couple truths to balance things out.

Truth #1: You are a twat.
Truth #2: You are MOST DEFINITELY a twat.

Ardian - December 4, 2013
DEAR all trolled why you always using name or some name to trolled why not using your name were your scared or what?, why dont try to man up with your name not a name. were you just a man in internet or blog with a type but a loser in reality ?. Just saying :):). Please try to answered it.

Ricky Cash: Mate I would definitely answer you........ IF I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE

Wilshere, Mertesacker, and Ramsey laugh at the desperate
haters of Arsenal the most powerful club of the world as they
prepare for a training session.

FOOK YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY.

ENGLISH MOTHERFOOKER. DO YOU TYPE IT?

Franky Mastello - December 7, 2013 
poor arsenel noting won in last 8 years and talk alot only one won few matches and the fans think they won already 3 CL trophy in last three season arsenel play beautiful football but dont be happy to earily caz the season began just now, and same in CL we will see at the end of the season and we will see in CL again maybe in quater or semi final when arsenel reach we will talk that day just stay calm and dont be so arrogant dont forget even bate won against bayern, u cant campare bayern with aresnel bayern reached in last 4 years 3 times the final of the CL, and what about aresnel....... lol bayern destroyed barca with 7-0, and aresnel ............. lol bayern destroyed juve home and away 4-0, and aresnel hmmmm just clam down and wait and dont be happy so earily

Ricky Cash: RIP my beautiful English language.

Peter - December 14, 2013
Bayern doesnt count for the following reasons, first legg Bayern crushed Arsenal and dominated them completely. The next legg was asuumed a cake walk and they fielded a weaker side to save top players from cards and injury which would come from a Arsenal side whos only goal was to harm Bayern players physically. Bayern will crush them again this season in both leggs just like they did to Barca. They just need to take Arsenal a little more seriously this time around.

Ricky Cash: LMFAO. Pathetic Spud fans can only live vicariously through the defeats of Arsenal for their joy (even if we were cheated out of that match.) Such is the life of the pathetic Spud fan.

The sad sad life of a Spud is tough. Oh so tough indeed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Try as they might, the haters can not stop the Arsenal support.

Flash_Is_Here - December 15, 2013
COYG = Come on you Garbage.

Ricky Cash: Oh this twat again.

The Real - December 23, 2013
Ramsey is overrated

Ricky Cash: You dare call the best CM in the world overrated?

YOU COME TO LONDON MATE, AND YOU END UP IN A FOOKING CLINIC. WE'LL HAVE YA SIPPIN' MASHED POTATOES OUT OF STRAWS AS YOU STARE UP AT A CEILING WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG.

Also, you're overrated mate. YOU are overrated. Pffft, this lad seriously called Ramsey overrated. I'm fooking done.

The Real - December 23, 2013 
Arsenal fans, especially ricky cash should realize that their team is no where near Bayern, Barca, BVB and Real Madrid. Actually All BPL are no where near the teams I mentioned. BVB is the most entertaining team in my opinion.

Ricky Cash: So how many times did your mother drop you on your head as a child. I reckon it was quite a few mate. I reckon quite a few.

Bavarian Troller - December 27, 2013
Fook Ricky Cash, dumbass!

Ricky Cash: Where's the love mate? Where's the fooking love?

Adam - December 29, 2013
FINALLY THE QUEENS MONEY WANS'T ENOUGH. SHE COULD ONLY BUY 1 GOAL. UEFARSENAL WHERE IS YOUR QUEEN NOW?

Ricky Cash: Oh deary me, this Adam lad is like a virus. He just keeps spreading his vile filth everywhere. Will he ever shut up?

Anonymous - January 4, 2014
What's with that Ricky Cash guy? Is he functionally retarded?

Ricky Cash: Now is this really necessary mate? Really? Seriously? Come the fook on mate. Give a lad a little bit of credit!!!

strontZz - January 7, 2014
ozil this, ozil that... wheres ur ozil now? he always flops in big games...

Ricky Cash: My mortal enemy Stront kills it yet again! Oh I'm not talking about his ignorant comment above, I'm talking about beating his record to how quickly he can get his little wee wee off from staring at his 2,343,240 posters of Ronaldo in his underwear.

Ana G  - January 14, 2014
Okay Then I'm a madridsta. Ozil is too lazy. Madrid is seriously better off without him. Fcuk off. Ozil is past

Ricky Cash: Poor Ana G is still upset over Ozil fooking her, then deleting her out his phone while he was in Madrid. There, there Ana. Everything will be ok love.

Ana G - January 14, 2014
Inconsistent player, always missing in games. Overrated too much. Geeez! Could you guys just create another site for ozil? Nothing special about him

Ricky Cash: Oh dear..... Ana G has got it BAD for Ozil mates. Ana  go take a cold shower or something and stop thinking about your failed love with Ozil. He just wasn't into you. Time to move on.

