Fener CRUSHED!!!! Champions League is ours this season. Ramsey is now best midfielder of the world.

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 Best team of the world!!!!!!!! CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TROPHY HERE WE COME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now where are you haters at? Where my haters at......where my haters at?????????

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

 Aaron Ramsey my dear lord, mate. It finally has happened............. Ramsey has established himself as the

Best midfielder of the world.
Bow down mates. Bow down....

best midfielder of the world right now. Incredible!!!!!!!! Yet another product of the Arsenal machine which just continually is churning out players who grow into the best in the world at their position.

Xavi can only sit and stare in awe, disbelief, and sorrow as he watches this boy Ramsey surpass him because Ramsey can do all Xavi can do but he also can pass the ball forwards, make powerful long distance shots, and score goals, while Xavi can only pass it sideways and backwards.

We now have in our POWERFUL squad...................

-the best player of the world (Walcott)
-the top 2 midfielders of the world (Ramsey, Wilshere)
-the best attacking mid of the world(Cazorla)
-the best RB of the world (Sagna)
-the best CB of the world (Koscielny)
-2 of the top 3 LBs of the world (Gibbs and Nacho Monreal AKA Left Back Messi)
-2 more of the top 5 CBs of the world when on form (Mertesacker and Vermaelen)
-a top 3 winger of the world (LU LU LU Lukas Podolski)
-The new Vieira only better when fit (Diaby)
-3 of the top 10 GK of the world (Szczesny and Fabianski)
-a top 5 RB (Jenkinson)

Even Wenger can not contain his delight
at how powerful our squad is this season

-a top 5 attacking mid of the world (Rosicky)
-The man who will be the new Kaka only better in 3-4 years (Serge Gnabry)
-The future best striker of the world (Yaya Sanogo)
-The new Michael Essien only better (Frimpong)
-A boy who will surpass even Messi in 2-3 years and make ppl say "Messi who? Who is that Messi creature? We only know the Ox now. (Oxlade-Chamberlain)

Also we will still make some powerful signings and have MANY powerful young stars who could break through.

Who is going to fook with us this season???

We are doing the treble and collecting all the trophies. You heard it here first mates.

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

Now one final question..............

whom can stop my powerful arsenal...........

no wait wait wait i don't think you heard me. let me raise my voice just a bit.....

WHOM THE FOOK CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!

ok ok one more time now.......

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL FROM THE TROPHIES THIS SEASON?!?!?!

ok now one more time for the haters.....

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Cheated by Aston Villa. Cheated by Antony Taylor. DISGRACE.

DISGRACE. IT"S A FOOKING DISGRACE.

GIVE THAT FOOKING RED CARD TO YOURSELF ANTHONY TAYLOR. THE WORST REF IN EPL HISTORY.

They had 3 defenders man marking Walcott. Who says he is not the best player of the world? It took THREE FOOKING DEFENDERS to stop him. That is the only reason Walcott was quiet in this match. LOL, they used their ENTIRE defence to stop him.

Now onto more important matters like how $hite this referee was. I thought the cheating against my powerful Arsenal was over for this new season. Boy was I wrong mates. Boy was I wrong. THIS REF WAS FOOKING INSANE!!!!!!!! FOOK YOU PATHETIC MARY POPPIN. GET THE FOOK OUT OF EPL NOW YOU DISGUSTING PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.

I mean seriously ref, YOU WERE HORRENDOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY RUBBISH MATE!!!!

So ref this was your first match in charge? AND MAY IT BE YOUR LAST. GET THE FOOK OUT OF EPL. GET OUT GET OUT OF MY LEAGUE!!!

WE HAVE ENOUGH CHEATING REFS!!! WHY THE FOOK DID THE FA BRING IN ANOTHER ONE?????????????

 It's all part of the conspiracy against Arsenal. The FA despises our club ever since the invincible season. After we went undefeated the FA felt weak and humiliated because they said to themselves, "No, how is this possible. How can a team be so powerful and go undefeated in our EPL league the best league of the world????"

 So ever since then they have been hiring refs to cheat against us and screw us out of points. It's quite pathetic really. We will still rise above the cheaters. We will still rise above. EPL is ours this season.

IT"S FOOKING OURS. YOU CAN'T STOP US THIS TIME FA. LAST SEASON YOU HALTED US WITH YOUR CHEATING BUT THIS TIME YOU WILL NOT PREVAIL.

I beg all Arsenal supporters to gather and write a letter to the FA explaining that they must stop cheating against us just because they know that if they dont cheat we would just blow through all our opponents. It just wouldn't be fair.

 I am sick of the cheating. Stop this FA. Stop hiring the cheating refs!!!

 And don't even get me started on those Villa thugs. BEASTeke and co were flailing their arms like pansies all match acting like they got shot in the stomach each time we so much as breathed on them. FOOK YOU VILLA, AFTER THIS DEBACLE I WOULD LAUGH IF YOU END UP GETTING RELEGATED SOMEHOW. MAY YOU BE CURSED FOR THE REST OF YOUR SEASON FOR YOUR PATHETIC CHEATING AND COLLABORATION TO CHEAT WITH THAT DISGUSTING REF.

