We are all witnesses...............

ATTENTION ARSENAL SUPPORTERS.

ATTENTION ARSENAL HATERS.

ATTENTION SUPPORTERS OF OUR BEAUTIFUL GAME OF FOOTBALL.

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES............................

We are all witnesses to the glory of Arsenal.

We are all witnesses to Theo Walcott the best player of our generation.

We are all witnesses to the emergence of Aaron Ramsey as the best midfielder in all the world.

We are all witnesses to Jack Wilshere as the other best mid of the world

We are all witnesses to Mesut Ozil the best attacking mid of the world.

We are all witnesses to Santi Cazorla the other best attacking mid of the world.

We are all witnesses to Olivier Giroud who has now CONFIRMED his status as best striker in the world.

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES.

We are all witnisses to the rise of Ramsey as the
best midfielder of the ENTIRE world. What other club
would have such patience with their young players.
NONE. This is why we are the BEST club
of the world.

Adam Johnson could dive for penalties all he wants. THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST FOOKING BLATANT DIVES I EVER SAW. STUPID REFS TRIED TO CHEAT US AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

DON'T THESE HATERS KNOW?

WE HAVE SO MUCH FIREPOWER IN ATTACK THAT WE ARE NOW IMMUNTE TO THIS PATHETIC CHEATING. NOW REFS AND TEAMS HAVE TO CHEAT EVEN HARDER IF THEY WANT TO STAND A CHANCE AGAINST US.

I'm crying right now. The play of this team is just........BEAUTIFUL. It's so beautiful and moving.....so full of emotion and passion. And just think that Cazorla didn't even play today! Just think that although Walcott was good, he had a rare off game in terms of his final ball. Walcott could've had a hattrick today!!!!!!!!!

JUST THINK WHAT THE FOOK HAPPENS WHEN WALCOTT RETURNS BACK TO FORM AND SHOWS WHY HE IS CONSIDERED BY EVERYONE AS THE BEST OF THE WORLD AND BY MANY AS THE BEST FOOTBALLER OF THIS GENERATION. THINK ABOUT HOW WALCOTT, OZIL, CAZORLA, RAMSEY, WILSHERE, AND GIROUD WILL LINK UP IN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOOK FOOK FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS IS TOO FOOKING CRAZY HOW GOOD WE ARE THIS SEASON.

Even Bendtner on form is one of the most lethal strikers in the world. With Walcott and Ozil supplying him he can return back to his best as well when Giroud needs a rest. And Yaya Sanogo is a bright talent as well. We are STOCKED and LOADED up top mates.

Even Barca would be jealous of our ball movement. We are the most powerful side there is of all time.

HEAD UP WALCOTT! You didn't have the finishing touch

today but you are still the best of our generation. In the coming

weeks the world will be reminded why this lad is the best

 player of our generation

Haters are dying everywhere. Every head shall bow to Arsenal this season mates.

It was good of the Professor Wenger to sub out Ozil and Walcott. We need them fresh for the match in the Champions League.......

MARSEILLE ARE GETTING FOOKING TERRORIZED NEXT WEEK.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL FROM EPL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.

WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

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Arsenal v Sunderland Preview (Match Day 4) and FOOKING OZIL HAS ARRIVED

So we play Sunderland on Saturday. Yeah, well what can I say about Sunderland then. Well.......... THEY KIND OF FOOKING STINK. LMFAO. Tomorrow relax, kick your feet up mates. It's gonna be an easy win for us. Sunderland have no top talent. Sunderland are all out of form. They're just completely out of it mates. There is no way the points can be dropped.

I actually feel sorry for them tbh. The beating they will recieve at our hands will be unmerciful. Look out for Walcott to once again have a man of the match performance and continue to establish his name as the best player of this generation. I think tomorrow we will finally see him break the duck and find the back of the net. He has been in such a giving mood dishing out assist after assist that now he is ready to score for himself.

Ozil could only smile as he completed the move to his dream club.
"Real Madrid is a decent side for anyone, but Arsenal are the most
powerful side of the world. How could I say no to them? Arsenal are
more powerful than Real Madrid could ever dream of" exclaimed Ozil
when questioned about his move.

