Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Jealous Rage of that trash Iniesta

Super Messi is the star of Barca. Horsie head is just gonna ruin Super Messi like that trash Iniesta did this season. 

If you play for Barca you have 2 jobs on the pitch and that is it. 

1. Run your @$$ off on defence so that Super Messi doesn't have to do the dirty work. Super Messi is a glamourous and delicate talent. He must not waste his energy doing the dirty work of chasing around for the ball. Super Messi is a star, not a water carrier. He must conserve his energy and remain always in the final third of the pitch resting, while his teammates do all the work. 

2. And this is the most simple of the rules and also the most important. ON OFFENCE YOU PASS THE BALL TO SUPER MESSI AND THEN GET THE FOOK OUT THE WAY AND WATCH HIS MAGIC. 

That trash Iniesta ignored these rules, and he tried to hog the ball from Messi on offence, and also he stopped running around on defence to cover for Messi because he got big headed after he unjustly won European footballer of the year. He thought to himself, "Yes, yes! Now that I have won this award I can finally carry out my secret plan to dethrone Messi and take all the glory for myself. I am sick of being in his shadow. Now I can shine like the sun and claim my rightful place as the star of Barca. Oh,I'm getting so happy just thinkin about this. Yes, now is my time.....now is my moment. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!" 
Iniesta, you jealous, jealous boy.
Accept that Super Messi is better than you, and
you won't be so sad anymore. STOP TRYING
TO STEAL HIS GLORY you trash.

You see Iniesta is a jealous boy. He has been jealous of Messi all this time because he was proclaimed to be the new star of Barca. Then, Super Messi came out of no where and stole away his dreams when he became the new star instead of Iniesta. Iniesta was devastated and would sit up all night scheming up a plan to try and unthrone Super Messi. He hated that Messi had become the star of Barca, and ruined his dreams that he had had since he was a little boy. 

Iniesta couldn't accept that Messi had become his superior, but he knew that he had to wait to make his move to carry out his evil plan to ruin Super Messi. Then, he unjustly won European footballer of the year. One of the great travesties and mistakes of football of all time. Iniesta knew that now he could make his move. His plan that he had been formulating over 10 long, brutal years was finally ready to set in motion. 

Iniesta took this photo of Messi drunk and
leaked it to the press. To what lengths
will this jealous boy go to ruin
Super Messi???????
Iniesta moved quickly. He began hogging the ball more and trying hard to outshine Messi. When Messi was open he would not pass him the ball. When Messi was open to score goals, Iniesta would hog the ball and then try to shoot himself even when he was in bad positions. He yearned to see Messi fail, to replace him as the new face of Barca. He had endured 10 years of long, sleepless nights trying to unthrone Messi. He wouldn't be denied his chance now. He had to ruin Messi and hog the ball away from him..... 

Iniesta also began to feed stories to the press saying that Messi was doing bad things. Iniesta leaked a photo of Messi being drunk at the start of the season after the match preseason match against Manchester United to try and ruin Messi's reputation. Look at the picture. You will notice that Iniesta is not in it because he was the one who secretly took it to try and defame Messi and take control of Barca for himself. 

Iniesta stayed up late each night devising his evil
plan to ruin Messi and take his glory away
from him.
However, soon the evil plans of Iniesta backfired, when Barca started getting embarassed in the Champions League. You see Super Messi is powerful and can lead Barca to glory, but that trash Iniesta is.......well he is trash. He can't lead Barca past the best of the best like Messi could. It all culminated with an embarssing loss to Bayern MunCHEAT in the semifinals. That trash Iniesta had successfully destroyed everything that Barca had built up. All because of his jealous rage. 

GET THE FOOK OVER YOURSELF YOU TRASH INIESTA. SUPER MESSI IS BETTER THAN YOU. DEAL WITH IT. FALL BACK $LUT AND START FOLLOWING THE 2 RULES OF BARCA AGAIN. IT HAS WORKED ALL THESE YEARS AND WON BARCA TROPHY AFTER TROPHY. BENCH HIM BARCA. BENCH THAT TRASH INIESTA OR SELL HIM. OR ELSE HIS JEALOUSY WILL RUIN BARCA FOR ANOTHER FOOKING SEASON. 
How about you formulate a plan on how to get
a tan you trash Iniesta rather than on
how to steal glory from Super Messi?


