I'm back mates. Once again, I Ricky Cash am back to continue my blogosphere adventure. This is a rare treat as I have resisted you lot for quite some time now, but my messages are overflowing with desire to see the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG overdue Hater Speak series reinstated for the second volume of those oh so MAD MAD HATERade sipping miscreants that roam the wonderful world of the interwebs.
But enough about that. Let's get straight into the action mates. The haters that you are about to witness go back as far as last year's October so you know I've been biding my time, increasing my strength, and waiting to strike back at them with a venom that would make even a rattlesnake cower in terror.
Alright mates, you know the deal. Format is like this. The name of the hater and the date of their comment will be in bold. Then just under that the hater speak will be displayed also in bold. Then
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| Wilshere chuck;es at all the Arsenal haters. |
Remember mates. These are real comments from real haters of the most powerful club of the world, Arsenal.
Enjoy...
Anonymous - October 21, 2013
Oh dear, Ricky you remind me why I absolutely despise the vile, odious cretins that make up Arsenal 'Football' Club. You and your elitist ilk have the nerve to take the moral high-ground when things don't go your way. When you lose, the footballing world sees your mob for what you really are: pretentious, fickle and sanctimonious simpletons. You lost today, and it was beautiful. It would give me even greater pleasure to see you eliminated in the group stage. Perhaps then your mouths won't be so big.
Ricky Cash: Your candor and dense phraseology quite frankly bore me child. Like a little boy who has just discovered the pleasure of wanking his fun manly parts, so too has this anonymous lad just discovered the brilliant tool known as the thesaurus.
Or in slightly more raw terms....SHUT THE FOOK UP MATE.
don gaspar - October 21, 2013
where is ricky cash? thats right. go under your mom for safety [after this defeat to Dortmund]. dont come [out] ever again unless arsenal wins trophies ( never ).
Ricky Cash: Now fast forward to the part where we win the FA Cup and..... SUCK IT BEOTCH.
Colin Pierre - October 21, 2013
So glad Dortmund took Arsenal off cloud 9... They were getting a little too ahead of themselves Chelsea/Madrid Fan
Ricky Cash: Chelsea/Madrid fan? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ladies and gentleman boys and girls......WE HAVE A FOOKING PLASTIC IN THE FLESH.
What a gloryhunter you are mate. Seriously, just quit being a football supporter and start bagging groceries with all that plastic you're carrying around.
Peter - October 21, 2013
What Arsenal is missing is a team made up completely of German players:)
Ricky Cash: Sorry mate. We are an actual English team unlike the foreign clubs with only foreign players that just happen to play in the Premiership *cough* Man $hitty *cough* Chel$ki *cough* FOOKING PLASTIC *cough*.
Bavarian Troller - October 21, 2013
Arsenal are fooked, they won't qualify, watch. They will lose to Napoli and Dortmund... They are as fooked as Theo Wallcrab... Hospital cases, the whole lot of them. Resign now Wenger, save a fooking embarrassment for yourself... You are fooked mate, beyond fooked... UEFA League for Wallcrab and co. Fooking disgrace how crap they are, can never take on the mighty Bayern, A.s.s.h.o.l.e are fooked!
Ricky Cash: Um yeah so you were wrong mate. We definitely qualified out of the group. Better luck next time with your shite predictions mate.
Nima - October 22, 2013
arsenal are massively over-rated, they have not won a anything in europe and have not won anything of any kind for almost a decade yet media and people treat them like a big club..if you are famous does not mean you are good. Arsenal will 10000% lose the match in Dortmund and Napoli and 99% will settle for Europa League
Ricky Cash: WRONG. I would've KILLED to see the look on your face last year after we won against Napoli and qualified for the knockouts.
arsenal are massively over-rated, they have not won a anything in europe and have not won anything of any kind for almost a decade yet media and people treat them like a big club..if you are famous does not mean you are good. Arsenal will 10000% lose the match in Dortmund and Napoli and 99% will settle for Europa League
Ricky Cash: WRONG. I would've KILLED to see the look on your face last year after we won against Napoli and qualified for the knockouts.
Adam - October 29, 2013
The only garbage on the pitch is watching the English players. EPL should go 100% foreign. Then it would be the best league. English teams with English players are so boring to watch and aren't even competition for the big clubs that buy anything but English. Dump Wilshire and Walcott and you have a champion team!
Ricky Cash: Mate.....ARE YOU DENSE? Theo Fooking Walcott is the best player in the game right now. The England NT is the most powerful and promising squad in all of internationals. Wilshere is the lad who has brought tears to the eyes of even Zidane who could only remark, "This boy is truly beautiful...... just a beautiful performer..." as he cried nonstop after a classic Wilshere performance. Mate. Walcott, Messi, Ronaldo. These players stand above all others in football. What the fook are you on about?