Bottom Line mates: Arsenal 4- Sunderland 0.

Now with that out of the way we get onto to matters that actually are important (because let's be honest mates. Sunderland are fooking jokes. We will EASILY smash them I guarantee it). What matter then may you ask?

Oh I don't know..........

HOW ABOUT WE SIGNED FOOKING MESUT OZIL AND HE IS READY TO DEBUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRENGTH............ MIGHT............. FOOKING POWER MATES. THAT THE STUFF OUR TEAM IS MADE OF. THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR US TO GET STRONGER BUT THEY WERE SO WRONG. AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The tears of the Madridistas are still dripping to the ground. They know they have just lost their gem. Their best player and there was nothing they could do about it.

Wenger flexed his muscles on them and all they could do was cower in fear and give us what we demanded. We fooking RAIDED Madrid against their will. NOBODY has the power to do that except my powerful Arsenal. Real Madrid like to boast all the time about how they're the best club in the world, but they know the truth and it was shown with Ozil. When we tell Real Madrid to give us a player..... WELL THEY GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE US THE FOOKING PLAYER BECAUSE WE ARE BIGGER THAN THEM.

OZIL IS OURS MATES. HE IS OURS. AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

BREAKING NEWS MATES!!!!!!!!!

Ozil has just contacted me and given me an exclusive on how much he will miss his old teammates. Listen to the music below and then read on to see Ozil's thoughts on his old teammates. Grab some tears Madridistas. This may be tough for you. Madridsta discretion is advised.

PLAY THE VIDEO BEFORE READING ON.

Ozil selected this song especially for Real Madrid and its supporters. Why you ask?

Cause HEY MOTHERFOOKERS IT'LL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU EVER SEE HIM AGAIN!

Mesut Ozil speaks about................

-Ozil speaks about CASILLAS: "Casillas was a great friend of mine. He is welcome to join us at Arsenal and finally make the step up in his career. What they are doing to him is just cruel leaving him on the bench after all he has done for them. Arsenal awaits you"

It wasn't enough for Sergio to be dumb. He
Had to have the blonde hair to boot.

-Ozil speaks about ARBELOA: "THANK GAWD I don't have to play with this thug anymore. Someone tell this lad that you're supposed to kick the ball, not your opponent. I could only laugh when Nani gave this thung a dose of his own medicine right to the chest. AHAHAHAHAAA"

-Ozil speaks about SERGIO RAMOS: "Yet another Madrid thug. This lad is also DUMB AS ROCKS. AHAHAHAHA. This lad aspires to be a dumb blond. Why do you think he got that ridiculous hair do during preseason?"

-Ozil speaks about PEPE: "Who is this? There is no man on our team called Pepe. Perhaps you are referring to that hyena animal that we called Pepe?"

-Ozil speaks about VARANE: "As my great friend Ricky Cash predicted, my friend Varane will join me in Arsenal. ricky is brilliant and he predicted this all the way back to last season."

-Ozil speaks about ZOMBIE AlonSLOW: "I've never seen a slower player in my life. Slow motion Serie A must be licking their chops and having wet dreams about this lad."

BenzeMISS: Bad hair and ALWAYS missing
open net goals. Perfect freak for a circus
attraction.

-Ozil speaks about BENZEMISS: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Wait you were being serious when you were saying this guy is a footballer? That;s funny cause during my years in Madrid I was sure this guy was a circus attraction. He wears silly hair and is always missing open net goals. He is the perfect freak to attract people and give them a good laugh!"

Ozil speaks about RONALDO: "Ummmmm Ronaldo?!?!?! Uh yeah..... he's the best. The greatest. No one can compare to him..... yeah he's he's just the... he's just the best....
(Ozil is visibly trembling now and stuttering his every word. Then suddenly he remembers he's not  in Madrid anymore!!!!!!! He doesn't have to be a slave to LOSERnaldo anymore and always say that LOSERnaldo is the best like Ronaldo is going to force Bale to do. He's free mates! He's free! Ozil then continues speaking.)

