Saturday, June 14, 2014

England v Italy Review (MORE CHEATING FROM ITALIANS.WHAT A SURPRISE.)

OH MY FOOKING GAWD.

We have once again been robbed by these slow motion CHEATING Italians. We were CHEATED out of this match and there is no other conclusion to take from this abomination.

These refs have been HORRIBLE this world cup and now my powerful England are simply the latest victims of this tragedy.

Seriously mates, TWO FOOKING CLEAR AS DAY PENALTIES WERE NOT CALLED AGAINST
Princess Pirlo and his girly hair made sure that the
refs were paid off so his job could be easier,
ITALY.

First, Welbeck got fouled in the box in the first half. Anybody with eyes could see it was a penalty.
Second, Gerrard was viciously and cynically taken down in the second half. Another clear penalty.

THAT'S TWO FOOKING PENALTIES TAKEN AWAY FROM US.

SO THE TRUE SCORE OF THIS MATCH SHOULD'VE BEEN AT LEAST 3-2 in FAVOUR OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND.

I am so sick of these slow motion cheating diving Italians.

FOOK YOU PIRLO. How can he just make those passess continuously throughout the match. THE GUY MOVES AS SLOW AS A SNAIL. FOR FOOKS SAKE JUST TAKE HIM THE FOOK OUT WIWTH A HARD TACKLE.

ONE HARD TACKLE AND THAT GRANDPA WOULD'VE BEEN CRIPPLED AND CRYING FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH. MY GAWD FOOKING JORDAN HENDERSON YOU USELESS PIECE OF $HITE. GET THE FOOK OUT OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND NT AND NEVER
JORDAN HENDERSON YOU FOOKING MUPPET.
GET THE FOOK OUT OF BRAZIL. NEVER AGAIN
SHOULD YOU TOUCH THE FIELD FOR ENGLAND
IN THIS WORLD CUP.
COME BACK.

Also Wilshere was not yet fully fit. If he had been fit he would've started and DESTROYED Pirlo and co and we would've scored at least another 3 goals as well.

So the actual adjusted TRUE score of this match was really 6-2 in favour of my powerful England. But the standings will only reflect that we unfairly lost this match due to the cheating of the Italians who have once again gone behind the scenes to bribe the officials as usual.

FIFA OH FIFA. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN THE BEUTIFULN GAME. IS MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS REALLY THAT IMPORTANT AND ARE YOU SO SCARED OF MY POWERFUL ENGLAND THAT YOU MUST ALWAYS CHEAT US EACH AND EVERY WORLD CUP.

Little did our rivals know that as they laugh at us right now
Ox and Wilshere grow stronger and more fit each day.
World Cup trophy is our destiny. These two hold the keys to
our destiny.
No matter. The best teams go through adversity before they rise up and conquer and the same is true of England.

Wilshere will be back fully fit next match and ready to dominate.
Ox will be ready to go hopefully as well and show the worldl why his future is ever greater than the living legend Super Messi.

My powerful England will NOT be deterred. Destiny is set. The world cup was meant for us this season.
Our resolve is not shaken.
Our belief is not diminished.
Our POWER still remains.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ENGLAND FROM THE WORLD CUP TROPHY?!?!?!?!?!?

You cheating fookers can try all you want. But destiny will not be denied.

Be scared rest of the world. Wilshere and Ox now have time to rest and recover fully. Be VERY afraid...................

4 comments:

  1. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ricky yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess

    i need more meltdowns

    plz uruguay n costa rica beat england so that i can see some more classic ricky rant

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  2. You used to be funny, this article was a huge yawn.

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  3. classic ricky cash troll

    i salute you troll master. ur skills are sharp as ever

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  4. You forgot Walcott will be back, The best player in the universe.

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