LOSERnaldo called Gareth Bale yesterday.
Normally, you call the new player to congratulate them but that wasn't on the agenda of the LOSERnaldo LOL. LOSERnaldo didn't even say hi. He just started ripping into Bale and demanding that he submit on the pitch to his will. Ronaldo is a Madrid dictator. Here is a transcript of their conversation. Viewer discretion is advised.
(Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring.)
Bale: Hell......
LOSERnaldo: NO. LISTEN TO ME BALE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT STUNT YOU ARE PULLING BEATING MY TRANSFER RECORD BUT I AM VERY SAD RIGHT NOW. THIS HAS TO STOP.
Bale: Oh, Ronaldo!! Nice to meet you mate. I'm you're biggest fan. I can't wait to play with....
LOSERnaldo: SHUT UP. DON'T INTERRUPT ME. Now you are to pass me the ball when you are through on goal so that I can score easy tap ins. I score the goals here in Madrid boy. Do you understand me???
Bale: Um, well we need to work as a team....
LOSERnaldo: NO! I AM THE TEAM. I AM REAL MADRID. I AM THE GREATEST. THE FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD BEST OF THE WORLD. I AM CRISTIANO RONALDO AVEIROS DOS SANTOS. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??
Bale: Well, ermmmm yes I guess then
LOSERnaldo: Fantastic!!!! So Bale now that we got that out the way I must say you're hair was looking like so great and perfect during your presentation. You;re like soooooo hot! You should totes come over my house and we can paint our nails together while we watch re-runs of the Gilmore Girls!! Yay!!! SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bale: Oh brother! What have I done??? I am now nothing but the newest slave to LOSERnaldo in Madrid like all the rest...............
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Ronaldo was quick to make sure Bale knew his place in Madrid |
Normally, you call the new player to congratulate them but that wasn't on the agenda of the LOSERnaldo LOL. LOSERnaldo didn't even say hi. He just started ripping into Bale and demanding that he submit on the pitch to his will. Ronaldo is a Madrid dictator. Here is a transcript of their conversation. Viewer discretion is advised.
(Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring.)
Bale: Hell......
LOSERnaldo: NO. LISTEN TO ME BALE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT STUNT YOU ARE PULLING BEATING MY TRANSFER RECORD BUT I AM VERY SAD RIGHT NOW. THIS HAS TO STOP.
Bale: Oh, Ronaldo!! Nice to meet you mate. I'm you're biggest fan. I can't wait to play with....
LOSERnaldo: SHUT UP. DON'T INTERRUPT ME. Now you are to pass me the ball when you are through on goal so that I can score easy tap ins. I score the goals here in Madrid boy. Do you understand me???
Bale: Um, well we need to work as a team....
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It was important to LOSERnald that Bale understood that he was the master of Madrid. Even the thought of getting outshined moved LOSERnaldo to tears. |
Bale: Well, ermmmm yes I guess then
LOSERnaldo: Fantastic!!!! So Bale now that we got that out the way I must say you're hair was looking like so great and perfect during your presentation. You;re like soooooo hot! You should totes come over my house and we can paint our nails together while we watch re-runs of the Gilmore Girls!! Yay!!! SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bale: Oh brother! What have I done??? I am now nothing but the newest slave to LOSERnaldo in Madrid like all the rest...............
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