HI HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION HATERS.

We interrupt your dull, pointless existence to bring you this message from Theo Walcott and Arsenal.

HI HATER. 

Well, I just started here and I already told a lie. Haters aren't pointless. They surely have a purpose. What is it you ask? TO GET FOOKING OWNED BY RICKY CASH.

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The hate against Arsenal is FOOKING STRONG right now. The haters are crawling out from every nook and cranny. They show their ugly mugs on my telly. I see their ugly mugs on the streets. They even become grace their virtual mugs all over the internet. FOOK ALL OF YA!!! ALL THE HATERS SHALL BOW DOWN TO ARSENAL THIS SEASON!

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You want to know why??? Do you fooking want to know why mates??? I'm sure you do. And we'll get to that quite soon I assure you. But first, let's talk more about the haters shall we? After all that is the main premise of this piece right here. To give a shout out to the haters of Arsenal. Letting you guys know that we here your ignorance. And it doesn't fade us mates. It just doesn't. We laugh and spit in your faces because the trophies are ours this season.

There are a few arguments that the haters make each and every season. TheArsenal  HATER-isms Let's list a few of them why don't we?

Top 5 Arsenal HATER-isms (DISCLAIMER: Ignorant grammar and punctuation meant to reflect the intelligence level of Arsenal haters.)

1. lolz, lik omg arsenalz will surelies not finish in da top 4 dis season. lik dey iz so weak. hehehehe.
2.  omg omg, dis arsenal squad cud neva sine n e new playaz!!! dey has fogot howz to spend. arsenal is not football club, but lik so totally a busyness.
3.  lik wenger is such a perv. he only sine d yung playas. lol arsenal is daycare not football club
4.  lik arsenal is sooooooo trophyless. hehehe dey will neva winz again for d next millions n millions of years!!!!
5. hehehe allz arsenal dos is lose all dey top playas. arsenal is club for the weak. arsenal is just a feeda club for the best. lik omg how funny!!!

Now there are plenty that I have missed, but these are the top 5 HATER-isms that exists out there. But guess what haters Arsenal has another message for you.

ARSENAL AIN'T WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN. ARSENAL AIN'T WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN.

We will collect the trophies. We will collect the honours. We will gain the spoils.

And there is not a thing you haters can do about it. 

• When Walcott is racing up the pitch scoring goals, creating assists, terrorizing defences, and confirming that he is the best player in the world and of our generation...............
• When Wilshere is tearing it up in the midfield even bringing tears to the eyes of Zidane who will watch and say, "Why couldn't I have been gifted with even half of this boy's talent during my career. With his talent I could've done more"......................
• When Cazorla has once again established himself as the best attacking mid of the world with his grace and elegance and has benched that trash Iniesta in the Spanish NT...................
• When Ramsey has once again shown that he is even greater than Xavi because Xavi can only pass backwards and sideways, but Ramsey can do all Xavi can do , but also Ramsey can make dangerous forward passes...........................
• When Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski has shown the world that he is a top 5 winger of the world, and the most powerful attacker in nearly all of German history..................
• When Giroud has shown that DUMBzalo Higuain was not  needed and has bagged goal after goal after goal this season.......................
• When Oxlade-Chamberlain has surpassed even Messi in 2-3 years and made ppl say "Messi who? Who is that Messi creature? We only know the Ox now"........................

When all this and even more has passed (I haven't even begun to name the talents of these players or the rest of the players I haven't mentioned) you will all know the name Arsenal. You will fear it. You will tremble from it.

BUT MY GAWD YOU WILL FOOKING RESPECT IT. BECAUSE THE TROPHIES COME BACK TO ARSENAL THIS YEAR. THIS IS OUR YEAR. THIS IS OUR TIME.

THIS................THIS IS OUR FOOKING MOMENT.

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.

WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

One more message from Arsenal for you lot.

ONE OF THE ARSENAL THEME SONGS FOR THIS SEASON.

DON'T FOOK WITH US. DONT FOOK WITH US.

WE KNOW WE"VE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 

BUT WERE BACK AND WE WANT WHAT IS OURS.

We're back and we want what is ours (THE EPL TROPHY).

So why will we win it this season? Simple. We have the best player in the world in Theo Walcott. We have the best midfielder of the world in Jack Wilshere. We have top 5 players in every position across the pitch. We have the best and most loyal supporters to energize our team over the long season.

Trophy is ours this season haters. Deal with it.

So I leave you with 1 final question...............................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL FROM THE TROPHIES THIS SEASON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???!?!?!?!?!

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