YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
REJOICE!!! EVERYONE REJOICE!!!!!!!! WE FOOKING DID IT!WE HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE FOOKING WORLD UP FINALS YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The captain leads us to glory in Walcott's absence. |
They said we couldn't do it.............
WELL FOOKING LOOK AT US NOW!!!!!!
Stage 1 of English Domination is complete. Now we go to conquer the world cup and claim the trophy in Brazil just as I predicted. Walcott will be so fit and ready by then and the world can only cower and whimper as we slowly but surely build up our strength to indescribable levels. Levels that other nations could only dream of......levels that people thought surely were simply the stuff of fiction.
But when you next see us in competitive action at the world cup.........the world will know just how FOOKING powerful we truly are. When Gerrard hoists that trophy to the heavens next summer in Brazil as the confetti falls down majestically around him, and as all the teammates are hoisting our superstar and the best player of our generation Walcott above their heads for finishing as the player of the tournament and also top goal scorer the world will know. They will know that WE ARE FOOKING ENGLAND AND WE ARE NOT TO BE FOOKED AROUND WITH YEAH?!?!?!?!
My body is trembling right now and the insane performance we have just put in here at Wembley and it trembles even more at the mere thought of our true power levels which will be revealed at the world cup when ALL our stars are fit and back ready to play.
I can already feel the tears developing in my eyes at just the mere thought of what WILL happen next
Lewandowski can only hold his head in his hands and cry. He knows that the power of England was just too much and the tears are now flowing from his face. |
(Meanwhile back in HATERland)
Tears of sadness flow freely. Dark skies and rainy drops devour the atmosphere. The sun had permanently vanished. The haters of England are weeping. They are weeping because they know it is over. The only shot their pathetic nations had at winning the world cup was to hope that we were cheated out of qualification.
Now, there hope is gone. They now know that their team is doomed at the next world cup.
Brazil are doomed.
Spain are doomed.
Slow motion Italy are doomed.
Overrated Belgium are doomed.
Germany are doomed (although Ozil will carry them as far as he can).
EVERY OTHER NATION are doomed.
All of these powerful wins this week came without Walcott. JUST THINK WHAT HAPPENS AT THE WORLD CUP WHEN THE WORLDS BEST PLAYER AND BEST OF OUR GENERATION WALCOTT IS FULLY FIT AGAIN?!?!?!?! |
Tell me how you could stop the precision and class of Wilshere when he is fully fit?
Tell me how you could stop the unstoppable strength and power of Gerrard?
Tell me how you could keep up with the movement and intelligence of Rooney?
Tell me how you could keep Lampard powerful shots out the net?
Tell me how you could contain the power and pace of Sturridge or Welbeck?
Tell me how you could find a way past our UNBREAKABLE defence line?
TELL ME HOW THE FOOK YOU COULD STOP THESE 3 LIONS FROM EATING YOUR TEAM ALIVE?
You can't mates. You can't.
I leave you with one final question that you already know the answer to...................
WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ENGLAND FROM THE WORLD CUP TROPHY IN BRAZIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
(Answer for you sm@rt@$$es: NO FOOKING BODY)
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England are out of luck they will have to play a top 7 team and England suck hairy,vainy, purple, swollen, BALLS
ReplyDeleteRICKY CASH!!! Finally man, you need to do more of these things from now on. I swear this guy is the funniest man of all time
ReplyDeletelmfao, u actually think england can win? they got good team but brazil or spain will win surely.
ReplyDeletei must say tho that u r surely a funny guy. u always bring the smile to my face. keep it up
its been a while ricky mate...its been a while...u need to keep updating ur blog mate..n let the HATERS cry!!!
ReplyDeletegenius yet again
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ReplyDeleteHodgson on Walcott:
ReplyDeleteHe offers no attacking threat, dribbles into players, his passing is askew, and he struggles to help England’s right back Kyle Walker defensively with the dangerous Yevhen Konoplyanka.
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ReplyDeleteLORD RICKY CASH
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Funniest blog ever....Haters will hate.