And now Horsie head Neymar will be the same. He wants to be a star just like Iniesta. He will soon grow jealous just like trash Iniesta. Horsie head is already devising his plan to try and dethrone Messi just like Iniesta is developing his new evil plan as well. Please, please, please Barca. put these miscreants in line. 

Iniesta can;t be saved. He must be sold or demoted to the youth team. Horsie head is young though. I just hope Barca can condition him to obey the orders of Super Messi like everyone else in Barca so that Barca can continue to win. Montoya said it best. Super Messi is the master of Barca. Neymar better fall in line or he will ruin Barca just like that trash Iniesta. 

Hey trash Iniesta. Why don't you try to plan how to get a tan, rather than how to steal the glory from Super Messi. My gosh mates, Iniesta is just such trash.


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Monday, June 3, 2013

EA Sports better fix up the Arsenal Player Ratings for next year..............

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Fifa is a very nice game to play lads. But I've noticed lately that they keep lowering the ratings for Arsenal each year. It's getting on my nerves now, and I always have to fix the ratings of my players with editing so that it can reflect the true ratings of our players. I'm sick of haviing to take all this time to fix EA sports mistakes each year, just so I can have a true authentic experience playing Fifa. So this year I've decided to create a preliminary rating list of the players who are currently in our squad right now. Obviously, we will make new signings and they will all have powerful ratings too, but these are the player ratings that the players we already have should be at. Make it happen EA mates. Make it happen.

HOW THE FOOK COULD EA SPORTS
MAKE HIS RATING SO LOW!
 HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND YOU
WOULD NEVER SEE SUPER MESSI OR LOSERnaldo
WITH SUCH A LOW RATING. YOU
FOOKED UP EA.......FIX IT NEXT SEASON!!!!


Arsenal Fifa 2014 Player Ratings (If Fifa don't have these ratings then EA Sports employees deserve to be beaten)

Arsenal Team Rating: 5 stars

GOALKEEPER:
-Szczesny (87 rating)
-Mannone (85 rating)
-Fabianski (85 rating)

RIGHT BACK:
Sagna (91 rating, best RB in game)
Jenkinson (86 rating)

CENTRE BACK:
Koscielny (92 rating, best CB in game)
Mertesacker (91 rating)
Vermaelen (91 rating)
Squillaci (83 rating)
Djorou (81 rating)

LEFT BACK:
Gibbs (94 rating, best LB in game since Marcelo was injured now)
Monreal aka Left Back Messi (94 rating, 5 star skills, best LB in game along with Gibbs)
Santos (81 rating)

CENTRAL MIDFIELD:
Wilshere (97 rating, 5 star skills, best player in game along with Walcott)
Arteta (89 rating)
Ramsey (87 rating)
Diaby (83 rating)
Coquelin (82 rating)
Frimpong (82 rating)
Denilson (82 rating)

OUTSIDE MIDFIELD:
Walcott (97 rating, 5 star skills, best player rating in game)
Ox (90 rating, 5 star skills)
Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski (85 rating)
Gervinho (84 rating, 5 star skills, his player should play like vintage Ronaldinho when on form though)
Arshavin (83 rating)

ATTACKING MIDFIELD
-Cazorla (95 rating, 5 star skills)
-Rosicky (84 rating)

FORWARD:
Giroud (87 rating)
Chamakh (80 rating)
And this doesn't include the new signings we may make to even further strengthen us. This team we have....IT”S GONNA BE FOOKING SICK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me now EA....WHOM THE FOOK COULD STOP THIS????
Dear EA sports,

I dont ask for much from you. I just ask that you make the next EA an authentic playing experience for us as you always claim to make it each year. We are sick of being lied to. Arsenal should have the highest team rating and player ratings. I look forward to you correcting your mistakes this year.

Sincerely,

Ricky Cash
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