Arsenal v Sunderland Preview (Match Day 4) and FOOKING OZIL HAS ARRIVED

So we play Sunderland on Saturday. Yeah, well what can I say about Sunderland then. Well.......... THEY KIND OF FOOKING STINK. LMFAO. Tomorrow relax, kick your feet up mates. It's gonna be an easy win for us. Sunderland have no top talent. Sunderland are all out of form. They're just completely out of it mates. There is no way the points can be dropped.

I actually feel sorry for them tbh. The beating they will recieve at our hands will be unmerciful. Look out for Walcott to once again have a man of the match performance and continue to establish his name as the best player of this generation. I think tomorrow we will finally see him break the duck and find the back of the net. He has been in such a giving mood dishing out assist after assist that now he is ready to score for himself.

Ozil could only smile as he completed the move to his dream club.
"Real Madrid is a decent side for anyone, but Arsenal are the most
powerful side of the world. How could I say no to them? Arsenal are
more powerful than Real Madrid could ever dream of" exclaimed Ozil
when questioned about his move.

Bottom Line mates: Arsenal 4- Sunderland 0.

Now with that out of the way we get onto to matters that actually are important (because let's be honest mates. Sunderland are fooking jokes. We will EASILY smash them I guarantee it). What matter then may you ask?

Oh I don't know..........

HOW ABOUT WE SIGNED FOOKING MESUT OZIL AND HE IS READY TO DEBUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRENGTH............ MIGHT............. FOOKING POWER MATES. THAT THE STUFF OUR TEAM IS MADE OF. THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR US TO GET STRONGER BUT THEY WERE SO WRONG. AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The tears of the Madridistas are still dripping to the ground. They know they have just lost their gem. Their best player and there was nothing they could do about it.

Wenger flexed his muscles on them and all they could do was cower in fear and give us what we demanded. We fooking RAIDED Madrid against their will. NOBODY has the power to do that except my powerful Arsenal. Real Madrid like to boast all the time about how they're the best club in the world, but they know the truth and it was shown with Ozil. When we tell Real Madrid to give us a player..... WELL THEY GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE US THE FOOKING PLAYER BECAUSE WE ARE BIGGER THAN THEM.

OZIL IS OURS MATES. HE IS OURS. AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

BREAKING NEWS MATES!!!!!!!!!

Ozil has just contacted me and given me an exclusive on how much he will miss his old teammates. Listen to the music below and then read on to see Ozil's thoughts on his old teammates. Grab some tears Madridistas. This may be tough for you. Madridsta discretion is advised.

PLAY THE VIDEO BEFORE READING ON.

Ozil selected this song especially for Real Madrid and its supporters. Why you ask?

Cause HEY MOTHERFOOKERS IT'LL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU EVER SEE HIM AGAIN!

Mesut Ozil speaks about................

-Ozil speaks about CASILLAS: "Casillas was a great friend of mine. He is welcome to join us at Arsenal and finally make the step up in his career. What they are doing to him is just cruel leaving him on the bench after all he has done for them. Arsenal awaits you"

It wasn't enough for Sergio to be dumb. He
Had to have the blonde hair to boot.

-Ozil speaks about ARBELOA: "THANK GAWD I don't have to play with this thug anymore. Someone tell this lad that you're supposed to kick the ball, not your opponent. I could only laugh when Nani gave this thung a dose of his own medicine right to the chest. AHAHAHAHAAA"

-Ozil speaks about SERGIO RAMOS: "Yet another Madrid thug. This lad is also DUMB AS ROCKS. AHAHAHAHA. This lad aspires to be a dumb blond. Why do you think he got that ridiculous hair do during preseason?"

-Ozil speaks about PEPE: "Who is this? There is no man on our team called Pepe. Perhaps you are referring to that hyena animal that we called Pepe?"

-Ozil speaks about VARANE: "As my great friend Ricky Cash predicted, my friend Varane will join me in Arsenal. ricky is brilliant and he predicted this all the way back to last season."

-Ozil speaks about ZOMBIE AlonSLOW: "I've never seen a slower player in my life. Slow motion Serie A must be licking their chops and having wet dreams about this lad."

BenzeMISS: Bad hair and ALWAYS missing
open net goals. Perfect freak for a circus
attraction.

-Ozil speaks about BENZEMISS: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Wait you were being serious when you were saying this guy is a footballer? That;s funny cause during my years in Madrid I was sure this guy was a circus attraction. He wears silly hair and is always missing open net goals. He is the perfect freak to attract people and give them a good laugh!"

Ozil speaks about RONALDO: "Ummmmm Ronaldo?!?!?! Uh yeah..... he's the best. The greatest. No one can compare to him..... yeah he's he's just the... he's just the best....
(Ozil is visibly trembling now and stuttering his every word. Then suddenly he remembers he's not  in Madrid anymore!!!!!!! He doesn't have to be a slave to LOSERnaldo anymore and always say that LOSERnaldo is the best like Ronaldo is going to force Bale to do. He's free mates! He's free! Ozil then continues speaking.)

Yes, Ronaldo. Haha, I almost forget I'm at Arsenal now. Yeah, Ronaldo is good, but he is NOT the best. Super Messi is better than him, and my new teammate Theo Walcott is the best player of the world and of our generation. Even Maradona and Pele watch this bou with jealousy and envy wishing they had even a fraction of his talent.

(The interview is now concluded. Ozil has spoken about his former teammates. Now it is time to let go and embark on his new journey with the best team of the world. Arsenal. But before we go Ozil has something to say to you all................)

*Ozil then stood up and in a roar he cried out.................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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