Yes, Ronaldo. Haha, I almost forget I'm at Arsenal now. Yeah, Ronaldo is good, but he is NOT the best. Super Messi is better than him, and my new teammate Theo Walcott is the best player of the world and of our generation. Even Maradona and Pele watch this bou with jealousy and envy wishing they had even a fraction of his talent.

(The interview is now concluded. Ozil has spoken about his former teammates. Now it is time to let go and embark on his new journey with the best team of the world. Arsenal. But before we go Ozil has something to say to you all................)

*Ozil then stood up and in a roar he cried out.................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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LOSERnaldo calls Gareth Bale (Short Convo)

LOSERnaldo called Gareth Bale yesterday.

Ronaldo was quick to make sure Bale knew his place in Madrid

Normally, you call the new player to congratulate them but that wasn't on the agenda of the LOSERnaldo LOL. LOSERnaldo didn't even say hi. He just started ripping into Bale and demanding that he submit on the pitch to his will. Ronaldo is a Madrid dictator. Here is a transcript of their conversation. Viewer discretion is advised.

(Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring.)

Bale: Hell......

LOSERnaldo: NO. LISTEN TO ME BALE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT STUNT YOU ARE PULLING BEATING MY TRANSFER RECORD BUT I AM VERY SAD RIGHT NOW. THIS HAS TO STOP.

Bale: Oh, Ronaldo!! Nice to meet you mate. I'm you're biggest fan. I can't wait to play with....

LOSERnaldo: SHUT UP. DON'T INTERRUPT ME. Now you are to pass me the ball when you are through on goal so that I can score easy tap ins. I score the goals here in Madrid boy. Do you understand me???

Bale: Um, well we need to work as a team....

It was important to LOSERnald that Bale understood that
he was the master of Madrid. Even the thought of getting
outshined moved LOSERnaldo to tears.

LOSERnaldo: NO! I AM THE TEAM. I AM REAL MADRID. I AM THE GREATEST. THE FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD BEST OF THE WORLD. I AM CRISTIANO RONALDO AVEIROS DOS SANTOS. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??

Bale: Well, ermmmm yes I guess then

LOSERnaldo: Fantastic!!!! So Bale now that we got that out the way I must say you're hair was looking like so great and perfect during your presentation. You;re like soooooo hot! You should totes come over my house and we can paint our nails together while we watch re-runs of the Gilmore Girls!! Yay!!! SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Bale: Oh brother! What have I done??? I am now nothing but the newest slave to LOSERnaldo in Madrid like all the rest...............

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Victory!!! Victory for Arsenal!!! Despair for Spuds. The world is back to normal.

Spud fan reaction: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

CRY SOME MORE SPUD FANS!! AHAHAHAHA!

WE DID IT. WE DID IT. WE BEAT THE SPUDS!!!!!!!

WHOM CAN STOP US?!?!?!?!?!

The Spuds talked trash. They said that this season would be different. That things would change. They spent over 100 M in the transfer market. Claimed it would boost them above us. Said that they were now the best team in EPL..........
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BOY WERE THEY WRONG.

LMFAO, dont Spuds know the natural order of life. Arsenal finishes above you lot. There is no changing this. It is a fact of life. There is no use fighting destiny Spuds. You lot were created to be a miserable bunch, always finishing below us, always losing to us. Now go cry about it in a corner pathetic Spud fans. Time for Arsenal to CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!

DANCE ARSENAL FANS!! DANCE!!!!!!!!

I said if we lost I would change my name to rickycash_SPUD and all the Spud fans began to howl out, "Hey Ricky, can;t wait to see the name change loser" and other pathetic words like this. LMFAO. I told you all I didn't fear putting my name on the line because beating Spuds is a fact of life for us. It's no different than the sky being blue, the grass being green, the sun being yellow.

WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

NOT THE SPUDS, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Player Ratings (True Ratings out of 10 mien are better than goal.com)

Szczesny (8/10): BEAST. Made wonderful saves and has confirmed himself as a top 3 GK of the world now.

Jenkinson (7/10): Confirmed himself as a top 5 RB of the world today. Wonderful mate. Keep this up.

Mertesacker(7/10): Broke Soldado in two time and time again. He is so powerful. A top 5 CB of the world.