Akhi Strider - November 1, 2013
lol. Wait till [Ozil] flops. Then come here and run your mouth off.
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| The haters will only make you stronger Ozil. Get well soon mate. We'll need you when you recover from your injury. |
Ricky Cash: We buy Ozil. We win a trophy. Ozil is the best CAM on the planet bar none. Nothing more needs to be said mate. Nothing more.
Akhi Strider - November 1, 2013
You're not a Barca fan. You're just another Arsenal fan who has been waiting for trophies MIGHTY ricky Trash.
Ricky Cash: CONGRATU-FOOKING-LATIONS MATE!!! YOU'VE JUST DISCOVERED I'M AN ARSENAL FAN. SUCH A GOOD BOY YOU ARE. OH SUCH A GOOD GOOD BOY.
Yeah....the brains in this Akhi Strider ain't too strong.
haroon - November 13, 2013
[You will win trophies only] in your dreams [Arsenal fans]... in next two months, your team will collapse
Ricky Cash: What's that I see.....could it be......IT'S THE FOOKING FA CUP TROPHY. SUCK IT BEOTCH.
Adam - December 2, 2013
Unlike your Wenger Moyes has an excuse. What is your for the last 8 years?
Ricky Cash: What is your excuse for being such a brainless twat? Get back to me on that mate, and then we'll continue this discussion my English hating, masturbates to anything Italian boy who calls himself Adam.
Flash_Is_Here - December 3, 2013
EPL is a useless league. No one cares about Arsenal anymore. If you say otherwse, that would be a fallacy.
Ricky Cash: Yeah your totally right mate. We are definitely not the most watched league in the world. Our television deals and sponsors are definitely non-existent. Arsenal is clearly not one of the most loved and supported clubs all across the lands. Yeah mate. I DEFINITELY agree with ya. /sarcasm
Flash_Is_Here - December 3, 2013
Arsenal is a horrible team waiting to go down in flames. Their fans have always depended on fallacies to defend their plastic club. btw, EPL is a boy's league. Go cry now mummy boys...
Ricky Cash: You seem to like the word fallacy mate. So let me give you a couple truths to balance things out.
Truth #1: You are a twat.
Truth #2: You are MOST DEFINITELY a twat.
Ardian - December 4, 2013
DEAR all trolled why you always using name or some name to trolled why not using your name were your scared or what?, why dont try to man up with your name not a name. were you just a man in internet or blog with a type but a loser in reality ?. Just saying :):). Please try to answered it.
Ricky Cash: Mate I would definitely answer you........ IF I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE
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| Wilshere, Mertesacker, and Ramsey laugh at the desperate haters of Arsenal the most powerful club of the world as they prepare for a training session. |
ENGLISH MOTHERFOOKER. DO YOU TYPE IT?
Franky Mastello - December 7, 2013
poor arsenel noting won in last 8 years and talk alot only one won few matches and the fans think they won already 3 CL trophy in last three season arsenel play beautiful football but dont be happy to earily caz the season began just now, and same in CL we will see at the end of the season and we will see in CL again maybe in quater or semi final when arsenel reach we will talk that day just stay calm and dont be so arrogant dont forget even bate won against bayern, u cant campare bayern with aresnel bayern reached in last 4 years 3 times the final of the CL, and what about aresnel....... lol bayern destroyed barca with 7-0, and aresnel ............. lol bayern destroyed juve home and away 4-0, and aresnel hmmmm just clam down and wait and dont be happy so earily
Ricky Cash: RIP my beautiful English language.
Peter - December 14, 2013
Bayern doesnt count for the following reasons, first legg Bayern crushed Arsenal and dominated them completely. The next legg was asuumed a cake walk and they fielded a weaker side to save top players from cards and injury which would come from a Arsenal side whos only goal was to harm Bayern players physically. Bayern will crush them again this season in both leggs just like they did to Barca. They just need to take Arsenal a little more seriously this time around.
Ricky Cash: LMFAO. Pathetic Spud fans can only live vicariously through the defeats of Arsenal for their joy (even if we were cheated out of that match.) Such is the life of the pathetic Spud fan.
The sad sad life of a Spud is tough. Oh so tough indeed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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| Try as they might, the haters can not stop the Arsenal support. |
COYG = Come on you Garbage.
Ricky Cash: Oh this twat again.
The Real - December 23, 2013
Ramsey is overrated
Ricky Cash: You dare call the best CM in the world overrated?
YOU COME TO LONDON MATE, AND YOU END UP IN A FOOKING CLINIC. WE'LL HAVE YA SIPPIN' MASHED POTATOES OUT OF STRAWS AS YOU STARE UP AT A CEILING WONDERING WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG.