Wenger get me some signings NOW. I've been patient mate, and I supported you but Giroud has failed me today. Before this match he was a top 3 striker of the world, but now he is just top 10. He is still world class, but we need a top 3 or top 5 striker at least in the squad unless Giroud wants to get his head out of his @rse and get back in form.

 And also everyone, dont forget we had so many injuries. Even Gibbs got injured in this match, and Cazorla wasn't fully fit yet. Arteta was out injured. Walcott was tired from playing with England and so was Wilshere. And Koscielny was unfairly red carded.

 YEAH STUPID REF THAT WAS A FOOKING HORRIBLE PENALTY CALL. BOTH OF THEM WERE!!! Kosc should never got a yellow for that penalty, and he should never have gotten a second yellow after that. This ref is gonna know what a knuckle sandwich tastes like later this week. I assure you we will find where he lives and torture him proper.

 So much I could say about this match, but I am done for now. We have been robbed and cheated YET AGAIN by the FA and their cheating refs. WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED FA?? WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED TO LET ARSENAL PLAY FAIR MATCHES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?? JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF THE MATCHES WERE FAIR WE'D ALWAYS WIN AND DOMINATE EPL IS NO EXCUSE TO CONTINUALLY CHEAT US EACH SEASON.

We will make powerful signings.
We will go on an EPIC run of wins starting now. We are ANGRY and UPSET. Now nobody could stop us in the coming matches...........

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.
WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL WHEN THERE ARE NO CHEATING REFS MAKING RIDICULOUS CALLS AND GIVING OUT CHEAP FREE PENALTIES TO OUR OPPOSITION?!!?!?!

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Arsenal v Aston Villa Preview (Match Day 1)

Play the music below before continuing................

The time has come for Arsenal to return to EPL glory...

WE HAVE BEEN KEPT DOWN FOR TOO LONG MATES.

WE HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH MATES. 

NOW IS OUR TIME. NOW IS OUR MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say we're too weak.

They say we're too slow.

They say we lack the proper mentality.

They say we can't do it.

Oh haters.

When will you learn that CAN'T doesn't exist in the Arsenal vocabulary.............

Walcott smiles at his opponents. He knows they can not stop him this season. Last season was his confirmation of his status as best in the world. This season he looks to establish himself as best of this generation. To put it beyond doubt once and for all. They cry out Lionel Messi!!! They cry out Ronaldo!!! And now they cry out THEO FOOKING WALCOTT!!!! Walcott will establish himself as best of this generation beyond all reasonable doubt this season. THIS IS BATTLE MATES. THIS IS FOOKING WAR. ONLY THE STRONG CAN SURVIVE IN EPL. His quest begins against a formidable foe, Aston Villa............

Introducing Christian Benteke AKA BEASTeke. The leader, the icon of Aston Villa. The superstar striker had quite the impressive season last year. Bagging goal after goal and inspiring his side with confidence. BEASTeke is a monster in front of the goal. Destroying his opponents with precision and intense power. He is like Goliath. His towering presence puts fear in the hearts of the weak. He crushes the small and meek. Who can stop this monster???? Who can stop this beast???? Who could stand up to his awesome powers???? Who will crush him? Is it possible???? The answer???? A resounding HELL YEAAAAAAAAAHH. 

Introducing Laurent Koscielny and Per Mertesacker. The best pair of CBs in all the world. Specifically,

Koscielny has established himself as the best centre back in the world, while Mertesacker is a top 5 centre back. Koscielny fears nobody. He is the best. He is ready to eat the BEASTeke for lunch. He will swallow him whole. And Mertesacker is even bigger than BEASTeke. He will bully him around all day. ALL FOOKING DAY MATES.. BEASTeke is good, but he stands no chance against Kosc and Mertesacker. He will sadly be humiliated on Saturday. When Koscielny and Mertesacker are through with him you will be able to find BEASTeke huddled up in the corner of his locker room in the fetal position silently crying while repeating, "Koscielny, Mertesacker....OH NO. Koscielny, Mertesacker......OH NO" repeatedly over and over again. BEASTeke will need at least a week to recover from the beat down them 2 are going to give him on Saturday.

Try as they might resistance is futile. I beg Aston Villa to just give up before this match even begins. Better that, than to suffer such utter humiliation at our hands in the upcoming match. Walcott will score. Giroud is in inpired form look for him to score. Lukas Podolski has such power to his game. He could even score as well. Wilshere will once again remind you lot why he is currently the best midfielder of the world. Ramsey will help him run the midfield like clockwork and he will show why he has surpassed Xavi now because unlike Xavi who can just make sideways and backwards passes, Ramsey can do all this, but also can make dangerous forward passes as well. Gibbs and Sagna will race up the flanks dominating left and right. Cazorla the graceful one will elegantly orchestrate the attack to the perfect tempo and show why he is the best attacking mid of the world. 

