Monday, June 3, 2013

EA Sports better fix up the Arsenal Player Ratings for next year..............

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Fifa is a very nice game to play lads. But I've noticed lately that they keep lowering the ratings for Arsenal each year. It's getting on my nerves now, and I always have to fix the ratings of my players with editing so that it can reflect the true ratings of our players. I'm sick of haviing to take all this time to fix EA sports mistakes each year, just so I can have a true authentic experience playing Fifa. So this year I've decided to create a preliminary rating list of the players who are currently in our squad right now. Obviously, we will make new signings and they will all have powerful ratings too, but these are the player ratings that the players we already have should be at. Make it happen EA mates. Make it happen.

HOW THE FOOK COULD EA SPORTS
MAKE HIS RATING SO LOW!
 HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND YOU
WOULD NEVER SEE SUPER MESSI OR LOSERnaldo
WITH SUCH A LOW RATING. YOU
FOOKED UP EA.......FIX IT NEXT SEASON!!!!


Arsenal Fifa 2014 Player Ratings (If Fifa don't have these ratings then EA Sports employees deserve to be beaten)

Arsenal Team Rating: 5 stars

GOALKEEPER:
-Szczesny (87 rating)
-Mannone (85 rating)
-Fabianski (85 rating)

RIGHT BACK:
Sagna (91 rating, best RB in game)
Jenkinson (86 rating)

CENTRE BACK:
Koscielny (92 rating, best CB in game)
Mertesacker (91 rating)
Vermaelen (91 rating)
Squillaci (83 rating)
Djorou (81 rating)

LEFT BACK:
Gibbs (94 rating, best LB in game since Marcelo was injured now)
Monreal aka Left Back Messi (94 rating, 5 star skills, best LB in game along with Gibbs)
Santos (81 rating)

CENTRAL MIDFIELD:
Wilshere (97 rating, 5 star skills, best player in game along with Walcott)
Arteta (89 rating)
Ramsey (87 rating)
Diaby (83 rating)
Coquelin (82 rating)
Frimpong (82 rating)
Denilson (82 rating)

OUTSIDE MIDFIELD:
Walcott (97 rating, 5 star skills, best player rating in game)
Ox (90 rating, 5 star skills)
Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski (85 rating)
Gervinho (84 rating, 5 star skills, his player should play like vintage Ronaldinho when on form though)
Arshavin (83 rating)

ATTACKING MIDFIELD
-Cazorla (95 rating, 5 star skills)
-Rosicky (84 rating)

FORWARD:
Giroud (87 rating)
Chamakh (80 rating)
And this doesn't include the new signings we may make to even further strengthen us. This team we have....IT”S GONNA BE FOOKING SICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me now EA....WHOM THE FOOK COULD STOP THIS????
Dear EA sports,

I dont ask for much from you. I just ask that you make the next EA an authentic playing experience for us as you always claim to make it each year. We are sick of being lied to. Arsenal should have the highest team rating and player ratings. I look forward to you correcting your mistakes this year.

Sincerely,

Ricky Cash
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7 comments:

  1. ox and lukas podolski should be a bit higher... and agree with you on fifa ratings... I spend more time editing their mistakes (especially with arsenal players) then playing the game.

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  2. When are you going to put up a Barcelona blog you plastic fan?

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  3. you should work for EA

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  4. I disagree. Andre Santos, Squillaci, Djourou and Gervinho are rubbish. Podolski should be at 90 minimum. Ramsey is a solid 90+. Rosicky is easily worth 93-94. The Little Mozart has incredible vision! Otherwise an excellent list.

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  5. spot on apart from ramsey,rosicky, and poldi . They all deserve 90+

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  6. most hilarious shit ive ever read..97 for walcott..yeah for sure..he's better than ronaldo,messi,iniesta...wow..

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