Also, you're overrated mate. YOU are overrated. Pffft, this lad seriously called Ramsey overrated. I'm fooking done.
The Real - December 23, 2013
Arsenal fans, especially ricky cash should realize that their team is no where near Bayern, Barca, BVB and Real Madrid. Actually All BPL are no where near the teams I mentioned. BVB is the most entertaining team in my opinion.
Ricky Cash: So how many times did your mother drop you on your head as a child. I reckon it was quite a few mate. I reckon quite a few.
Bavarian Troller - December 27, 2013
Fook Ricky Cash, dumbass!
Ricky Cash: Where's the love mate? Where's the fooking love?
Adam - December 29, 2013
FINALLY THE QUEENS MONEY WANS'T ENOUGH. SHE COULD ONLY BUY 1 GOAL. UEFARSENAL WHERE IS YOUR QUEEN NOW?
Ricky Cash: Oh deary me, this Adam lad is like a virus. He just keeps spreading his vile filth everywhere. Will he ever shut up?
Anonymous - January 4, 2014
What's with that Ricky Cash guy? Is he functionally retarded?
Ricky Cash: Now is this really necessary mate? Really? Seriously? Come the fook on mate. Give a lad a little bit of credit!!!
strontZz - January 7, 2014
ozil this, ozil that... wheres ur ozil now? he always flops in big games...
Ricky Cash: My mortal enemy Stront kills it yet again! Oh I'm not talking about his ignorant comment above, I'm talking about beating his record to how quickly he can get his little wee wee off from staring at his 2,343,240 posters of Ronaldo in his underwear.
Ana G - January 14, 2014
Okay Then I'm a madridsta. Ozil is too lazy. Madrid is seriously better off without him. Fcuk off. Ozil is past
Ricky Cash: Poor Ana G is still upset over Ozil fooking her, then deleting her out his phone while he was in Madrid. There, there Ana. Everything will be ok love.
Ana G - January 14, 2014
Inconsistent player, always missing in games. Overrated too much. Geeez! Could you guys just create another site for ozil? Nothing special about him
Ricky Cash: Oh dear..... Ana G has got it BAD for Ozil mates. Ana go take a cold shower or something and stop thinking about your failed love with Ozil. He just wasn't into you. Time to move on.
Lionel_Messi1O - January 15, 2014
I have to say this, but Ricky cash and his mates are garbage supporting a garbage team playing
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| Calum Chambers stares thoughtfully into the distance as he contemplates just how thankful he is to be at the most powerful club in the history of sports now. He is amused by the haters like everyone else. |
Ricky Cash: Cool story bro. Got any more made up tales/fantasies to share with us? Maybe you should write a book of your fables and sell it.
Nima - January 18, 2014
REMEMBER AC MILAN VS LOSERNAL 4-0
Ricky Cash: LMFAO. This is rich. A Milan fan talking about the powerful Arsenal. What place did your side finish in again? LOLOLOLOLOL, your team is practically battling relegation each season now mate. Furthermore, you play in a one of the weaker leagues slow motion Serie A where old grandpas go to retire. And still you lot are battling relegation? Lol, keep quiet mate and hang your head in shame for what your club has become.
Waqas Ahmed - February 5, 2014
Ozil ----------------------------------- FLOP AGAINST A GOOD TEAM
Ricky Cash: Waqas Ahmed ----------------------------------- FLOP AGAINST ANY WOMAN. Seriously mate, I feel for you. It must be tough to be so so alone always.
Phil Jesus - February 11, 2013
arsenal as always will finish the season without any trophy , Loser Arsenal , i have pity for that little club. The most idiot are arsenals fan who think they can win trophies because they had beaten small teams ahaha , against big club they always lose ahaha
Ricky Cash: That FA CUP OVER THERE LOOKS MIGHTY PRETTY MATE. MIGHTY MIGHT PRETTY INDEED.
Anonymous - March 4, 2013
Arsenal fans need to sit down, shut up, drink their chocolate milk and admire their superiors. Come back and talk to us Chelsea fans when you jokers win a trophy.
Ricky Cash: How many trophies did you lot win again last season?
THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU MADE THIS COMMENT YET MY CLUB WON MORE THAN YOURS.
SUCK IT BEOTCH.
DAVID - April 15, 2013
COME ON RICKY CASH. I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YES HOMO. PEACE AND LOVE. DAVID
Ricky Cash: Um.... thanks?
yaaaaaaasssssss ricky. ur finally back. slay themmmmmm slay them alllll
ReplyDeleteNice. Been waiting for this. I'm one of the haters above as well and I think this is still funny as shit.
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