Lionel_Messi1O - January 15, 2014
I have to say this, but Ricky cash and his mates are garbage supporting a garbage team playing

Calum Chambers stares thoughtfully into the distance
as he contemplates just how thankful he is to be at the most
powerful club in the history of sports now. He is amused by the
haters like everyone else.

in a garbage league. 

Ricky Cash: Cool story bro. Got any more made up tales/fantasies to share with us? Maybe you should write a book of your fables and sell it.

Nima - January 18, 2014
REMEMBER AC MILAN VS LOSERNAL 4-0

Ricky Cash: LMFAO. This is rich. A Milan fan talking about the powerful Arsenal. What place did your side finish in again? LOLOLOLOLOL, your team is practically battling relegation each season now mate. Furthermore, you play in a one of the weaker leagues slow motion Serie A where old grandpas go to retire. And still you lot are battling relegation? Lol, keep quiet mate and hang your head in shame for what your club has become.

Waqas Ahmed - February 5, 2014
Ozil ----------------------------------- FLOP AGAINST A GOOD TEAM

Ricky Cash: Waqas Ahmed ----------------------------------- FLOP AGAINST ANY WOMAN. Seriously mate, I feel for you. It must be tough to be so so alone always.


Phil Jesus - February 11, 2013
arsenal as always will finish the season without any trophy , Loser Arsenal , i have pity for that little club. The most idiot are arsenals fan who think they can win trophies because they had beaten small teams ahaha , against big club they always lose ahaha

Ricky Cash: That FA CUP OVER THERE LOOKS MIGHTY PRETTY MATE. MIGHTY MIGHT PRETTY INDEED.

Anonymous - March 4, 2013
Arsenal fans need to sit down, shut up, drink their chocolate milk and admire their superiors. Come back and talk to us Chelsea fans when you jokers win a trophy.

Ricky Cash: How many trophies did you lot win again last season?

THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU MADE THIS COMMENT YET MY CLUB WON MORE THAN YOURS.

SUCK IT BEOTCH.

DAVID - April 15, 2013
COME ON RICKY CASH. I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YES HOMO. PEACE AND LOVE. DAVID


Ricky Cash: Um.... thanks?

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England v Italy Review (MORE CHEATING FROM ITALIANS.WHAT A SURPRISE.)

OH MY FOOKING GAWD.

We have once again been robbed by these slow motion CHEATING Italians. We were CHEATED out of this match and there is no other conclusion to take from this abomination.

These refs have been HORRIBLE this world cup and now my powerful England are simply the latest victims of this tragedy.

Seriously mates, TWO FOOKING CLEAR AS DAY PENALTIES WERE NOT CALLED AGAINST

Princess Pirlo and his girly hair made sure that the
refs were paid off so his job could be easier,

ITALY.

First, Welbeck got fouled in the box in the first half. Anybody with eyes could see it was a penalty.
Second, Gerrard was viciously and cynically taken down in the second half. Another clear penalty.

THAT'S TWO FOOKING PENALTIES TAKEN AWAY FROM US.

SO THE TRUE SCORE OF THIS MATCH SHOULD'VE BEEN AT LEAST 3-2 in FAVOUR OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND.

I am so sick of these slow motion cheating diving Italians.

FOOK YOU PIRLO. How can he just make those passess continuously throughout the match. THE GUY MOVES AS SLOW AS A SNAIL. FOR FOOKS SAKE JUST TAKE HIM THE FOOK OUT WIWTH A HARD TACKLE.

ONE HARD TACKLE AND THAT GRANDPA WOULD'VE BEEN CRIPPLED AND CRYING FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH. MY GAWD FOOKING JORDAN HENDERSON YOU USELESS PIECE OF $HITE. GET THE FOOK OUT OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND NT AND NEVER

JORDAN HENDERSON YOU FOOKING MUPPET.
GET THE FOOK OUT OF BRAZIL. NEVER AGAIN
SHOULD YOU TOUCH THE FIELD FOR ENGLAND
IN THIS WORLD CUP.

COME BACK.

Also Wilshere was not yet fully fit. If he had been fit he would've started and DESTROYED Pirlo and co and we would've scored at least another 3 goals as well.

So the actual adjusted TRUE score of this match was really 6-2 in favour of my powerful England. But the standings will only reflect that we unfairly lost this match due to the cheating of the Italians who have once again gone behind the scenes to bribe the officials as usual.

FIFA OH FIFA. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN THE BEUTIFULN GAME. IS MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS REALLY THAT IMPORTANT AND ARE YOU SO SCARED OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND THAT YOU MUST ALWAYS CHEAT US EACH AND EVERY WORLD CUP.

Little did our rivals know that as they laugh at us right now
Ox and Wilshere grow stronger and more fit each day.
World Cup trophy is our destiny. These two hold the keys to
our destiny.

No matter. The best teams go through adversity before they rise up and conquer and the same is true of England.

Wilshere will be back fully fit next match and ready to dominate.
Ox will be ready to go hopefully as well and show the worldl why his future is ever greater than the living legend Super Messi.