Koscielny(8/10): The best CB of the world. DESTROYED each and every Spud attack. Take a bow son. Take a bow.

Gibbs(6/10): Raced up and down the pitch. Did his job to good effect. Not his best performance, but still solid. Top 3 LB of the world

Ramsey (9/10): BOSSED DEMBELE AROUND THE PITCH ALL MATCH!!! BEASTLY. RAMSEY HAS EMERGED TO ESTABLISH AND CONFIRM HIMSELF AS THE BEST MIDFIELDER OF THE WORLD ALONGSIDE WILSHERE!!!! EXQUSITE PASSING. DRIBBLING SKILLS TO MAKE EVEN MARADONA BLUSH. POWERFUL BONE CRUNCHING TACKLES!!! THIS LAD HAS IT ALL!!!!!!!! XAVI CAN ONLY SIT AND STARE AS HE WATCHES THIS BOY SURPASS HIM BECAUSE XAVI KNOWS THAT THIS BOY CAN DO ALL HE CAN DO AND MORE BECAUSE XAVI CAN ONLY PASS SIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS, BUT RAMSEY CAN DO ALL THIS BUT ALSO MAKE DANGEROUS FORWARDS PASSES, DANGEROUS LONG RANGE SHOTS, AND DANGEROUS MARADONA LIKE DRIBBLES.

Wilshere (No score): Was sick today. Get well soon Wilshere so that we can see you back to your best. The best midfielder of the world along with Ramsey.

Walcott (10/10): PERFECT SCORE. PACE, POWER, BURST, DRIVE, INTELLIGENCE. HE HAS EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE IN A FOOTBALLER AND THEN SOME. THIERRY HENRY SHED TEARS AFTER WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE. DID YOU ALL SEE HOW HE CREATED THAT GOAL FOR THE WIN. INTELLIGENT TIMING OF HIS RUN AND THEN A PERFECTLY WEIGHTED CROSS FOR GIROUD. HE WAS CONSTANLY RACING PAST THE DEFENDERS WITH HIS INSANE PACE. THIS LAD IS TRULY THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION.

Rosicky (6/10):  A little quiet but he combined well when we needed him to. A top 5 attacking mid of the world.

Cazorla(9/10): THE BEST ATTACKING MID OF THE WORLD. HE DRIBBLED AND SLICED THROUGH THE SPUDS LIKE THEY WERE BUTTER. HIS PASSING AND VISION WERE TOP NOTCH. HE COULDN'T BE STOPPED. HIS QUICK TURN ABILITY ON THE BALL WAS TOO MUCH. SPUDS WOULD SEE THE BALL, THEN HE WOULD TURN QUICKLY AND THE BALL WOULD DISAPPEAR AND SPUD DEFENDERS WOULD LOOK AROUND CLUELESS. YEAH CAZORLA. TAKE A BOW SON. THAT TRASH INIESTA NOW KNOWS THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN RETAIN A STARTING SPOT IN THE SPANISH NATIONAL TEAM.

Giroud (9/10): THIS LAD CAN'T STOP SCORING. I TOLD YOU ALL DUMBzalo WASN'T NEEDED. WE WERE JUST USING HIS SIGNATURE AS MOTIVATION FOR GIROUD TO DISCOVER HIS BEST. GIROUD IS THE BEST STRIKER IN EPL NOW, AND HAS ESTABLISHED HIMSELF AS A TOP 3 STRIKER OF THE WORLD. BenzeMISS WILL SOON BE KICKED OUT OF FRANCE!!!!!!!

Subs:
Flamini (6/10): The prodigal son has returned. He did well and had good positioning. With a little match time he will return back as the best DM in football under us.

Nacho Monreal AKA LEFT BACK MESSI (7/10): Brilliant touches on the ball and showed why he is the LEFT BACK MESSI with his nice dribble and pass moves with Cazorla. Also defended well.

Sagna (No score): He only played a few minutes, but he did well to shore up the defence for our famous victory today.

Life is good for Arsenal. Not so good for Spuds.

ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

WE'RE BACK AND WE WANT WHAT IS OURS (EPL TITLE)..........................

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