Arsenal are here to stay mates. We are ready to dominate. We are ready to prevail this season. I'm sorry Aston Villa I really am that you must start your season in such embarrassing fashion. But the King of football Thierry Henry has laid his mighty hands upon this squad and infused us with the spirit of the invincibles. We are a team of destiny. Know one can stop us this season.

Only one question remains for you now................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal 3 - Aston Villa 0

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HI HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION HATERS.

We interrupt your dull, pointless existence to bring you this message from Theo Walcott and Arsenal.

HI HATER. 

Well, I just started here and I already told a lie. Haters aren't pointless. They surely have a purpose. What is it you ask? TO GET FOOKING OWNED BY RICKY CASH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The hate against Arsenal is FOOKING STRONG right now. The haters are crawling out from every nook and cranny. They show their ugly mugs on my telly. I see their ugly mugs on the streets. They even become grace their virtual mugs all over the internet. FOOK ALL OF YA!!! ALL THE HATERS SHALL BOW DOWN TO ARSENAL THIS SEASON!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You want to know why??? Do you fooking want to know why mates??? I'm sure you do. And we'll get to that quite soon I assure you. But first, let's talk more about the haters shall we? After all that is the main premise of this piece right here. To give a shout out to the haters of Arsenal. Letting you guys know that we here your ignorance. And it doesn't fade us mates. It just doesn't. We laugh and spit in your faces because the trophies are ours this season.

There are a few arguments that the haters make each and every season. TheArsenal  HATER-isms Let's list a few of them why don't we?

Top 5 Arsenal HATER-isms (DISCLAIMER: Ignorant grammar and punctuation meant to reflect the intelligence level of Arsenal haters.)

1. lolz, lik omg arsenalz will surelies not finish in da top 4 dis season. lik dey iz so weak. hehehehe.
2.  omg omg, dis arsenal squad cud neva sine n e new playaz!!! dey has fogot howz to spend. arsenal is not football club, but lik so totally a busyness.
3.  lik wenger is such a perv. he only sine d yung playas. lol arsenal is daycare not football club
4.  lik arsenal is sooooooo trophyless. hehehe dey will neva winz again for d next millions n millions of years!!!!
5. hehehe allz arsenal dos is lose all dey top playas. arsenal is club for the weak. arsenal is just a feeda club for the best. lik omg how funny!!!

Now there are plenty that I have missed, but these are the top 5 HATER-isms that exists out there. But guess what haters Arsenal has another message for you.

ARSENAL AIN'T WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN. ARSENAL AIN'T WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN.

We will collect the trophies. We will collect the honours. We will gain the spoils.

And there is not a thing you haters can do about it. 

• When Walcott is racing up the pitch scoring goals, creating assists, terrorizing defences, and confirming that he is the best player in the world and of our generation...............
• When Wilshere is tearing it up in the midfield even bringing tears to the eyes of Zidane who will watch and say, "Why couldn't I have been gifted with even half of this boy's talent during my career. With his talent I could've done more"......................
• When Cazorla has once again established himself as the best attacking mid of the world with his grace and elegance and has benched that trash Iniesta in the Spanish NT...................
• When Ramsey has once again shown that he is even greater than Xavi because Xavi can only pass backwards and sideways, but Ramsey can do all Xavi can do , but also Ramsey can make dangerous forward passes...........................
• When Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski has shown the world that he is a top 5 winger of the world, and the most powerful attacker in nearly all of German history..................
• When Giroud has shown that DUMBzalo Higuain was not  needed and has bagged goal after goal after goal this season.......................
• When Oxlade-Chamberlain has surpassed even Messi in 2-3 years and made ppl say "Messi who? Who is that Messi creature? We only know the Ox now"........................

When all this and even more has passed (I haven't even begun to name the talents of these players or the rest of the players I haven't mentioned) you will all know the name Arsenal. You will fear it. You will tremble from it.

BUT MY GAWD YOU WILL FOOKING RESPECT IT. BECAUSE THE TROPHIES COME BACK TO ARSENAL THIS YEAR. THIS IS OUR YEAR. THIS IS OUR TIME.

THIS................THIS IS OUR FOOKING MOMENT.

ALL THE GLORY. ALL THE HONOUR. ALL THE SPOILS.

WE ARE ARSENAL. YOU CAN'T FOOK WITH US MATES.

YOU JUST CAN'T.

One more message from Arsenal for you lot.

ONE OF THE ARSENAL THEME SONGS FOR THIS SEASON.

DON'T FOOK WITH US. DONT FOOK WITH US.

WE KNOW WE"VE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 

BUT WERE BACK AND WE WANT WHAT IS OURS.

We're back and we want what is ours (THE EPL TROPHY).

So why will we win it this season? Simple. We have the best player in the world in Theo Walcott. We have the best midfielder of the world in Jack Wilshere. We have top 5 players in every position across the pitch. We have the best and most loyal supporters to energize our team over the long season.

Trophy is ours this season haters. Deal with it.

So I leave you with 1 final question...............................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL FROM THE TROPHIES THIS SEASON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???!?!?!?!?!

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