Friday, May 17, 2013

The Story of Theo Walcott

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THE STORY OF THEO WALCOTT

It is a quiet day in Stanmore, London, England on March 16, 1989. An ordinary day by all acounts. Their is sun, a little bit of rain. Just a normal day. Then, suddenly there is a flash of light seen all around the world. Blink your eyes and you would've missed it. Football's savior had just been born.................

Theo Walcott the child prodigy
Theo Walcott was a small boy growing up. But, he was determined to be great. He would go out to the pitch everyday to hone his skills so that one day he could become the best in the world. The best the world had ever seen. One day a mysterious man in a cloak appeared to him and said "My boy Theo Walcott. Thou shalt become the most POWERFUL player to ever step to the pitch. Thou art the savior of football. With your great power comes great responsibility my blessed boy."

As the boy grew older he grew much stronger, and so did his skills just as prophesied. His legs grew very powerful and he became the fastest player of his generation. The scouts began to take notice and Theo Walcott's destiny began to fulfill itself.

Chelsea took notice. They said to themselves, we must have this boy. Let us sign him. But Walcott knew in his heart the future plastic club Chelsea would become and he rejected their sorry excuse of a club that can't even get into Champions League knockout stages after spending hundreds of millions of dollars. He signed for Southhampton instead. And so began the professional career of football's savior.

He started in their youth squad and he led them to much glory and honor. Soon his power had grown too strong and he was called up to their reserve squad at the tender age of 15, the youngest ever to play at that level. Soon though his power was even too great for the reserves. At the ripe young age of just 16 Walcott made his senior team debut!!! The youngest player of all time to debut professionally!!!! The prophecies of the mysterious cloaked man were coming true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walcott dazzled and amazed and became the most famous and powerful name in England. His future was being written before our very eyes..............

Walcott makes the greatest decision of his life.
Fast forward to January 20, 2006. Arsenal is in the middle of their season. The mysterious cloaked man has appeared to Arsene Wenger in his dreams and this is what he said. "Wenger you must sign this boy Walcott NOW. He is the future of football. He is the only one who can save Arsenal. He is the only one who can save football. Sign him!!! Sign him now!!! ooooOOOOooooOOOoooo". Then, Wenger woke up. Immediately, Walcott was signed to Arsenal that day. And on March 16, 2006 his 17th birthday he officially signed his contract to the greatest club of all time. A perfect match. Greatest player of all time at greatest club of all time.

Now we are on the day August 19, 2006. Arsenal are locked into a fierce battle with Aston Villa. Wenger looks to his bench for inpiration. "Warm up Walcott" he says with a smile on his face, "Now is your moment.". Walcott eagerly warms up then he is called onto the pitch. He sets up a goal for Gilberto Silva after coming on. The reign of Theo Walcott in Arsenal has begun.

Walcott can only smile as he confirms his status
as the world's best during the Sweden match at Euro 2012.
As the seasons progressed Walcott continued to grow more powerful with each passing season. Then, The at Euro 2012, the cloaked man appeared to Theo Walcott before the Sweden game again after all those years. Then the cloaked man spoke, "Walcott you have grown powerful just as I have said boy. Now this season you become the best in the world. Good luck my friend." Then the cloaked man vanished. Shortly after, Walcott DESTROYED and HUMILIATED Sweden to lead England to victory and leave Ibra on his hands and knees crying like a baby. Walcott had finally established himself as the best player of world football just as was written and spoken by the prophecies of the cloaked man. In fact, Theo Walcott reinforced this fact that he was the now the best player of the world after his performances vs Sweden, Reading (x2), Tottenham, and Newcastle. Even the cloaked man couldn't contain himself saying, "Never before have I seen a boy this powerful on the football pitch. Even Brazil Ronaldo pales in comparison to his explosion on the pitch."

Fast forward to the present. Walcott is now at Arsenal for a long time after signing his contract extension. The mysterios cloaked man was seen popping some bubbly in the streets of London. The world is a happy place today. Oh so happy. Oh so happy.

No one can stop Walcott now. He is the best of the world along with his best mate Wilshere. Together they will lead Arsenal to the trophies.

The trophies were meant to be collected by Arsenal this season and forevermre.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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13 comments:

  1. You sir a legend and a king amongst men

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  3. Ricky what happened mate, where are your new entries mate?

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  4. Go celebrate your 4th place "trophy" you loser

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  5. you're really enjoyable sir.

    please don't stop.

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  6. Write new articles mate.

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  7. keep up the good work ricky! i love you ricky!!

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  8. GOOD WORK RICKY!!! keep it up!!!! walcott the KING of the world

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  9. good job mate!!! some people just can't understand what trolling is.

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  10. YOU ARE A LEGEND

    DAVID

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  11. Arsenal is a trash club

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  12. Your are my personal hero ricky keep it up.
    GO ARSENAL!!!!

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