My powerful England will NOT be deterred. Destiny is set. The world cup was meant for us this season.
Our resolve is not shaken.
Our belief is not diminished.
Our POWER still remains.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ENGLAND FROM THE WORLD CUP TROPHY?!?!?!?!?!?

You cheating fookers can try all you want. But destiny will not be denied.

Be scared rest of the world. Wilshere and Ox now have time to rest and recover fully. Be VERY afraid...................

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Arsenal v Hull Preview. A day of restoration.

(Start music before reading)

Long long ago, there was a small boy who lived in a village. The boy had no money. His family was very poor in fact. So the boy had to go into the city each day to trade in supplies in order to earn a little bit of money to eat food. Each time the boy would go into the city he would be amazed by the extravagance that the city held.

"One day I to will have an extravagant life too," exclaimed the boy. "Yes, I shall one day have this wonderful life so that I may leave my small village and become a POWERFUL man.

The boy would go to his local pub and watch the interactions of the older men, in the hopes of trying to better understand and decipher what it took to achieve TRUE POWER. As the boy grew older. He grew more and more powerful. Soon he would become the leader of the most influential club in the entire world. His dream of becoming powerful would be fulfilled.

His name was......

Arsene....................................................................................................

(Stop above video. And now play new music)

However, there were people who didn't like how powerful Arsene had become. They were a jealous bunch. Angry and upset with fate and the world that they could only hold such power as Arsene in their wettest of dreams. And so they formed a collective. A group of people with the sole purpose to keep Arsene down. To keep him away from power. From........from TROPHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They lied. They cheated. They paid off officials in matches to ensure that his team would lose. They bribed UEFA and FA officials to ensure he could not succeed in the league. To ensure that he could not succeed in European competition. And even through it all Arsene fought on. He would not give in. He would not give up. He kept fighting and overcoming their evil schemes against him. But it seemed that in the end they were just too much. And time and time again he kept just falling short of the precious silverware which had come so easily to him before.

The evil collective laughed and laughed. They began to fill people's heads with propaganda. They said that Arsene was a "specialist in failure:. They said that Arsene was a born "loser". They said that Arsene was senile and past it. That he could no longer lead the most powerful club in all of football.

And the worst part was that the foolish, brainwashed people began to believe it. They started turning a blind

eye to the BLATANT cheating against Arsene. EVERY SINGLE LOSS that Arsene endured was filled with controversial calls and cheating, yet the people began to ignore and instead place blame on him. 

The evil collective was getting what they wanted. They were bringing down Arsene. Just as they had planned nearly 9 years ago on that fateful day.

Those cowards were winning the battle.....but the war....the war was far from over..................................

(Stop above music video, and now play this music)

Then finally it happened. One of Arsene's loyal warriors Theo Walcott evolved into the best player of his generation. Inspired by this glorious occurence the entire dynamic shifted. Suddenly belief was instilled back into the team.

Then, Ozil was signed. The best attacking midfielder of the world.

Then, Wilshere evolved into the best midfielder of the world.

Then, Ramsey evolved into the other best midfielder of the world.

Then, Koscielny and Mertesacker evolved into the best defensive pairing in the world.

And the list would go on and on. So many players inspired by the best player of our generation Theo Walcott would morph into the best players in the world in their position.

With such POWER at his side the evil collective could no longer contain Arsene. On and on Arsene marched on his way to the FA Cup final.

The evil collective have looks of terror and shock on their faces now. They are scrambling to try and buy and pay off the officials and also Hull in order to prevent the inevitable. But the inevitable can not be prevented.

Arsene has won the war. The evil collective will finally be defeated. Once and for all.

Trophies will return to Arsene. Trophies will return to Arsenal.

#05.17.2014

The day order was restored to the world.

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#05.17.2014

The day order was restored to the world.


Arsenal. Hull. FA Cup. Final. Preview. Here.

The Blog Returns May 13, 2014.

And then on 05.17.2014. The world shall never be the same again.................................
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ALSO. AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

EVERYONE.

My blog is the place to be for the next couple of months.

I will have EXCLUSIVE content detailing a preview of my powerful Arsenal's FA Cup final. The preview will be posted on May 13.

Then after Arsenal have won our trophy, my mind will be shifted to the world cup.

I am PLEASED to announce that I will have EXCLUSIVE interviews with players like Theo Walcott, Super Messi, NEIGHmar..........even LOSERnaldo EXCLUSIVELY on my blog and my blog alone. I will have detailed reports and articles throughout the world cup as well, and will have exclusive in depth access to all the teams to keep you all up to date with the latest happenings of ALL the teams involved at the world cup that you won't have access to anywhere else.

Also, my WILDLY POPULAR Hater Speak series will be back with a bang. I have lots of haters who have commented or sent me hate mail and I have stored up their words and will respond to them. Available EXCLUSIVELY on my blog. Hater Speak Vol. 2 will finally come out 6 months after the first edition first came and went with such thundering approval.

Yes, the future is bright. Keep it locked with Ricky Cash mates.

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