Arsenal v Newcastle Match Preview

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ARSENAL v NEWCASTLE PREVIEW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ix8dHZhUE (Click this link and keep the music on in the background as you read this part of the preview)

Darkness........So much darkness...............................................

Anguish............ agony.............. tears................

The tears drip from their eyes............

Drip..... Drop........ Drip............ Drop..................

They fall to their knees, and call for a savior..........

But no one hears their cries.

Not. A. Single. Soul.

Forever they will be alone.

Forever they will be ignored.

Forever they will be shamed..........

They toil day after day hoping for better. Praying for change.

But it will not come.

Not now. Not ever.

Forever. Their tears shall fall. Their hearts shall ache. They shall never know happiness. Never.......

The sad, sad life of a Spud fan...................................................................

Forever will their knees bend, their faces bow in the presence of the alimighty ARSENAL.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Now turn off the creepy music)

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(Meanwhile back at Arsenal)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3zOHHQSDNs (Now play this music as the background as you read this part)

OOOOOOOOOOOOH HAPPY HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again we have shattered the hearts of Spud supporters. We reign supreme over those subhuman mongrels yet again. CELEBRATE MATES. POP THAT BUBBBLY!!! WE ARE GOING TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AFTER WE DEFEAT NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spud supporters will still have their false hope that something will go wrong for us. But it is too late, and even they know this in their hearts. They had their chance...but they are too weak. Too pathetic. ARSENAL IS THE GREATEST CLUB OF THE WORLD. BOW DOWN SPUDS. BOW DOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newcastle will try their hardest, but we will crush them with the force of 1,000 Zeus. Walcott sips is right now sitting down with his feet kicked to the sky reading a book and sipping some wine with his mate Jack Wilshere. They are relaxed. They are calm. The points are ours.

We can not be stopped. We can not be tamed. WHOM THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP US THIS SEASON?

They cheated us in Champions League. They cheated is in the domestic cups. They cheated us from winning the league. But still we will get top 4. WE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL CLUB OF THE WORLD.

(Now cut off the happy music)

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-_vFVM6T_g (Now play this music for the final dramatic message from the Arsenal players)

MESSAGES FROM ARSENAL PLAYERS.

Arsene Wenger: WE CAN DO THIS!!!!! COME ON!! LET'S SECURE OUR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SPOT!! WHOM CAN STOP US?!?!?!?!?!?

Gervinho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!!!!!

Jack Wilshere: We can do this guys....I know we can......... WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP US!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Arteta: I may not make it in time for the match. BUT I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. YOU MUST KEEP THE FAITH. QUALIFICATION FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL HAPPEN MATES!! COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oxlade-Chamberlain: WHOM CAN STOP OUR POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Then everything turns to black......and Theo Walcott appears all alone)

Theo Walcott: Hi, Theo here. Many of you may know that this season I confirmed myself as the best player of the world through hard work and intense sacrifice. But now I call upon all you Gunners. Show your support in full force. Champions League qualification is ours. YES WE CAN. YES WE CAN DO THIS. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Then, the whole Arsenal team appears next to Walcott. They all look intensely into the camera before screaming wildly at the top of their lungs for one last time this season........)

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(Tune in on Sunday to see the culmination of all our hard work this season mates and let the music take you away.............)

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