Sunday, September 1, 2013

Victory!!! Victory for Arsenal!!! Despair for Spuds. The world is back to normal.

Spud fan reaction: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
CRY SOME MORE SPUD FANS!! AHAHAHAHA!

WE DID IT. WE DID IT. WE BEAT THE SPUDS!!!!!!!

WHOM CAN STOP US?!?!?!?!?!

The Spuds talked trash. They said that this season would be different. That things would change. They spent over 100 M in the transfer market. Claimed it would boost them above us. Said that they were now the best team in EPL..........
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BOY WERE THEY WRONG.

LMFAO, dont Spuds know the natural order of life. Arsenal finishes above you lot. There is no changing this. It is a fact of life. There is no use fighting destiny Spuds. You lot were created to be a miserable bunch, always finishing below us, always losing to us. Now go cry about it in a corner pathetic Spud fans. Time for Arsenal to CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!

DANCE ARSENAL FANS!! DANCE!!!!!!!!
I said if we lost I would change my name to rickycash_SPUD and all the Spud fans began to howl out, "Hey Ricky, can;t wait to see the name change loser" and other pathetic words like this. LMFAO. I told you all I didn't fear putting my name on the line because beating Spuds is a fact of life for us. It's no different than the sky being blue, the grass being green, the sun being yellow.

WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

NOT THE SPUDS, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Player Ratings (True Ratings out of 10 mien are better than goal.com)

Szczesny (8/10): BEAST. Made wonderful saves and has confirmed himself as a top 3 GK of the world now.

Jenkinson (7/10): Confirmed himself as a top 5 RB of the world today. Wonderful mate. Keep this up.

Mertesacker(7/10): Broke Soldado in two time and time again. He is so powerful. A top 5 CB of the world.

Koscielny(8/10): The best CB of the world. DESTROYED each and every Spud attack. Take a bow son. Take a bow.

Gibbs(6/10): Raced up and down the pitch. Did his job to good effect. Not his best performance, but still solid. Top 3 LB of the world

Ramsey (9/10): BOSSED DEMBELE AROUND THE PITCH ALL MATCH!!! BEASTLY. RAMSEY HAS EMERGED TO ESTABLISH AND CONFIRM HIMSELF AS THE BEST MIDFIELDER OF THE WORLD ALONGSIDE WILSHERE!!!! EXQUSITE PASSING. DRIBBLING SKILLS TO MAKE EVEN MARADONA BLUSH. POWERFUL BONE CRUNCHING TACKLES!!! THIS LAD HAS IT ALL!!!!!!!! XAVI CAN ONLY SIT AND STARE AS HE WATCHES THIS BOY SURPASS HIM BECAUSE XAVI KNOWS THAT THIS BOY CAN DO ALL HE CAN DO AND MORE BECAUSE XAVI CAN ONLY PASS SIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS, BUT RAMSEY CAN DO ALL THIS BUT ALSO MAKE DANGEROUS FORWARDS PASSES, DANGEROUS LONG RANGE SHOTS, AND DANGEROUS MARADONA LIKE DRIBBLES.

Wilshere (No score): Was sick today. Get well soon Wilshere so that we can see you back to your best. The best midfielder of the world along with Ramsey.

Walcott (10/10): PERFECT SCORE. PACE, POWER, BURST, DRIVE, INTELLIGENCE. HE HAS EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE IN A FOOTBALLER AND THEN SOME. THIERRY HENRY SHED TEARS AFTER WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE. DID YOU ALL SEE HOW HE CREATED THAT GOAL FOR THE WIN. INTELLIGENT TIMING OF HIS RUN AND THEN A PERFECTLY WEIGHTED CROSS FOR GIROUD. HE WAS CONSTANLY RACING PAST THE DEFENDERS WITH HIS INSANE PACE. THIS LAD IS TRULY THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION.

Rosicky (6/10):  A little quiet but he combined well when we needed him to. A top 5 attacking mid of the world.

Cazorla(9/10): THE BEST ATTACKING MID OF THE WORLD. HE DRIBBLED AND SLICED THROUGH THE SPUDS LIKE THEY WERE BUTTER. HIS PASSING AND VISION WERE TOP NOTCH. HE COULDN'T BE STOPPED. HIS QUICK TURN ABILITY ON THE BALL WAS TOO MUCH. SPUDS WOULD SEE THE BALL, THEN HE WOULD TURN QUICKLY AND THE BALL WOULD DISAPPEAR AND SPUD DEFENDERS WOULD LOOK AROUND CLUELESS. YEAH CAZORLA. TAKE A BOW SON. THAT TRASH INIESTA NOW KNOWS THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN RETAIN A STARTING SPOT IN THE SPANISH NATIONAL TEAM.

Giroud (9/10): THIS LAD CAN'T STOP SCORING. I TOLD YOU ALL DUMBzalo WASN'T NEEDED. WE WERE JUST USING HIS SIGNATURE AS MOTIVATION FOR GIROUD TO DISCOVER HIS BEST. GIROUD IS THE BEST STRIKER IN EPL NOW, AND HAS ESTABLISHED HIMSELF AS A TOP 3 STRIKER OF THE WORLD. BenzeMISS WILL SOON BE KICKED OUT OF FRANCE!!!!!!!

Subs:
Flamini (6/10): The prodigal son has returned. He did well and had good positioning. With a little match time he will return back as the best DM in football under us.

Nacho Monreal AKA LEFT BACK MESSI (7/10): Brilliant touches on the ball and showed why he is the LEFT BACK MESSI with his nice dribble and pass moves with Cazorla. Also defended well.

Sagna (No score): He only played a few minutes, but he did well to shore up the defence for our famous victory today.

Life is good for Arsenal. Not so good for Spuds.

ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

WE'RE BACK AND WE WANT WHAT IS OURS (EPL TITLE)..........................

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4 comments:

  1. agree with u for everything mate!!except for our LORD WALCOTT..he truly established himself as the best of the world..the rating suppose to be 15/10 mate

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  2. Title is for the Gunners to take. Ozil signing just confirmed it..Now no one will talk crap about Professor Wenger and Arsenal. My top 4 finish prediction:
    1. Arsenal (well duh)
    2. Liverpool (only team that's capable of challenging us, but will be behind at least 9 points on league table standings)
    3. Chelsea (plastic club that grew into a cancer to EPL, but Arsenal should be able to kill them off)
    4. Manchester United (always an annoying presence...)

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  3. we signed ozil!!!!!!!!! fooooking ozil!!!!!!!!

    would you believe it!!!!!!!!

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  4. the signing of Ozil just perfect mate..even without Ozil..i can say that most of others defender will crap on their pants when they against us.With the lightening speed of Lord Wallcot..creativity of Sir Ramsey..brilliant trick from Great Wilshere..the unstoppable superhuman on Beast Cazorla...the ultimate goal machine on Sexy Giroud...none can stop us mate!!this seasons is absolute for ours!!!!treble is fooking realistic target though!!!

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